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Old 08-24-2006, 01:29 AM   #1
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If you could travel back in time...

You can travel only once, and not more then your age.
When you get there you have your brain from today, even if you went back when you where 5 years old.

What year would you travel to?
Why would you travel back? What would you do? How would you exploit that situation?

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Old 08-24-2006, 02:35 AM   #2
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I would travel back a couple years and renew a couple of good domains i thought were on auto-renew

Those were a couple of domains I was planning on developing and never selling. One has already changed hands once from a company in UAE to one in India. The other was picked up by an online dating company and is a live website. I owned the domains for about six years. I'm really attatched to my domain names and wanted to die at the time this came to my attention. Totally over it now though, glad it was only two...

Other than that i'm cool where i am now
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Old 08-24-2006, 02:39 AM   #3
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My mother died suddenly and unexpectedly when I was in my mid-20's. I would love to go back and spend more time talking to her and letting her know how much I appreciated all she did for me.

That's all...

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Old 08-24-2006, 02:56 AM   #4
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My mother died suddenly and unexpectedly when I was in my mid-20's. I would love to go back and spend more time talking to her and letting her know how much I appreciated all she did for me.

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I'm sorry to hear that man... sometimes life is just so fast pace and things like spending time with family seem to get pushed on the back burner. People, including myself should learn from your unfortunate situation
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Old 08-24-2006, 03:01 AM   #5
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i'd fuck that girl from highschool

oh and register a few good domains
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Old 08-24-2006, 03:09 AM   #6
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I would travel back a couple years and renew a couple of good domains i thought were on auto-renew

Those were a couple of domains I was planning on developing and never selling. One has already changed hands once from a company in UAE to one in India. The other was picked up by an online dating company and is a live website. I owned the domains for about six years. I'm really attatched to my domain names and wanted to die at the time this came to my attention. Totally over it now though, glad it was only two...

Other than that i'm cool where i am now
wow, yeah, you must felt violated in the worst way, even though it was your own fault but your right, you shouldn't dwell on it.... and also BORING!

i would go find led zepplin or the rolling stones, beatles all of em and make em sign a contract exclusivly to me, Cuz i obviously know how big they will be, and then tell them they will rich and famous, that they prob couldn't imagine exactly just how rich and famous back then... then i would just tour with them all ( that's right, it'd be the worlds greatest concerts, EVER!) for a good price, but we'd still be rich cuz as you know, these guys are all still around.(cept for the ones because of obvious reason's aka.dead)

Then I would tell them all to invest 50% of there money in a small company ran by a total dweeb ass nerd named bill gates.... and just party myself till my heart exploded, hopefully during one of my other exclusive bands,( would be years after though, obviously) Motley fucking crew to KickStart my heart while I was on the speaker thrashing away....

Sounds like fun to me, I would have ALL ( or most, cuz some would rebel) the greatest bands in classic rock, tracking them down one at a time to bring them all together as the Rocking Fucking Tour, wow, what a dream that would be huh? anyone else that would go for this one? crazy but yet, overly priceless!

BTW good thread,, I liked thinking about that

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Old 08-24-2006, 03:22 AM   #7
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where to begin...

but to keep it simple and not greedy, I would go back in time to that eve in college when I had Hottie Whatsherface in my bed but because i drank so much (a bottle of Jager and 4 beers) i was pushing rope*....ah life lessons...what a bitch they are



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Old 08-24-2006, 03:26 AM   #8
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late 80s and early 90s

rising socialism in europe,that was da shit
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Old 08-24-2006, 03:27 AM   #9
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where to begin...

but to keep it simple and not greedy, I would go back in time to that eve in college when I had Hottie Whatsherface in my bed but because i drank so much (a bottle of Jager and 4 beers) i was pushing rope*....ah life lessons...what a bitch they are



*courtesy of xxxjay
also known as the soft serve if i'm not mistaken
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Old 08-24-2006, 03:28 AM   #10
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Old 08-24-2006, 03:34 AM   #11
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+ all revolutions of past century

Hmmm a communist revolutionary, murderer and torturer. How quaint.
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Old 08-24-2006, 03:35 AM   #12
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also known as the soft serve if i'm not mistaken
both great euphanisms...props to xxxjay

If I were going back to make money...I'd take about 10 great mainstream ideas that have been proven to be da shit and proceed to pitch the ideas to Bill Gates with a revenue deal...then when I've made the big denero, buy AOL in its entirety and dismantle the company.

Then I'd take the other ten ideas I didn't share and make a real fortune
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Old 08-24-2006, 03:39 AM   #13
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Old 08-24-2006, 03:41 AM   #14
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i'd fuck that girl from highschool

oh and register a few good domains
here here

i had the opportunity to have the HOTTEST girl in high school at the time. Had her number and everything and an invitation that would make most kids at that age have wet dreams way on into their 30's when I got drunk at lunch hour with her.. I never did call... thought it was drunk talk... later she turned bisexual and loved to play with girls too.... I so missed out!

At that same time the internet was relatively immature.. this was the era of Pentium 90mhz being the cat's meow. I would have snatched up some pretty good domains had I known what I know now.
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Old 08-24-2006, 04:03 AM   #15
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i'd go back to the start of the Internet and register loads of good domains
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Old 08-24-2006, 04:53 AM   #16
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I'd do domains like evryone else, and some ideas like myspace, online dating etc. etc.
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Old 08-24-2006, 04:53 AM   #17
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I'd go back to pre-war Nazi germany, bring a dvd, a tv and a copy of the movie "The Downfall", go meet Hitler, laugh and leave.
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Old 08-24-2006, 04:57 AM   #18
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What's with the "I'd register a few good domains.. Fuck that!" Go back to 1995 and buy 15000 Yahoo Shares at 1$, then sell them in December 1999. Voila. Enjoy your life.

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Old 08-24-2006, 05:04 AM   #19
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The shares started at 13$, not 1$. My mistake.

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What's with the "I'd register a few good domains.. Fuck that!" Go back to 1995 and buy 15000 Yahoo Shares at 1$, then sell them in December 1999. Voila. Enjoy your life.

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Old 08-24-2006, 05:15 AM   #20
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My mother died suddenly and unexpectedly when I was in my mid-20's. I would love to go back and spend more time talking to her and letting her know how much I appreciated all she did for me.

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Sorry to hear that.

My father went out of the blue when I was 16. That would be my one wish as well if I could go back in time.
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Old 08-24-2006, 05:37 AM   #21
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Sounds like fun to me, I would have ALL ( or most, cuz some would rebel) the greatest bands in classic rock, tracking them down one at a time to bring them all together as the Rocking Fucking Tour, wow, what a dream that would be huh? anyone else that would go for this one? crazy but yet, overly priceless!
While the guys are busy rocking the world tours they never get around to writing some of their classic hits...

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Old 08-24-2006, 07:56 AM   #23
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What's with the "I'd register a few good domains.. Fuck that!" Go back to 1995 and buy 15000 Yahoo Shares at 1$, then sell them in December 1999. Voila. Enjoy your life.

Thats small coockies my friend..

Cisco shares went up under 90's by 124,825%
AOL shares went up under 90's by 81,400%
DELL shares went up under 90's by 72,400%
EMG shares went up under 90's by 68,314%

now go find those charts
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Old 08-24-2006, 07:58 AM   #24
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My mother died suddenly and unexpectedly when I was in my mid-20's. I would love to go back and spend more time talking to her and letting her know how much I appreciated all she did for me.

That's all...

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Thats deep
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Old 08-24-2006, 08:02 AM   #25
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wow, yeah, you must felt violated in the worst way, even though it was your own fault but your right, you shouldn't dwell on it.... and also BORING!

i would go find led zepplin or the rolling stones, beatles all of em and make em sign a contract exclusivly to me, Cuz i obviously know how big they will be, and then tell them they will rich and famous, that they prob couldn't imagine exactly just how rich and famous back then... then i would just tour with them all ( that's right, it'd be the worlds greatest concerts, EVER!) for a good price, but we'd still be rich cuz as you know, these guys are all still around.(cept for the ones because of obvious reason's aka.dead)

Then I would tell them all to invest 50% of there money in a small company ran by a total dweeb ass nerd named bill gates.... and just party myself till my heart exploded, hopefully during one of my other exclusive bands,( would be years after though, obviously) Motley fucking crew to KickStart my heart while I was on the speaker thrashing away....

Sounds like fun to me, I would have ALL ( or most, cuz some would rebel) the greatest bands in classic rock, tracking them down one at a time to bring them all together as the Rocking Fucking Tour, wow, what a dream that would be huh? anyone else that would go for this one? crazy but yet, overly priceless!

BTW good thread,, I liked thinking about that

So far, your idea is best I think...as how to make most money possible.
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What's with the "I'd register a few good domains.. Fuck that!" Go back to 1995 and buy 15000 Yahoo Shares at 1$, then sell them in December 1999. Voila. Enjoy your life.

I'd being doing that and betting on every sporting event I could remember the outcome for.
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Four words......buy shares in yahoo.
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