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Ca$h 08-24-2006 01:29 AM

If you could travel back in time...
 
You can travel only once, and not more then your age.
When you get there you have your brain from today, even if you went back when you where 5 years old.

What year would you travel to?
Why would you travel back? What would you do? How would you exploit that situation?

:pimp

SmutGiant 08-24-2006 02:35 AM

I would travel back a couple years and renew a couple of good domains i thought were on auto-renew :(

Those were a couple of domains I was planning on developing and never selling. One has already changed hands once from a company in UAE to one in India. The other was picked up by an online dating company and is a live website. I owned the domains for about six years. I'm really attatched to my domain names and wanted to die at the time this came to my attention. Totally over it now though, glad it was only two...

Other than that i'm cool where i am now :thumbsup

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 08-24-2006 02:39 AM

My mother died suddenly and unexpectedly when I was in my mid-20's. I would love to go back and spend more time talking to her and letting her know how much I appreciated all she did for me.

That's all...

ADG Webmaster

SmutGiant 08-24-2006 02:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
My mother died suddenly and unexpectedly when I was in my mid-20's. I would love to go back and spend more time talking to her and letting her know how much I appreciated all she did for me.

That's all...

ADG Webmaster

I'm sorry to hear that man... sometimes life is just so fast pace and things like spending time with family seem to get pushed on the back burner. People, including myself should learn from your unfortunate situation :(

polish_aristocrat 08-24-2006 03:01 AM

i'd fuck that girl from highschool :Graucho

oh and register a few good domains

Thumbking 08-24-2006 03:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmutGiant
I would travel back a couple years and renew a couple of good domains i thought were on auto-renew :(

Those were a couple of domains I was planning on developing and never selling. One has already changed hands once from a company in UAE to one in India. The other was picked up by an online dating company and is a live website. I owned the domains for about six years. I'm really attatched to my domain names and wanted to die at the time this came to my attention. Totally over it now though, glad it was only two...

Other than that i'm cool where i am now :thumbsup

wow, yeah, you must felt violated in the worst way, even though it was your own fault:disgust but your right, you shouldn't dwell on it.... and also BORING!

i would go find led zepplin or the rolling stones, beatles all of em and make em sign a contract exclusivly to me, Cuz i obviously know how big they will be, and then tell them they will rich and famous, that they prob couldn't imagine exactly just how rich and famous back then... then i would just tour with them all ( that's right, it'd be the worlds greatest concerts, EVER!) for a good price, but we'd still be rich cuz as you know, these guys are all still around.(cept for the ones because of obvious reason's aka.dead)

Then I would tell them all to invest 50% of there money in a small company ran by a total dweeb ass nerd named bill gates.... and just party myself till my heart exploded, hopefully during one of my other exclusive bands,( would be years after though, obviously) Motley fucking crew to KickStart my heart while I was on the speaker thrashing away....

Sounds like fun to me, I would have ALL ( or most, cuz some would rebel) the greatest bands in classic rock, tracking them down one at a time to bring them all together as the Rocking Fucking Tour, wow, what a dream that would be huh? anyone else that would go for this one? :1orglaugh crazy but yet, overly priceless!

BTW good thread,, I liked thinking about that :thumbsup

Bdiddy 08-24-2006 03:22 AM

where to begin...

but to keep it simple and not greedy, I would go back in time to that eve in college when I had Hottie Whatsherface in my bed but because i drank so much (a bottle of Jager and 4 beers) i was pushing rope*....ah life lessons...what a bitch they are



*courtesy of xxxjay

Theo 08-24-2006 03:26 AM

late 80s and early 90s

rising socialism in europe,that was da shit

SmutGiant 08-24-2006 03:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BluewireBrian
where to begin...

but to keep it simple and not greedy, I would go back in time to that eve in college when I had Hottie Whatsherface in my bed but because i drank so much (a bottle of Jager and 4 beers) i was pushing rope*....ah life lessons...what a bitch they are



*courtesy of xxxjay

also known as the soft serve if i'm not mistaken

Theo 08-24-2006 03:28 AM

+ all revolutions of past century

http://www5a.biglobe.ne.jp/~calcio-d...0kakou%202.jpg

Lazonby 08-24-2006 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soul_Rebel

Hmmm a communist revolutionary, murderer and torturer. How quaint.

Bdiddy 08-24-2006 03:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmutGiant
also known as the soft serve if i'm not mistaken

both great euphanisms...props to xxxjay :thumbsup

If I were going back to make money...I'd take about 10 great mainstream ideas that have been proven to be da shit and proceed to pitch the ideas to Bill Gates with a revenue deal...then when I've made the big denero, buy AOL in its entirety and dismantle the company. :1orglaugh

Then I'd take the other ten ideas I didn't share and make a real fortune

Theo 08-24-2006 03:39 AM

sounds good package to me

iwantchixx 08-24-2006 03:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat
i'd fuck that girl from highschool :Graucho

oh and register a few good domains

here here

i had the opportunity to have the HOTTEST girl in high school at the time. Had her number and everything and an invitation that would make most kids at that age have wet dreams way on into their 30's when I got drunk at lunch hour with her.. I never did call... thought it was drunk talk... later she turned bisexual and loved to play with girls too.... I so missed out!

At that same time the internet was relatively immature.. this was the era of Pentium 90mhz being the cat's meow. I would have snatched up some pretty good domains had I known what I know now.

free4porn 08-24-2006 04:03 AM

i'd go back to the start of the Internet and register loads of good domains :)

Gunni 08-24-2006 04:53 AM

I'd do domains like evryone else, and some ideas like myspace, online dating etc. etc. :)

NoCarrier 08-24-2006 04:53 AM

I'd go back to pre-war Nazi germany, bring a dvd, a tv and a copy of the movie "The Downfall", go meet Hitler, laugh and leave.

NoCarrier 08-24-2006 04:57 AM

What's with the "I'd register a few good domains.. Fuck that!" Go back to 1995 and buy 15000 Yahoo Shares at 1$, then sell them in December 1999. Voila. Enjoy your life.

http://chart.finance.yahoo.com/c/my/y/yhoo

NoCarrier 08-24-2006 05:04 AM

The shares started at 13$, not 1$. My mistake.

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoCarrier
What's with the "I'd register a few good domains.. Fuck that!" Go back to 1995 and buy 15000 Yahoo Shares at 1$, then sell them in December 1999. Voila. Enjoy your life.

http://chart.finance.yahoo.com/c/my/y/yhoo


DWB 08-24-2006 05:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
My mother died suddenly and unexpectedly when I was in my mid-20's. I would love to go back and spend more time talking to her and letting her know how much I appreciated all she did for me.

That's all...

ADG Webmaster

Sorry to hear that.

My father went out of the blue when I was 16. That would be my one wish as well if I could go back in time.

adamneve 08-24-2006 05:37 AM

back to the 70's in NY, open a few companies, open some restaurants, buy some apt. all over town, make milions from computers, BBS - internet, and search technology

mardigras 08-24-2006 07:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thumbking
Sounds like fun to me, I would have ALL ( or most, cuz some would rebel) the greatest bands in classic rock, tracking them down one at a time to bring them all together as the Rocking Fucking Tour, wow, what a dream that would be huh? anyone else that would go for this one? :1orglaugh crazy but yet, overly priceless!

While the guys are busy rocking the world tours they never get around to writing some of their classic hits...

:)

Ca$h 08-24-2006 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoCarrier
What's with the "I'd register a few good domains.. Fuck that!" Go back to 1995 and buy 15000 Yahoo Shares at 1$, then sell them in December 1999. Voila. Enjoy your life.

http://chart.finance.yahoo.com/c/my/y/yhoo

Thats small coockies my friend..

Cisco shares went up under 90's by 124,825%
AOL shares went up under 90's by 81,400%
DELL shares went up under 90's by 72,400%
EMG shares went up under 90's by 68,314%

:pimp now go find those charts

Ca$h 08-24-2006 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
My mother died suddenly and unexpectedly when I was in my mid-20's. I would love to go back and spend more time talking to her and letting her know how much I appreciated all she did for me.

That's all...

ADG Webmaster


Thats deep

Ca$h 08-24-2006 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thumbking
wow, yeah, you must felt violated in the worst way, even though it was your own fault:disgust but your right, you shouldn't dwell on it.... and also BORING!

i would go find led zepplin or the rolling stones, beatles all of em and make em sign a contract exclusivly to me, Cuz i obviously know how big they will be, and then tell them they will rich and famous, that they prob couldn't imagine exactly just how rich and famous back then... then i would just tour with them all ( that's right, it'd be the worlds greatest concerts, EVER!) for a good price, but we'd still be rich cuz as you know, these guys are all still around.(cept for the ones because of obvious reason's aka.dead)

Then I would tell them all to invest 50% of there money in a small company ran by a total dweeb ass nerd named bill gates.... and just party myself till my heart exploded, hopefully during one of my other exclusive bands,( would be years after though, obviously) Motley fucking crew to KickStart my heart while I was on the speaker thrashing away....

Sounds like fun to me, I would have ALL ( or most, cuz some would rebel) the greatest bands in classic rock, tracking them down one at a time to bring them all together as the Rocking Fucking Tour, wow, what a dream that would be huh? anyone else that would go for this one? :1orglaugh crazy but yet, overly priceless!

BTW good thread,, I liked thinking about that :thumbsup


So far, your idea is best I think...as how to make most money possible.
Cool stuff

Methodcash Rick 08-24-2006 08:15 AM

If I had my choice, I'd be transported back to last Thursday night, so I could pay my phone bill on time.:winkwink:

baddog 08-24-2006 08:55 AM

I'd go back to before I opened this thread

Penthouse Tony 08-24-2006 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoCarrier
What's with the "I'd register a few good domains.. Fuck that!" Go back to 1995 and buy 15000 Yahoo Shares at 1$, then sell them in December 1999. Voila. Enjoy your life.

http://chart.finance.yahoo.com/c/my/y/yhoo

I'd being doing that and betting on every sporting event I could remember the outcome for.

Kiwigirl 08-24-2006 09:20 AM

Four words......buy shares in yahoo.
lol


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