The Top Ten Signs You?ve FUCKED HER WRONG: - GoFuckYourself.com

Gabriel · 08-22-2006, 03:25 PM

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So we present the following Top Ten Signs You?ve FUCKED HER WRONG:

1. Instead of calling out your name, she screams the nickname of her favorite dildo
2. The sex tape you made with her shows up on ?America?s Funniest Amateur Sex Videos?
3. She suggests you become an abstinence counselor
4. You keep farting and then sneeze repeatedly on her boobs
5. She?s a hooker but is so bored she gives you a refund
6. You?re about to cum and she can?t stop giggling
7. She asks for a threeway and you?re not included
8. She gets a bulk discount on viagra and keeps sneaking it into your food
9. She handcuffs you to the bed and then walks out of the room
10. You closed your eyes and then fucked her stuffed animal instead of her pussy

Feel free to add your own.

Romeo GaySearch4Sex · 08-22-2006, 03:29 PM

yay

Gabe Posted it!

PimpDaddyPants · 08-22-2006, 03:32 PM

11. You put it inside her and she says you in yet!

fris · 08-22-2006, 03:33 PM

need members area password to see if not lies :p

Shortbread · 08-22-2006, 03:35 PM

All you gave her was a hell of a lot of soft-serve (for definition please see XXXJays blog)

Gabriel · 08-22-2006, 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PimpDaddyPants

11. You put it inside her and she says you in yet!

Now im going to have flashbacks.

Gabriel · 08-22-2006, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shortbread

All you gave her was a hell of a lot of soft-serve (for definition please see XXXJays blog)

LOL i need to add this one:

http://www.jays-xxx-links.com/sex-bl...the-softserve/

gimo33 · 08-22-2006, 04:00 PM

all the kicking and punching to get you off doesn't made it to top ten?....

gimo33 · 08-22-2006, 04:02 PM

the girl reading some magazine while fucking and making fake moans doesn't made it either.....

gimo33 · 08-22-2006, 04:02 PM

seems like the girl falling asleep while fucking is not there also.....

BoyAlley · 08-22-2006, 04:09 PM

Hrm, some of those seem familiar from back in my pre-gay homosexual days of highschool.

Romeo GaySearch4Sex · 08-22-2006, 04:09 PM

http://www.themasturbatorium.com/200...ed-soft-serve/

GOOD ONE! We added it

Shortbread · 08-22-2006, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Romeo GaySearch4Sex

http://www.themasturbatorium.com/200...ed-soft-serve/

GOOD ONE! We added it

LOL, totally funny. Jay's funny terms crack me up.

BoyAlley · 08-22-2006, 04:12 PM

Hey, where's Ruth?

Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

CyberHustler · 08-22-2006, 04:14 PM

lmao.....

betabomb · 08-22-2006, 04:21 PM

oh me oh my

Cory W · 08-22-2006, 04:24 PM

Great post.

Jay's site is awesome, I send him trackbacks from my own, and it looks like Gabe and James did it from the Weg one.

Big Red Machine · 08-22-2006, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gabriel

LOL i need to add this one:

http://www.jays-xxx-links.com/sex-bl...the-softserve/

Pushing Rope

that cracked me up

Pleasurepays · 08-22-2006, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Romeo GaySearch4Sex

http://www.themasturbatorium.com/200...ed-soft-serve/

GOOD ONE! We added it

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Spunky · 08-22-2006, 04:42 PM

Lol..those are pretty good..funny shit

2HousePlague · 08-22-2006, 04:44 PM

If I get a 2nd date, that's pretty much all I need to know.

2hp

Romeo GaySearch4Sex · 08-22-2006, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Hey, where's Ruth?

Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

Ruth is busy having a life outside of GFY

sorry to disapoint!

Everyone should link to our posting of "the Top 10 Signs..." on their blogs to show us some love

http://www.themasturbatorium.com/200...ked-her-wrong/

GT-Omar · 08-22-2006, 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gimo33

seems like the girl falling asleep while fucking is not there also.....

I'm surprised that one didn't make it. That's how I got my wife pregnant........

:

Lance69 · 08-22-2006, 09:32 PM

Fuck her wrong? I'm not following. What's that exactly?

rodney25 · 08-23-2006, 01:34 AM

"you just found her closet empty the day after"

Dagwolf · 08-23-2006, 01:35 AM

I'm not laughing.

donross · 08-23-2006, 02:30 AM

lol.. this thread is confusing

xNetworx · 08-23-2006, 03:35 AM

You donkey punch her and she likes it?

Romeo GaySearch4Sex · 08-23-2006, 03:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpporn

You donkey punch her and she likes it?

lol, I think thats more of the Top 10 Signs you're a Jack ass and she's a freak

Lance69 · 08-23-2006, 10:00 AM

"when you call out another girls name, she encourages you to go see her instead."

polish_aristocrat · 08-23-2006, 10:01 AM

this thread reminded me I need to get laid finally again

Gabriel · 08-23-2006, 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Romeo GaySearch4Sex

lol, I think thats more of the Top 10 Signs you're a Jack ass and she's a freak

Bwahahahaha

Romeo GaySearch4Sex · 08-23-2006, 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

this thread reminded me I need to get laid finally again

awww! too much time in front of the computer screen?

BoyAlley · 08-23-2006, 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Romeo GaySearch4Sex

Ruth is busy having a life outside of GFY

sorry to disapoint!

You mean I posted my bearded clam smilie for no reason??!?!?!

free4porn · 08-23-2006, 10:28 AM

lol nice thread

Mr. Romance · 08-23-2006, 10:30 AM

great list

Mr. Romance

Vitasoy · 08-23-2006, 06:08 PM

lol.. those are great.

E$_manager · 08-23-2006, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PimpDaddyPants

11. You put it inside her and she says you in yet!

true addition.

E$_manager · 08-23-2006, 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Romeo GaySearch4Sex

lol, I think thats more of the Top 10 Signs you're a Jack ass and she's a freak

PimpDaddyPants · 08-23-2006, 09:00 PM

If a lwayer is involved, also bad sign

Romeo GaySearch4Sex · 08-23-2006, 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

You mean I posted my bearded clam smilie for no reason??!?!?!

No

I'm always entertained by you and who doesnt love that HOT WEG Cash Banner featuring a mr BoyAlley?

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