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The Top Ten Signs You?ve FUCKED HER WRONG:
Here at FuckHerRight.com, we videotape hot sluts teaching us all how to give them a good fucking. Now that you can learn how to Fuck Her Right, we thought you should also know if you?ve Fucked Her Wrong. Hey, you don?t want to get caught with your pants down.
So we present the following Top Ten Signs You?ve FUCKED HER WRONG: 1. Instead of calling out your name, she screams the nickname of her favorite dildo 2. The sex tape you made with her shows up on ?America?s Funniest Amateur Sex Videos? 3. She suggests you become an abstinence counselor 4. You keep farting and then sneeze repeatedly on her boobs 5. She?s a hooker but is so bored she gives you a refund 6. You?re about to cum and she can?t stop giggling 7. She asks for a threeway and you?re not included 8. She gets a bulk discount on viagra and keeps sneaking it into your food 9. She handcuffs you to the bed and then walks out of the room 10. You closed your eyes and then fucked her stuffed animal instead of her pussy Feel free to add your own. |
yay :) Gabe Posted it!
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11. You put it inside her and she says you in yet!
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need members area password to see if not lies :p
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All you gave her was a hell of a lot of soft-serve (for definition please see XXXJays blog)
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Now im going to have flashbacks. :( |
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http://www.jays-xxx-links.com/sex-bl...the-softserve/ |
all the kicking and punching to get you off doesn't made it to top ten?....
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the girl reading some magazine while fucking and making fake moans doesn't made it either.....
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seems like the girl falling asleep while fucking is not there also.....
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Hrm, some of those seem familiar from back in my pre-gay homosexual days of highschool. :(
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lmao.....
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oh me oh my :1orglaugh
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Great post.
Jay's site is awesome, I send him trackbacks from my own, and it looks like Gabe and James did it from the Weg one. |
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Lol..those are pretty good..funny shit
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2hpIf I get a 2nd date, that's pretty much all I need to know. |
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sorry to disapoint! Everyone should link to our posting of "the Top 10 Signs..." on their blogs to show us some love http://www.themasturbatorium.com/200...ked-her-wrong/ |
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Fuck her wrong? I'm not following. What's that exactly?:pimp
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"you just found her closet empty the day after"
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I'm not laughing.
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lol.. this thread is confusing
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You donkey punch her and she likes it?
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"when you call out another girls name, she encourages you to go see her instead."
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this thread reminded me I need to get laid finally again :uhoh
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Bwahahahaha |
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lol nice thread :)
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great list
Mr. Romance |
lol.. those are great.
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:1orglaugh
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If a lwayer is involved, also bad sign
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