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Gabriel 08-22-2006 03:25 PM

The Top Ten Signs You?ve FUCKED HER WRONG:
 
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So we present the following Top Ten Signs You?ve FUCKED HER WRONG:

1. Instead of calling out your name, she screams the nickname of her favorite dildo
2. The sex tape you made with her shows up on ?America?s Funniest Amateur Sex Videos?
3. She suggests you become an abstinence counselor
4. You keep farting and then sneeze repeatedly on her boobs
5. She?s a hooker but is so bored she gives you a refund
6. You?re about to cum and she can?t stop giggling
7. She asks for a threeway and you?re not included
8. She gets a bulk discount on viagra and keeps sneaking it into your food
9. She handcuffs you to the bed and then walks out of the room
10. You closed your eyes and then fucked her stuffed animal instead of her pussy




Feel free to add your own.

Romeo GaySearch4Sex 08-22-2006 03:29 PM

yay :) Gabe Posted it!

PimpDaddyPants 08-22-2006 03:32 PM

11. You put it inside her and she says you in yet!

fris 08-22-2006 03:33 PM

need members area password to see if not lies :p

Shortbread 08-22-2006 03:35 PM

All you gave her was a hell of a lot of soft-serve (for definition please see XXXJays blog)

Gabriel 08-22-2006 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PimpDaddyPants
11. You put it inside her and she says you in yet!


Now im going to have flashbacks. :(

Gabriel 08-22-2006 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shortbread
All you gave her was a hell of a lot of soft-serve (for definition please see XXXJays blog)

LOL i need to add this one:

http://www.jays-xxx-links.com/sex-bl...the-softserve/

gimo33 08-22-2006 04:00 PM

all the kicking and punching to get you off doesn't made it to top ten?....

gimo33 08-22-2006 04:02 PM

the girl reading some magazine while fucking and making fake moans doesn't made it either.....

gimo33 08-22-2006 04:02 PM

seems like the girl falling asleep while fucking is not there also.....

BoyAlley 08-22-2006 04:09 PM

Hrm, some of those seem familiar from back in my pre-gay homosexual days of highschool. :(

Romeo GaySearch4Sex 08-22-2006 04:09 PM

http://www.themasturbatorium.com/200...ed-soft-serve/

GOOD ONE! We added it :)

Shortbread 08-22-2006 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Romeo GaySearch4Sex

LOL, totally funny. Jay's funny terms crack me up.:thumbsup

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CyberHustler 08-22-2006 04:14 PM

lmao.....

betabomb 08-22-2006 04:21 PM

oh me oh my :1orglaugh

Cory W 08-22-2006 04:24 PM

Great post.

Jay's site is awesome, I send him trackbacks from my own, and it looks like Gabe and James did it from the Weg one.

Big Red Machine 08-22-2006 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gabriel

Pushing Rope :1orglaugh that cracked me up

Pleasurepays 08-22-2006 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Romeo GaySearch4Sex

hahaa... one of the coolest wordpress themes i've seen yet!!

:)

Spunky 08-22-2006 04:42 PM

Lol..those are pretty good..funny shit

2HousePlague 08-22-2006 04:44 PM

If I get a 2nd date, that's pretty much all I need to know.


2hp

Romeo GaySearch4Sex 08-22-2006 07:49 PM

Ruth is busy having a life outside of GFY :winkwink: :winkwink: :winkwink:

sorry to disapoint!

Everyone should link to our posting of "the Top 10 Signs..." on their blogs to show us some love

http://www.themasturbatorium.com/200...ked-her-wrong/

GT-Omar 08-22-2006 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gimo33
seems like the girl falling asleep while fucking is not there also.....

I'm surprised that one didn't make it. That's how I got my wife pregnant........:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :

Lance69 08-22-2006 09:32 PM

Fuck her wrong? I'm not following. What's that exactly?:pimp

rodney25 08-23-2006 01:34 AM

"you just found her closet empty the day after"

Dagwolf 08-23-2006 01:35 AM

I'm not laughing.

donross 08-23-2006 02:30 AM

lol.. this thread is confusing

xNetworx 08-23-2006 03:35 AM

You donkey punch her and she likes it?

Romeo GaySearch4Sex 08-23-2006 03:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpporn
You donkey punch her and she likes it?

lol, I think thats more of the Top 10 Signs you're a Jack ass and she's a freak

Lance69 08-23-2006 10:00 AM

"when you call out another girls name, she encourages you to go see her instead."

polish_aristocrat 08-23-2006 10:01 AM

this thread reminded me I need to get laid finally again :uhoh

Gabriel 08-23-2006 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Romeo GaySearch4Sex
lol, I think thats more of the Top 10 Signs you're a Jack ass and she's a freak


Bwahahahaha

Romeo GaySearch4Sex 08-23-2006 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat
this thread reminded me I need to get laid finally again :uhoh

awww! too much time in front of the computer screen?

BoyAlley 08-23-2006 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Romeo GaySearch4Sex
Ruth is busy having a life outside of GFY :winkwink: :winkwink: :winkwink:

sorry to disapoint!

You mean I posted my bearded clam smilie for no reason??!?!?! :(

free4porn 08-23-2006 10:28 AM

lol nice thread :)

Mr. Romance 08-23-2006 10:30 AM

great list

Mr. Romance

Vitasoy 08-23-2006 06:08 PM

lol.. those are great.

E$_manager 08-23-2006 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PimpDaddyPants
11. You put it inside her and she says you in yet!

:1orglaugh true addition.

E$_manager 08-23-2006 08:59 PM

:1orglaugh
Quote:

Originally Posted by Romeo GaySearch4Sex
lol, I think thats more of the Top 10 Signs you're a Jack ass and she's a freak

:1orglaugh

PimpDaddyPants 08-23-2006 09:00 PM

If a lwayer is involved, also bad sign

Romeo GaySearch4Sex 08-23-2006 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley
You mean I posted my bearded clam smilie for no reason??!?!?! :(

No :winkwink: I'm always entertained by you and who doesnt love that HOT WEG Cash Banner featuring a mr BoyAlley? :pimp


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