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madawgz · 08-22-2006, 05:03 AM

just happened 5 minutes ago

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Texas Hold'em $10-$10 NL (Real Money), #886,807,880
Table Camaguey, 22 Aug 2006 8:00 AM ET
Seat 2: ath25 ($862 in chips)
Seat 4: xx qdogg6198 ($488 in chips)
Seat 8: Ari Gold. ($1,555.20 in chips)
Seat 10: madawgz ($870.20 in chips)
ANTES/BLINDS
xx qdogg6198 posts blind ($5), Ari Gold. posts blind ($10).

PRE-FLOP
madawgz bets $20, ath25 calls $20, xx qdogg6198 bets $45, Ari Gold. folds, madawgz calls $30, ath25 calls $30.

FLOP [board cards 6C,5S,10C ]
xx qdogg6198 checks, madawgz checks, ath25 checks.

TURN [board cards 6C,5S,10C,2S ]
xx qdogg6198 checks, madawgz checks, ath25 checks.

RIVER [board cards 6C,5S,10C,2S,8H ]
xx qdogg6198 checks, madawgz bets $150, ath25 bets $300, xx qdogg6198 folds, madawgz bets $670.20 and is all-in, ath25 calls $512 and is all-in.

SHOWDOWN
madawgz shows [ 9C,7C ]
ath25 shows [ 5H,5D ]
madawgz wins $8.20, madawgz wins $1,782.
SUMMARY
Dealer: ath25
Pot: $1,792.20, (including rake: $2)
ath25, loses $862
xx qdogg6198, loses $50
Ari Gold., loses $10
madawgz, bets $870.20, collects $1,790.20, net $920

gangbangjoe · 08-22-2006, 05:05 AM

omg omg omg

i need to learn poker

LOL

edgeprod · 08-22-2006, 05:06 AM

Nice job! Heh.

polle54 · 08-22-2006, 05:06 AM

well played madawgz

try not to through it away

madawgz · 08-22-2006, 05:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

omg omg omg

...

i need to learn poker

LOL

i never knew how to play poker either until i started using this application

its called: Texas Calculatem

and it gives you odds on the cards you have, so if you use it enough and do a little reading on what cards beat other cards, youll catch on really quick

i dont use that anymore because i can now calculate in my head

madawgz · 08-22-2006, 05:13 AM

thanks edgeprod and polle54, time to cashout now

edgeprod · 08-22-2006, 05:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz

thanks edgeprod and polle54, time to cashout now

Haha, what does it put you at TOTAL .. wins/losses?

madawgz · 08-22-2006, 05:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod

Haha, what does it put you at TOTAL .. wins/losses?

since 2004 about minus -44000$

Hooligan · 08-22-2006, 05:17 AM

nice

Hooligan · 08-22-2006, 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz

since 2004 about minus -44000$

madawgz · 08-22-2006, 05:24 AM

edgeprod · 08-22-2006, 05:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz

since 2004 about minus -44000$

You're awesome.

Seriously, why do you keep doing this? Get in a help-group for it, man.

madawgz · 08-22-2006, 05:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod

You're awesome.

Seriously, why do you keep doing this? Get in a help-group for it, man.

well id say of that 44k 70% of it was lost on casino gambling, not poker

lots of ups and downs in poker

Broda · 08-22-2006, 05:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz

i never knew how to play poker either until i started using this application

its called: Texas Calculatem

and it gives you odds on the cards you have, so if you use it enough and do a little reading on what cards beat other cards, youll catch on really quick

i dont use that anymore because i can now calculate in my head

Oh man, that thing will mess up your game. Tried it, ditched it.
It really is of no help unless you really don't understand the basics of poker.

Before anyone jump on me, no I'm not a gifted poker player. LOL

fris · 08-22-2006, 05:55 AM

sell your body.

Rankings · 08-22-2006, 07:02 AM

nice pickup buddy

cool1 · 08-22-2006, 07:10 AM

Nice little win there madawgz

sharp · 08-22-2006, 07:10 AM

how do you have time to play poker in between your sig whoring? or how do you have time to work in between your poker playing? wait..I think it's all coming together now.......

DamageX · 08-22-2006, 07:13 AM

So you lucked out?

lazycash · 08-22-2006, 07:38 AM

Thats not sound poker at all, you shouldn't have even been in that hand. Raising all in on an inside straight draw, please tell me you were trying to bluff. Can't be a bluff either as you knew your opponent was pot committed and going to call and by his betting probably had a set or a straight also. Betting heavily in hopes of catching the gut shot straight on the river is the surest way to go broke.

Doctor Dre · 08-22-2006, 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz

i never knew how to play poker either until i started using this application

its called: Texas Calculatem

and it gives you odds on the cards you have, so if you use it enough and do a little reading on what cards beat other cards, youll catch on really quick

i dont use that anymore because i can now calculate in my head

You need to read the other players as well dude ... You can't base everything on the odds. People that are playing online don't change strategy often and they are easy too spot.

DEA - banned for life · 08-22-2006, 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash

Thats not sound poker at all, you shouldn't have even been in that hand. Raising all in on an inside straight draw, please tell me you were trying to bluff. Can't be a bluff either as you knew your opponent was pot committed and going to call and by his betting probably had a set or a straight also. Betting heavily in hopes of catching the gut shot straight on the river is the surest way to go broke.

LOL@sound poker...He won..period..poker is about taking chances too and he did..and it paid off ..trying to pin down which hands to play and wich to fold may increase your odds but in no way assures you a win

StuBradley · 08-22-2006, 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DEA

LOL@sound poker...He won..period..poker is about taking chances too and he did..and it paid off ..trying to pin down which hands to play and wich to fold may increase your odds but in no way assures you a win

i love playing against calling stations like you.

thricer · 08-22-2006, 07:59 AM

congrats, now give me a gift voucher... I wanna play some poker too :D

StuBradley · 08-22-2006, 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash

Thats not sound poker at all, you shouldn't have even been in that hand. Raising all in on an inside straight draw, please tell me you were trying to bluff. Can't be a bluff either as you knew your opponent was pot committed and going to call and by his betting probably had a set or a straight also. Betting heavily in hopes of catching the gut shot straight on the river is the surest way to go broke.

he didnt raise on the draw, he raised after the river was turned. nothing special....just a nice pot.

lazycash · 08-22-2006, 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuBradley

he didnt raise on the draw, he raised after the river was turned. nothing special....just a nice pot.

You're right, my bad, I read it as an all in before the river. His opponent screwed up by checking all the way after he flopped a set, could have easily forced Madawg out of the pot. That's the danger of slow playing.

Vitasoy · 08-22-2006, 09:04 AM

Congrats on the money up man

fuzebox · 08-22-2006, 09:13 AM

you're lucky he wasn't in there with 3 4, straights are straights and you would have split the pot right?

Mr. Romance · 08-22-2006, 09:14 AM

nice

Mr. Romance

DEA - banned for life · 08-22-2006, 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuBradley

i love playing against calling stations like you.

i love seeing "%" players lose to "gamblers" like me

NTSS · 08-22-2006, 12:05 PM

Congrats nice win!!!

He was a dumbass for raising you $150. Shoulda just called, if not folded. After you went all-in he got even dumber cuz it's obvious at this point that you're holding the dominant hand or bluffing. He must have thought you were.

Way to take his money tho...he didn't want it

NTSS · 08-22-2006, 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox

you're lucky he wasn't in there with 3 4, straights are straights and you would have split the pot right?

Str to the 10 would have won in that case.

madawgz · 08-22-2006, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NTSS

Congrats nice win!!!

He was a dumbass for raising you $150. Shoulda just called, if not folded. After you went all-in he got even dumber cuz it's obvious at this point that you're holding the dominant hand or bluffing. He must have thought you were.

Way to take his money tho...he didn't want it

before that i was playing kinda sloppy, calling bad hands...showing them etc

so players around me think im bad

all about strategy

madawgz · 08-22-2006, 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuBradley

he didnt raise on the draw, he raised after the river was turned. nothing special....just a nice pot.

no, i raied Pre-flop

so other players think im holding high cards...

NTSS · 08-22-2006, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz

no, i raied Pre-flop

so other players think im holding high cards...

Ah ha...I missed that...He may have thought you had a high pocket pair...

crockett · 08-22-2006, 01:16 PM

madawgzzzzzzzzz lol at least you are posting a better text log this time..

comon man quit while you have that green still.

madawgz · 08-22-2006, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NTSS

Ah ha...I missed that...He may have thought you had a high pocket pair...

that was the plan

i always pull crazy shit like that

VicD · 08-22-2006, 02:47 PM

poker is cool, be careful though

Bama · 08-22-2006, 03:06 PM

That play explains why you're in the hole for total win/losses

You start the with a weak hand and then try to bluff it as a strong hand (not terribly smart but possible to get away with) - but then another player comes behind you and raises your raise.... and you call even though you were bluffing.

True, you flopped a flush draw, but it's a weak one and your only saving grace is that ath25 was trying to set a trap (not once but twice) for the 2 knuckleheads who raised preflop and didn't bet his set.

You wind up making a straight off a gut-shot 8 and win the hand. Ath25 should have bet the flop and turn - and had he, would most likely have won the hand - though given your previous play in the hand you might chase gut-shots...

It's not a testament for you skills as a poker player as much as showing that Ath25 looks like he's missed a few episodes of the poker channel.

Alex · 08-22-2006, 03:16 PM

So wait, u got a straight and has three of a kind?

MetaMan · 08-22-2006, 03:25 PM

agreed with Bama, you make a terrible call, you are seriously lucky as shit to catch that, i congrat you on winning the money, but if you play like that often you will find yourself in the hole more often then that,

all in on bad percentage draws when your player has a similar chip stack to you is a bad move.

i would change your style of play after this because you got away with a lucky one.

Wagerboy · 08-22-2006, 03:26 PM

what site was that played on?

MetaMan · 08-22-2006, 03:27 PM

actually maddawgs i retract my statement the other guy with trips played that terrible,

i didnt notice it was checked down the the river my bad.

he waited way to long to play on those, there was way to many draws out there to beat him.

again nice pickup i didnt notice it was checked down until the river.

Solid Bob · 08-22-2006, 03:27 PM

This thread is a perfect example of why you can get rich at online poker. I am not talking about the OP btw.

Solid Bob · 08-22-2006, 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bama

That play explains why you're in the hole for total win/losses

You start the with a weak hand and then try to bluff it as a strong hand (not terribly smart but possible to get away with) - but then another player comes behind you and raises your raise.... and you call even though you were bluffing.

True, you flopped a flush draw, but it's a weak one and your only saving grace is that ath25 was trying to set a trap (not once but twice) for the 2 knuckleheads who raised preflop and didn't bet his set.

You wind up making a straight off a gut-shot 8 and win the hand. Ath25 should have bet the flop and turn - and had he, would most likely have won the hand - though given your previous play in the hand you might chase gut-shots...

It's not a testament for you skills as a poker player as much as showing that Ath25 looks like he's missed a few episodes of the poker channel.

You are a lost puppy. That is all.

2477 · 08-22-2006, 03:32 PM

There's no way you should have been in the pot w/ that hand, especially after being re-raised. Unless of course, you were by-far-and-away the biggest stack at the table, and just wanted to see the flop.

But the fact that you didn't fire at the pot to try and steal it once everyone else checked the flop and the turn, I assume you weren't the big stack....

fuzebox · 08-22-2006, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NTSS

Str to the 10 would have won in that case.

Yeah it was obviously a joke.

https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/645006-fucked-poker-rule.html

djroof · 08-22-2006, 04:33 PM

Nice hand mate!

madawgz · 08-22-2006, 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wagerboy

what site was that played on?

hollywoodpoker.com

thats the same network as pokerroom.com

Bama · 08-27-2006, 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solid Bob

You are a lost puppy. That is all.

Thank goodness you didn't actually say much. Clueless people shouldn't speak much!

08-22-2006, 05:03 AM	#1
madawgz 8.8.8.8 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Noordermarkt Posts: 30,509	Checkout this play by play poker action! just happened 5 minutes ago ---------------- Texas Hold'em $10-$10 NL (Real Money), #886,807,880 Table Camaguey, 22 Aug 2006 8:00 AM ET Seat 2: ath25 ($862 in chips) Seat 4: xx qdogg6198 ($488 in chips) Seat 8: Ari Gold. ($1,555.20 in chips) Seat 10: madawgz ($870.20 in chips) ANTES/BLINDS xx qdogg6198 posts blind ($5), Ari Gold. posts blind ($10). PRE-FLOP madawgz bets $20, ath25 calls $20, xx qdogg6198 bets $45, Ari Gold. folds, madawgz calls $30, ath25 calls $30. FLOP [board cards 6C,5S,10C ] xx qdogg6198 checks, madawgz checks, ath25 checks. TURN [board cards 6C,5S,10C,2S ] xx qdogg6198 checks, madawgz checks, ath25 checks. RIVER [board cards 6C,5S,10C,2S,8H ] xx qdogg6198 checks, madawgz bets $150, ath25 bets $300, xx qdogg6198 folds, madawgz bets $670.20 and is all-in, ath25 calls $512 and is all-in. SHOWDOWN madawgz shows [ 9C,7C ] ath25 shows [ 5H,5D ] madawgz wins $8.20, madawgz wins $1,782. SUMMARY Dealer: ath25 Pot: $1,792.20, (including rake: $2) ath25, loses $862 xx qdogg6198, loses $50 Ari Gold., loses $10 madawgz, bets $870.20, collects $1,790.20, net $920 __________________ TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

08-22-2006, 05:05 AM	#2
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08-22-2006, 05:06 AM	#4
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08-22-2006, 05:13 AM	#6
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08-22-2006, 05:06 AM	#3
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08-22-2006, 05:17 AM	#9
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08-22-2006, 07:10 AM	#17
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08-22-2006, 07:10 AM	#18
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08-22-2006, 07:13 AM	#19
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08-22-2006, 07:38 AM	#20
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08-22-2006, 07:59 AM	#24
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08-22-2006, 09:04 AM	#27
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08-22-2006, 09:13 AM	#28
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08-22-2006, 09:14 AM	#29
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08-22-2006, 12:05 PM	#31
NTSS Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Da Hood Posts: 5,688	Congrats nice win!!! He was a dumbass for raising you $150. Shoulda just called, if not folded. After you went all-in he got even dumber cuz it's obvious at this point that you're holding the dominant hand or bluffing. He must have thought you were. Way to take his money tho...he didn't want it __________________ ICQ: 150-803-430 Email: marketing7(at)cox(dot)net

08-22-2006, 01:16 PM	#36
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08-22-2006, 02:47 PM	#38
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08-22-2006, 03:06 PM	#39
Bama Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Redmond, WA Posts: 2,727	That play explains why you're in the hole for total win/losses You start the with a weak hand and then try to bluff it as a strong hand (not terribly smart but possible to get away with) - but then another player comes behind you and raises your raise.... and you call even though you were bluffing. True, you flopped a flush draw, but it's a weak one and your only saving grace is that ath25 was trying to set a trap (not once but twice) for the 2 knuckleheads who raised preflop and didn't bet his set. You wind up making a straight off a gut-shot 8 and win the hand. Ath25 should have bet the flop and turn - and had he, would most likely have won the hand - though given your previous play in the hand you might chase gut-shots... It's not a testament for you skills as a poker player as much as showing that Ath25 looks like he's missed a few episodes of the poker channel.

08-22-2006, 03:16 PM	#40
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08-22-2006, 03:25 PM	#41
MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	agreed with Bama, you make a terrible call, you are seriously lucky as shit to catch that, i congrat you on winning the money, but if you play like that often you will find yourself in the hole more often then that, all in on bad percentage draws when your player has a similar chip stack to you is a bad move. i would change your style of play after this because you got away with a lucky one.

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08-22-2006, 03:27 PM	#43
MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	actually maddawgs i retract my statement the other guy with trips played that terrible, i didnt notice it was checked down the the river my bad. he waited way to long to play on those, there was way to many draws out there to beat him. again nice pickup i didnt notice it was checked down until the river.

08-22-2006, 03:27 PM	#44
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08-22-2006, 03:32 PM	#46
2477 Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Right behind you Posts: 414	There's no way you should have been in the pot w/ that hand, especially after being re-raised. Unless of course, you were by-far-and-away the biggest stack at the table, and just wanted to see the flop. But the fact that you didn't fire at the pot to try and steal it once everyone else checked the flop and the turn, I assume you weren't the big stack.... __________________ Coooostanza.....icq# 195813751

08-22-2006, 04:33 PM	#48
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