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madawgz 08-22-2006 05:03 AM

Checkout this play by play poker action!
 
just happened 5 minutes ago :pimp

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Texas Hold'em $10-$10 NL (Real Money), #886,807,880
Table Camaguey, 22 Aug 2006 8:00 AM ET
Seat 2: ath25 ($862 in chips)
Seat 4: xx qdogg6198 ($488 in chips)
Seat 8: Ari Gold. ($1,555.20 in chips)
Seat 10: madawgz ($870.20 in chips)
ANTES/BLINDS
xx qdogg6198 posts blind ($5), Ari Gold. posts blind ($10).

PRE-FLOP
madawgz bets $20, ath25 calls $20, xx qdogg6198 bets $45, Ari Gold. folds, madawgz calls $30, ath25 calls $30.

FLOP [board cards 6C,5S,10C ]
xx qdogg6198 checks, madawgz checks, ath25 checks.

TURN [board cards 6C,5S,10C,2S ]
xx qdogg6198 checks, madawgz checks, ath25 checks.

RIVER [board cards 6C,5S,10C,2S,8H ]
xx qdogg6198 checks, madawgz bets $150, ath25 bets $300, xx qdogg6198 folds, madawgz bets $670.20 and is all-in, ath25 calls $512 and is all-in.

SHOWDOWN
madawgz shows [ 9C,7C ]
ath25 shows [ 5H,5D ]
madawgz wins $8.20, madawgz wins $1,782.
SUMMARY
Dealer: ath25
Pot: $1,792.20, (including rake: $2)
ath25, loses $862
xx qdogg6198, loses $50
Ari Gold., loses $10
madawgz, bets $870.20, collects $1,790.20, net $920

gangbangjoe 08-22-2006 05:05 AM

omg omg omg












i need to learn poker


LOL

edgeprod 08-22-2006 05:06 AM

Nice job! Heh.

polle54 08-22-2006 05:06 AM

well played madawgz

try not to through it away :)

madawgz 08-22-2006 05:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe
omg omg omg

...

i need to learn poker


LOL

i never knew how to play poker either until i started using this application

its called: Texas Calculatem

and it gives you odds on the cards you have, so if you use it enough and do a little reading on what cards beat other cards, youll catch on really quick

i dont use that anymore because i can now calculate in my head :)

madawgz 08-22-2006 05:13 AM

thanks edgeprod and polle54, time to cashout now :)

edgeprod 08-22-2006 05:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz
thanks edgeprod and polle54, time to cashout now :)

Haha, what does it put you at TOTAL .. wins/losses?

madawgz 08-22-2006 05:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod
Haha, what does it put you at TOTAL .. wins/losses?

since 2004 about minus -44000$ :1orglaugh

Hooligan 08-22-2006 05:17 AM

nice :thumbsup

Hooligan 08-22-2006 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz
since 2004 about minus -44000$ :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :helpme

madawgz 08-22-2006 05:24 AM

http://www.pokercheckraise.com/images/ak-001.jpg

edgeprod 08-22-2006 05:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz
since 2004 about minus -44000$ :1orglaugh

You're awesome.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Seriously, why do you keep doing this? Get in a help-group for it, man.

madawgz 08-22-2006 05:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod
You're awesome.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Seriously, why do you keep doing this? Get in a help-group for it, man.

well id say of that 44k 70% of it was lost on casino gambling, not poker

lots of ups and downs in poker

Broda 08-22-2006 05:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz
i never knew how to play poker either until i started using this application

its called: Texas Calculatem

and it gives you odds on the cards you have, so if you use it enough and do a little reading on what cards beat other cards, youll catch on really quick

i dont use that anymore because i can now calculate in my head :)

Oh man, that thing will mess up your game. Tried it, ditched it.
It really is of no help unless you really don't understand the basics of poker.

Before anyone jump on me, no I'm not a gifted poker player. LOL

fris 08-22-2006 05:55 AM

sell your body.

Rankings 08-22-2006 07:02 AM

nice pickup buddy

cool1 08-22-2006 07:10 AM

Nice little win there madawgz :thumbsup

sharp 08-22-2006 07:10 AM

how do you have time to play poker in between your sig whoring? or how do you have time to work in between your poker playing? wait..I think it's all coming together now.......

DamageX 08-22-2006 07:13 AM

So you lucked out? :)

lazycash 08-22-2006 07:38 AM

Thats not sound poker at all, you shouldn't have even been in that hand. Raising all in on an inside straight draw, please tell me you were trying to bluff. Can't be a bluff either as you knew your opponent was pot committed and going to call and by his betting probably had a set or a straight also. Betting heavily in hopes of catching the gut shot straight on the river is the surest way to go broke.

Doctor Dre 08-22-2006 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz
i never knew how to play poker either until i started using this application

its called: Texas Calculatem

and it gives you odds on the cards you have, so if you use it enough and do a little reading on what cards beat other cards, youll catch on really quick

i dont use that anymore because i can now calculate in my head :)

You need to read the other players as well dude ... You can't base everything on the odds. People that are playing online don't change strategy often and they are easy too spot.

DEA - banned for life 08-22-2006 07:46 AM

:2 cents:
Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash
Thats not sound poker at all, you shouldn't have even been in that hand. Raising all in on an inside straight draw, please tell me you were trying to bluff. Can't be a bluff either as you knew your opponent was pot committed and going to call and by his betting probably had a set or a straight also. Betting heavily in hopes of catching the gut shot straight on the river is the surest way to go broke.

LOL@sound poker...He won..period..poker is about taking chances too and he did..and it paid off ..trying to pin down which hands to play and wich to fold may increase your odds but in no way assures you a win :2 cents:

StuBradley 08-22-2006 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DEA
:2 cents: LOL@sound poker...He won..period..poker is about taking chances too and he did..and it paid off ..trying to pin down which hands to play and wich to fold may increase your odds but in no way assures you a win :2 cents:

i love playing against calling stations like you.

:pimp

thricer 08-22-2006 07:59 AM

congrats, now give me a gift voucher... I wanna play some poker too :D

StuBradley 08-22-2006 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash
Thats not sound poker at all, you shouldn't have even been in that hand. Raising all in on an inside straight draw, please tell me you were trying to bluff. Can't be a bluff either as you knew your opponent was pot committed and going to call and by his betting probably had a set or a straight also. Betting heavily in hopes of catching the gut shot straight on the river is the surest way to go broke.

he didnt raise on the draw, he raised after the river was turned. nothing special....just a nice pot.

lazycash 08-22-2006 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuBradley
he didnt raise on the draw, he raised after the river was turned. nothing special....just a nice pot.


You're right, my bad, I read it as an all in before the river. His opponent screwed up by checking all the way after he flopped a set, could have easily forced Madawg out of the pot. That's the danger of slow playing.

Vitasoy 08-22-2006 09:04 AM

Congrats on the money up man

fuzebox 08-22-2006 09:13 AM

you're lucky he wasn't in there with 3 4, straights are straights and you would have split the pot right? :1orglaugh

Mr. Romance 08-22-2006 09:14 AM

nice


Mr. Romance

DEA - banned for life 08-22-2006 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuBradley
i love playing against calling stations like you.

:pimp

i love seeing "%" players lose to "gamblers" like me:pimp

NTSS 08-22-2006 12:05 PM

Congrats nice win!!!

He was a dumbass for raising you $150. Shoulda just called, if not folded. After you went all-in he got even dumber cuz it's obvious at this point that you're holding the dominant hand or bluffing. He must have thought you were.


Way to take his money tho...he didn't want it:thumbsup

NTSS 08-22-2006 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox
you're lucky he wasn't in there with 3 4, straights are straights and you would have split the pot right? :1orglaugh

Str to the 10 would have won in that case.

madawgz 08-22-2006 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NTSS
Congrats nice win!!!

He was a dumbass for raising you $150. Shoulda just called, if not folded. After you went all-in he got even dumber cuz it's obvious at this point that you're holding the dominant hand or bluffing. He must have thought you were.


Way to take his money tho...he didn't want it:thumbsup

before that i was playing kinda sloppy, calling bad hands...showing them etc

so players around me think im bad :)

all about strategy

madawgz 08-22-2006 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuBradley
he didnt raise on the draw, he raised after the river was turned. nothing special....just a nice pot.

no, i raied Pre-flop

so other players think im holding high cards...:pimp

NTSS 08-22-2006 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz
no, i raied Pre-flop

so other players think im holding high cards...:pimp

Ah ha...I missed that...He may have thought you had a high pocket pair...

crockett 08-22-2006 01:16 PM

madawgzzzzzzzzz lol at least you are posting a better text log this time.. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

comon man quit while you have that green still.

madawgz 08-22-2006 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NTSS
Ah ha...I missed that...He may have thought you had a high pocket pair...

that was the plan :pimp

i always pull crazy shit like that

VicD 08-22-2006 02:47 PM

poker is cool, be careful though

Bama 08-22-2006 03:06 PM

That play explains why you're in the hole for total win/losses

You start the with a weak hand and then try to bluff it as a strong hand (not terribly smart but possible to get away with) - but then another player comes behind you and raises your raise.... and you call even though you were bluffing.

True, you flopped a flush draw, but it's a weak one and your only saving grace is that ath25 was trying to set a trap (not once but twice) for the 2 knuckleheads who raised preflop and didn't bet his set.

You wind up making a straight off a gut-shot 8 and win the hand. Ath25 should have bet the flop and turn - and had he, would most likely have won the hand - though given your previous play in the hand you might chase gut-shots...

It's not a testament for you skills as a poker player as much as showing that Ath25 looks like he's missed a few episodes of the poker channel.

Alex 08-22-2006 03:16 PM

So wait, u got a straight and has three of a kind?

MetaMan 08-22-2006 03:25 PM

agreed with Bama, you make a terrible call, you are seriously lucky as shit to catch that, i congrat you on winning the money, but if you play like that often you will find yourself in the hole more often then that,

all in on bad percentage draws when your player has a similar chip stack to you is a bad move.

i would change your style of play after this because you got away with a lucky one.

Wagerboy 08-22-2006 03:26 PM

what site was that played on?

MetaMan 08-22-2006 03:27 PM

actually maddawgs i retract my statement the other guy with trips played that terrible,

i didnt notice it was checked down the the river my bad.

he waited way to long to play on those, there was way to many draws out there to beat him.

again nice pickup i didnt notice it was checked down until the river.

Solid Bob 08-22-2006 03:27 PM

This thread is a perfect example of why you can get rich at online poker. I am not talking about the OP btw.

Solid Bob 08-22-2006 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bama
That play explains why you're in the hole for total win/losses

You start the with a weak hand and then try to bluff it as a strong hand (not terribly smart but possible to get away with) - but then another player comes behind you and raises your raise.... and you call even though you were bluffing.

True, you flopped a flush draw, but it's a weak one and your only saving grace is that ath25 was trying to set a trap (not once but twice) for the 2 knuckleheads who raised preflop and didn't bet his set.

You wind up making a straight off a gut-shot 8 and win the hand. Ath25 should have bet the flop and turn - and had he, would most likely have won the hand - though given your previous play in the hand you might chase gut-shots...

It's not a testament for you skills as a poker player as much as showing that Ath25 looks like he's missed a few episodes of the poker channel.

You are a lost puppy. That is all.

2477 08-22-2006 03:32 PM

There's no way you should have been in the pot w/ that hand, especially after being re-raised. Unless of course, you were by-far-and-away the biggest stack at the table, and just wanted to see the flop.

But the fact that you didn't fire at the pot to try and steal it once everyone else checked the flop and the turn, I assume you weren't the big stack....:error :error :error

fuzebox 08-22-2006 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NTSS
Str to the 10 would have won in that case.

Yeah it was obviously a joke.

fucking-around-and-business-discussion/645006-fucked-poker-rule.html

djroof 08-22-2006 04:33 PM

Nice hand mate!

madawgz 08-22-2006 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wagerboy
what site was that played on?

hollywoodpoker.com

thats the same network as pokerroom.com

Bama 08-27-2006 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solid Bob
You are a lost puppy. That is all.

Thank goodness you didn't actually say much. Clueless people shouldn't speak much!


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