My HOW TO on a quick way to ruin your trip to Amsterdam. - GoFuckYourself.com

Cory W · 08-21-2006, 07:57 PM

http://www.midgetarmy.com/2006/08/21...juana-machine/

Long, but that pretty much covers it.

stickyfingerz · 08-21-2006, 08:07 PM

Your writing always kicks ass Cory. You have an excellent ability to describe a scene and draw a reader into it. Bravo!

Cory W · 08-21-2006, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

Your writing always kicks ass Cory. You have an excellent ability to describe a scene and draw a reader into it. Bravo!

Thank You, I appreciate that.

r-c-e · 08-21-2006, 08:11 PM

Classic read. I guess I'll find a local to guide me to the coffee shop.

Spunky · 08-21-2006, 08:14 PM

I wonder what their high grade weed was like..I like the you'll take 5 and be happy about it remark

T - Bone · 08-21-2006, 08:18 PM

Brought me right back to my Amsterdam experience many years back. Great read.

My friends and I actually smoked ourselves straight there and havn't smoked since. Respect the local greens. :D

If Vegas is America's playground then Amsterdam is definetly the world's! Incredible place.

Phoenix · 08-21-2006, 08:24 PM

i will be holding court in the greenhouse cafe
there are two shwarma places to be seen from the seats near the window.

it is a perfect setup..lol

GTS Mark · 08-21-2006, 08:29 PM

LOL! I had a very similar incident with Virtuamike last time I was in Amsterdam.

His Volcano completely messed me up and I was useless for hours LOL!

DH

BaldBastard · 08-21-2006, 08:34 PM

Generally the pot you get in the coffee shops is crap, not that I think this, came from local knowledge.

Last time I was there Tjun from cams.com offered me some pot. I asked what kind it was after sampling several types and my prefered brew Ak47 and Adams Apple mix. His reply was this is called " bang " bang I say whats that? here have a puff on this he replies, two minutes later as my eyes roll to the back of my skull I get a heavy slap on the back and see his smiling face " BANG " he shouts.... the rest of the day was a blur. That night we go to a rave, he rolls 4 for the drive out there, and we stop off for a session on the way.

Amsterdam you got to love it!

kmanrox · 08-21-2006, 08:37 PM

that guy's story is more like the perfect way to enjoy your trip.. i've done it like that every time, except the paranoid part.

brand0n · 08-21-2006, 08:37 PM

you should have got the highest grade they had going..

i love you man...

Cory W · 08-21-2006, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by kmanrox

that guy's story is more like the perfect way to enjoy your trip.. i've done it like that every time, except the paranoid part.

That guy is me : )

I love you to Brand0n.

Wiggles · 08-21-2006, 08:56 PM

long but well worth the read

Pete-KT · 08-21-2006, 08:58 PM

i have to admit usually i wont read a full article like that, but your writing kept me interested very nice work bro

Doctor Dre · 08-21-2006, 09:07 PM

OMG LOL
Yeah you must get high quite fast in this room full of pot smoker ... i'm sure one would get high just staying there

Cory W · 08-21-2006, 09:29 PM

Thanks everyone!

HAPPYPEEKERS · 08-21-2006, 10:06 PM

That was HILLARIOUS!!!!

xNetworx · 08-21-2006, 10:17 PM

Can you blow me where the pampers is?

(P.C.U.)

stickyfingerz · 08-21-2006, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by pimpporn

Can you blow me where the pampers is?

(P.C.U.)

Haha that was a great movie.

RF_Erick · 08-21-2006, 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

Your writing always kicks ass Cory. You have an excellent ability to describe a scene and draw a reader into it. Bravo!

I agree.
Very well written!

Bdiddy · 08-21-2006, 10:46 PM

great narrative bro

abadfish · 08-22-2006, 12:08 AM

Awesome... That only renewed my desire to visit Amsterdam. Even though i don't really smoke much and have never really enjoyed it. I'd spend a lot more time there though.

SleazyDream · 08-22-2006, 12:20 AM

cory rocks

pr0 · 08-22-2006, 12:24 AM

was your girlfriend working on the rum diaries with johnny depp?

Dagwolf · 08-22-2006, 12:28 AM

Gonzo journalism at its best.

JenniDahling · 08-22-2006, 12:34 AM

awesome read Cory!

Wow, I don't know what to expect but at least I know better than apply my ususal "When in Rome..." philosophy!!!

How "well" did you tip the cabby???

DWB · 08-22-2006, 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by WEG Cory

http://www.midgetarmy.com/2006/08/21...juana-machine/

Long, but that pretty much covers it.

Killer blog man. Great writing!

Wanna trade links? HeathensHighway.com/blog

ozmatt · 08-22-2006, 03:12 AM

oh boy, that brings back memories from Webmaster Access Amsterdam last year, I pretty much did exactly the same, but was by myself which made things worse

free4porn · 08-22-2006, 04:11 AM

Good read mate, cool blog too

Hotrocket · 08-22-2006, 04:53 AM

Excellent writing and a great story..I have to say it only makes me want to go even more than before!
I'm sending the link to your blog to a few friends I know will enjoy that read.

SinisterStudios · 08-22-2006, 06:10 AM

Last time i was there the White Widow kicked my ass so bad i could hardly move from my chair. But still my favorite place is Mushroom Galaxy, boy they have great shrooms and the owners were pretty hot too

Paul · 08-22-2006, 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

I wonder what their high grade weed was like..I like the you'll take 5 and be happy about it remark

Corry you got ripped off man

That coffee shop you went to sounds awful, the people didn't sound very friendly and in most coffee shops you should only have to buy 1 joint

Great story though

Reminds me of a Fear and Loathing type experience, someone needs to make a sequel to that film Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas !

Paul · 08-22-2006, 07:50 AM

I just read your post "12 ways you can be the man at a porn show"

That's hilarious !!

Anthony · 08-22-2006, 07:56 AM

Great read!

Wub u Cory!

Daveros · 08-22-2006, 07:59 AM

headin to amsterdam on friday :D

gooddomains · 08-22-2006, 08:02 AM

take it easy on the pot

myjah · 08-22-2006, 08:17 AM

Hahaha, I cant wait to be in Amsterdam!! Great read!

Odie · 08-22-2006, 08:44 AM

all i know is that you should NEVER hit the vaporizor in Amsterdam with Steve Lightspeed!! You won't be able to stand up!!! lol

Cory W · 08-22-2006, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

cory rocks

You rock too!

Thanks everyone....

jmk · 08-22-2006, 09:43 AM

Hahhahahah funny stuff!

Cory W · 08-22-2006, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by pr0

was your girlfriend working on the rum diaries with johnny depp?

To be honest, I don't recall. It was about 4 years ago?

She worked with a company that would get contracted out by major production companies to handle certain aspects of the set. If I recall, Depp wasn't on the set too much while she was around.

But they put her up in a really nice Flat. I would get up in the morning and go down the street to the bar and drink Guiness with the locals. It was awesome.

Cory W · 08-22-2006, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Dagwolf

Gonzo journalism at its best.

You must be a fan of Burroughs, Kerouac? Thompson?

I appreciate that you know the style.

Cory W · 08-22-2006, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

Killer blog man. Great writing!

Wanna trade links? HeathensHighway.com/blog

Thanks man, nice volcano pictures man.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hotrocket

Excellent writing and a great story..I have to say it only makes me want to go even more than before!
I'm sending the link to your blog to a few friends I know will enjoy that read.

Cool and Thanks

dstaff · 08-22-2006, 10:01 AM

Im heading there on the 3rd of september. I expect to head right to the coffee shops

One thing though I'm from Vancouver, BC Canada and I found their pot to be not as strong

fuzebox · 08-22-2006, 10:20 AM

I don't see what the big deal is, can't you get weed where you live? Heading straight to the first cafe as soon as you land seems very silly IMO.

Cory W · 08-22-2006, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox

I don't see what the big deal is, can't you get weed where you live? Heading straight to the first cafe as soon as you land seems very silly IMO.

I'm a loser.

Rand · 08-22-2006, 10:55 AM

I'm SO glad I read that story before going to Amsterdam.

Love to read your stuff Cory. Excellent as always.

StueyB · 08-22-2006, 11:04 AM

Man, I can so relate. When I was going out with a dutch girl we spent many a weekend in Amsterdam. You'd get the English crowd coming aka the weekend wonders, who would procede to order "the strongest shit you've got" thinking it was like what we have back home in England.

They would then get so stoned they would almost fall into the canal. It was kinda funny to watch.

Cory W · 08-22-2006, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Rand

I'm SO glad I read that story before going to Amsterdam.

Love to read your stuff Cory. Excellent as always.

I love you Rand.

Ramos · 08-22-2006, 11:17 AM

Very Nice Cory!

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r-c-e Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 1,070	Classic read. I guess I'll find a local to guide me to the coffee shop.

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GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	LOL! I had a very similar incident with Virtuamike last time I was in Amsterdam. His Volcano completely messed me up and I was useless for hours LOL! DH

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BaldBastard Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Sydney Posts: 16,178	Generally the pot you get in the coffee shops is crap, not that I think this, came from local knowledge. Last time I was there Tjun from cams.com offered me some pot. I asked what kind it was after sampling several types and my prefered brew Ak47 and Adams Apple mix. His reply was this is called " bang " bang I say whats that? here have a puff on this he replies, two minutes later as my eyes roll to the back of my skull I get a heavy slap on the back and see his smiling face " BANG " he shouts.... the rest of the day was a blur. That night we go to a rave, he rolls 4 for the drive out there, and we stop off for a session on the way. Amsterdam you got to love it!

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kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	that guy's story is more like the perfect way to enjoy your trip.. i've done it like that every time, except the paranoid part.

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abadfish Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: WA Posts: 1,482	Awesome... That only renewed my desire to visit Amsterdam. Even though i don't really smoke much and have never really enjoyed it. I'd spend a lot more time there though.

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08-22-2006, 10:55 AM	#47
Rand Industry Vet Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Santa Monica, CA Posts: 2,663	I'm SO glad I read that story before going to Amsterdam. Love to read your stuff Cory. Excellent as always.