My HOW TO on a quick way to ruin your trip to Amsterdam.

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  • Cory W
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    • Jan 2004
    • 9133

    #1

    My HOW TO on a quick way to ruin your trip to Amsterdam.

    http://www.midgetarmy.com/2006/08/21...juana-machine/

    Long, but that pretty much covers it.
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  • stickyfingerz
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    • Oct 2005
    • 24984

    #2
    Your writing always kicks ass Cory. You have an excellent ability to describe a scene and draw a reader into it. Bravo!

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    • Cory W
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      • Jan 2004
      • 9133

      #3
      Originally posted by stickyfingerz
      Your writing always kicks ass Cory. You have an excellent ability to describe a scene and draw a reader into it. Bravo!
      Thank You, I appreciate that.
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      • r-c-e
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        • Jul 2002
        • 1070

        #4
        Classic read. I guess I'll find a local to guide me to the coffee shop.

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        • Spunky
          I need a beer
          • Jun 2002
          • 133978

          #5
          I wonder what their high grade weed was like..I like the you'll take 5 and be happy about it remark

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          • T - Bone
            Confirmed User
            • Aug 2002
            • 368

            #6
            Brought me right back to my Amsterdam experience many years back. Great read.

            My friends and I actually smoked ourselves straight there and havn't smoked since. Respect the local greens. :D

            If Vegas is America's playground then Amsterdam is definetly the world's! Incredible place.

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            • Phoenix
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              • Nov 2002
              • 35475

              #7
              i will be holding court in the greenhouse cafe
              there are two shwarma places to be seen from the seats near the window.

              it is a perfect setup..lol
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              • GTS Mark
                Vrume Mark
                • Jan 2001
                • 20912

                #8
                LOL! I had a very similar incident with Virtuamike last time I was in Amsterdam.

                His Volcano completely messed me up and I was useless for hours LOL!

                DH

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                • BaldBastard
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Jan 2001
                  • 16828

                  #9
                  Generally the pot you get in the coffee shops is crap, not that I think this, came from local knowledge.

                  Last time I was there Tjun from cams.com offered me some pot. I asked what kind it was after sampling several types and my prefered brew Ak47 and Adams Apple mix. His reply was this is called " bang " bang I say whats that? here have a puff on this he replies, two minutes later as my eyes roll to the back of my skull I get a heavy slap on the back and see his smiling face " BANG " he shouts.... the rest of the day was a blur. That night we go to a rave, he rolls 4 for the drive out there, and we stop off for a session on the way.

                  Amsterdam you got to love it!

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                  • kmanrox
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                    • Oct 2001
                    • 29295

                    #10
                    that guy's story is more like the perfect way to enjoy your trip.. i've done it like that every time, except the paranoid part.
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                    • brand0n
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                      • Nov 2002
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                      #11
                      you should have got the highest grade they had going..

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                      • Cory W
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                        • Jan 2004
                        • 9133

                        #12
                        Originally posted by kmanrox
                        that guy's story is more like the perfect way to enjoy your trip.. i've done it like that every time, except the paranoid part.
                        That guy is me : )

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                        • Wiggles
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                          • May 2004
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                          #13
                          long but well worth the read
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                          • Pete-KT
                            Workin With The Devil
                            • Oct 2004
                            • 51532

                            #14
                            i have to admit usually i wont read a full article like that, but your writing kept me interested very nice work bro

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                            • Doctor Dre
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                              • Jan 2001
                              • 51692

                              #15
                              OMG LOL
                              Yeah you must get high quite fast in this room full of pot smoker ... i'm sure one would get high just staying there
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                              • Cory W
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                                #16
                                Thanks everyone!
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                                • HAPPYPEEKERS
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                                  • Feb 2004
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                                  #17
                                  That was HILLARIOUS!!!!
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                                  • xNetworx
                                    So Fucking What
                                    • Jan 2004
                                    • 14445

                                    #18


                                    Can you blow me where the pampers is?

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                                    • stickyfingerz
                                      Doin fine
                                      • Oct 2005
                                      • 24984

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by pimpporn


                                      Can you blow me where the pampers is?

                                      (P.C.U.)
                                      Haha that was a great movie.

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                                      • RF_Erick
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                                        • Oct 2005
                                        • 946

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by stickyfingerz
                                        Your writing always kicks ass Cory. You have an excellent ability to describe a scene and draw a reader into it. Bravo!
                                        I agree.
                                        Very well written!

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                                        • Bdiddy
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                                          • Mar 2006
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                                          #21
                                          great narrative bro
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                                          • abadfish
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                                            • Jul 2003
                                            • 1482

                                            #22
                                            Awesome... That only renewed my desire to visit Amsterdam. Even though i don't really smoke much and have never really enjoyed it. I'd spend a lot more time there though.
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                                            • SleazyDream
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                                              • Jul 2001
                                              • 41470

                                              #23
                                              cory rocks
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                                              • pr0
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                                                • May 2001
                                                • 23088

                                                #24
                                                was your girlfriend working on the rum diaries with johnny depp?
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                                                • Dagwolf
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                                                  • Sep 2003
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                                                  #25
                                                  Gonzo journalism at its best.
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                                                  • JenniDahling
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                                                    • Jul 2005
                                                    • 5285

                                                    #26
                                                    awesome read Cory! Wow, I don't know what to expect but at least I know better than apply my ususal "When in Rome..." philosophy!!!

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                                                    • DWB
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                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                      • 31779

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by WEG Cory
                                                      http://www.midgetarmy.com/2006/08/21...juana-machine/

                                                      Long, but that pretty much covers it.
                                                      Killer blog man. Great writing!

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                                                      • ozmatt
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                                                        • Nov 2003
                                                        • 1843

                                                        #28
                                                        oh boy, that brings back memories from Webmaster Access Amsterdam last year, I pretty much did exactly the same, but was by myself which made things worse

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                                                        • free4porn
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                                                          #29
                                                          Good read mate, cool blog too
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                                                          • Hotrocket
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                                                            • May 2004
                                                            • 1327

                                                            #30
                                                            Excellent writing and a great story..I have to say it only makes me want to go even more than before!
                                                            I'm sending the link to your blog to a few friends I know will enjoy that read.

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                                                            • SinisterStudios
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                                                              • Nov 2003
                                                              • 3087

                                                              #31
                                                              Last time i was there the White Widow kicked my ass so bad i could hardly move from my chair. But still my favorite place is Mushroom Galaxy, boy they have great shrooms and the owners were pretty hot too
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                                                              • Paul
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                                                                • Nov 2002
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Spunky
                                                                I wonder what their high grade weed was like..I like the you'll take 5 and be happy about it remark
                                                                Corry you got ripped off man That coffee shop you went to sounds awful, the people didn't sound very friendly and in most coffee shops you should only have to buy 1 joint

                                                                Great story though Reminds me of a Fear and Loathing type experience, someone needs to make a sequel to that film Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas !

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                                                                • Paul
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                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                  • 2637

                                                                  #33
                                                                  I just read your post "12 ways you can be the man at a porn show"

                                                                  That's hilarious !!

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                                                                  • Anthony
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                                                                    • Feb 2001
                                                                    • 9653

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Great read!

                                                                    Wub u Cory!

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                                                                    • Daveros
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                                                                      • Mar 2006
                                                                      • 3

                                                                      #35
                                                                      headin to amsterdam on friday :D

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                                                                      • gooddomains
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                                                                        • Jul 2003
                                                                        • 10127

                                                                        #36
                                                                        take it easy on the pot

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                                                                        • myjah
                                                                          Back in the harbor
                                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                                          • 11482

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Hahaha, I cant wait to be in Amsterdam!! Great read!
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                                                                          • Odie
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                                                                            • Apr 2003
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            all i know is that you should NEVER hit the vaporizor in Amsterdam with Steve Lightspeed!! You won't be able to stand up!!! lol
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                                                                            • Cory W
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                                                                              • Jan 2004
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                              cory rocks
                                                                              You rock too!

                                                                              Thanks everyone....
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                                                                              • jmk
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Hahhahahah funny stuff!

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                                                                                • Cory W
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                                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                                  • 9133

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by pr0
                                                                                  was your girlfriend working on the rum diaries with johnny depp?
                                                                                  To be honest, I don't recall. It was about 4 years ago?

                                                                                  She worked with a company that would get contracted out by major production companies to handle certain aspects of the set. If I recall, Depp wasn't on the set too much while she was around.

                                                                                  But they put her up in a really nice Flat. I would get up in the morning and go down the street to the bar and drink Guiness with the locals. It was awesome.
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                                                                                  • Cory W
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by Dagwolf
                                                                                    Gonzo journalism at its best.
                                                                                    You must be a fan of Burroughs, Kerouac? Thompson?

                                                                                    I appreciate that you know the style.
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                                                                                    • Cory W
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                                                                                      • 9133

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
                                                                                      Killer blog man. Great writing!

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                                                                                      Originally posted by Hotrocket
                                                                                      Excellent writing and a great story..I have to say it only makes me want to go even more than before!
                                                                                      I'm sending the link to your blog to a few friends I know will enjoy that read.
                                                                                      Cool and Thanks
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                                                                                      • dstaff
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                                                                                        • Oct 2005
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Im heading there on the 3rd of september. I expect to head right to the coffee shops One thing though I'm from Vancouver, BC Canada and I found their pot to be not as strong
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                                                                                        • fuzebox
                                                                                          making it rain
                                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                                          • 22353

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          I don't see what the big deal is, can't you get weed where you live? Heading straight to the first cafe as soon as you land seems very silly IMO.

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                                                                                          • Cory W
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                                                                                            • Jan 2004
                                                                                            • 9133

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by fuzebox
                                                                                            I don't see what the big deal is, can't you get weed where you live? Heading straight to the first cafe as soon as you land seems very silly IMO.
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                                                                                            • Rand
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                                                                                              • Jan 2002
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              I'm SO glad I read that story before going to Amsterdam.

                                                                                              Love to read your stuff Cory. Excellent as always.

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                                                                                              • StueyB
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                                                                                                • Aug 2006
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Man, I can so relate. When I was going out with a dutch girl we spent many a weekend in Amsterdam. You'd get the English crowd coming aka the weekend wonders, who would procede to order "the strongest shit you've got" thinking it was like what we have back home in England.

                                                                                                They would then get so stoned they would almost fall into the canal. It was kinda funny to watch.

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                                                                                                • Cory W
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Rand
                                                                                                  I'm SO glad I read that story before going to Amsterdam.

                                                                                                  Love to read your stuff Cory. Excellent as always.

                                                                                                  I love you Rand.
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                                                                                                  • Ramos2
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                                                                                                    • Dec 2004
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Very Nice Cory!
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