Where do you store a fleshlight? - GoFuckYourself.com

footmonkey · 08-21-2006, 01:50 PM

Under your pillow?

Under the bed?

Sock drawer?

In a hole in the back garden?

L-Pink · 08-21-2006, 01:52 PM

I keep mine in the freezer that way it's like fucking my ex-wife

stickyfingerz · 08-21-2006, 01:53 PM

BoyAlley keeps his in his ass.

Aneros Josh · 08-21-2006, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

I keep mine in the freezer that way it's like fucking my ex-wife

godisdead · 08-21-2006, 01:58 PM

You always carry it in your hand. Be proud! Also, this way you can use it when you need it.

bobby666 · 08-21-2006, 02:00 PM

stored at work in the office

sickkittens · 08-21-2006, 02:02 PM

Is someone afraid that their mommy might find theirs?

woj · 08-21-2006, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by sickkittens

Is someone afraid that their mommy might find theirs?

probably

madawgz · 08-21-2006, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

I keep mine in the freezer that way it's like fucking my ex-wife

hahaha

cyberstar · 08-21-2006, 02:19 PM

"Under your pillow?" are you crazy? have you seen how big that thing is. I saw it kicking around in one of our drawers :P

dissipate · 08-21-2006, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

I keep mine in the freezer that way it's like fucking my ex-wife

classssic

Aneros Josh · 08-21-2006, 02:43 PM

Surprisingly enough, I use mine as a means of summing up if a girl is a "down" girl or if she is a boring lay. I always show it to girls and if they are like "oh my god, get that thing away from me, it's disgusting" then I know they are probably not sexually open and probably a dead lay. If, on the other hand they say something like "wow...can I put my finger inside it" then I know someone might be getting lucky that night.

Devilporn · 08-21-2006, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by FleshJosh

Surprisingly enough, I use mine as a means of summing up if a girl is a "down" girl or if she is a boring lay. I always show it to girls and if they are like "oh my god, get that thing away from me, it's disgusting" then I know they are probably not sexually open and probably a dead lay. If, on the other hand they say something like "wow...can I put my finger inside it" then I know someone might be getting lucky that night.

Nice thinking

JD · 08-21-2006, 02:54 PM

under the bathroom sink

BoyAlley · 08-21-2006, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

BoyAlley keeps his in his ass.

Now that you mention it I..........

erm nevermind.

Cyndalie · 08-21-2006, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR

under the bathroom sink

Nice to know you clean it

Phil · 08-21-2006, 04:36 PM

Mine is in Ramos' closet.. Never got one

free4porn · 08-21-2006, 05:02 PM

i must get one!!

notabook · 08-21-2006, 05:10 PM

On the coffee table. Everyone who sees it just assumes it's full of severed midget penises instead of a fleshlight.

Mr. Romance · 08-21-2006, 05:10 PM

in a personal place

Mr. Romance

maxidrom11 · 08-21-2006, 05:11 PM

get that thing away from me, it's disgusting

JenniDahling · 08-21-2006, 05:12 PM

I have a couple and use em to store my glass toys

JenniDahling · 08-21-2006, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by JenniDahling

I have a couple and use em to store my glass toys

The previous post was my "420"th... the irony!

I love being a toy designer!!!!

scottybuzz · 08-21-2006, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

I keep mine in the freezer that way it's like fucking my ex-wife

Scroto · 08-21-2006, 08:00 PM

used to keep mine in the bathroom ..wife found it and threw it away lol

RF_Erick · 08-21-2006, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

I keep mine in the freezer that way it's like fucking my ex-wife

footmonkey · 08-21-2006, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by FleshJosh

Surprisingly enough, I use mine as a means of summing up if a girl is a "down" girl or if she is a boring lay. I always show it to girls and if they are like "oh my god, get that thing away from me, it's disgusting" then I know they are probably not sexually open and probably a dead lay. If, on the other hand they say something like "wow...can I put my finger inside it" then I know someone might be getting lucky that night.

I like this. I live in a porn studio so once they've seen the dungeon and haven't run out screaming they're probably open-minded. This could be a second check.. just to make sure.

footmonkey · 08-21-2006, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

I keep mine in the freezer that way it's like fucking my ex-wife

Classic!

Vitasoy · 08-21-2006, 11:14 PM

Mine is under my bed ;)

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 08-21-2006, 11:19 PM

Men with big dicks just leave it attached all the time.

Well, except when they're using their dick for other things...

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Rochard · 08-21-2006, 11:35 PM

Texas Dreams keeps his in his cubicle.

PenetratinP · 08-21-2006, 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

I keep mine in the freezer that way it's like fucking my ex-wife

Best GFY Post of the Year!

Kimo · 08-22-2006, 12:40 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

I keep mine in the freezer that way it's like fucking my ex-wife

holy shit thats awesome

L-Pink · 08-22-2006, 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by footmonkey

I like this. I live in a porn studio so once they've seen the dungeon and haven't run out screaming they're probably open-minded. This could be a second check.. just to make sure.

Post photos of studio

OG LennyT · 08-22-2006, 08:28 AM

In my closet so the kids dont find it

Jaii · 08-22-2006, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

I keep mine in the freezer that way it's like fucking my ex-wife

Bigfuck · 08-22-2006, 08:59 AM

I just wish I had a fleshlight

ilbb · 08-22-2006, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

I keep mine in the freezer that way it's like fucking my ex-wife

cool joke!

footmonkey · 08-22-2006, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Post photos of studio

L-Pink · 08-22-2006, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by footmonkey

Impressive, nice place to live/work, quite a contrast between rooms.

Aneros Josh · 08-22-2006, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by maxidrom11

get that thing away from me, it's disgusting

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