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footmonkey 08-21-2006 01:50 PM

Where do you store a fleshlight?
 
Under your pillow?

Under the bed?

Sock drawer?

In a hole in the back garden?

L-Pink 08-21-2006 01:52 PM

I keep mine in the freezer that way it's like fucking my ex-wife :1orglaugh

stickyfingerz 08-21-2006 01:53 PM

BoyAlley keeps his in his ass. :winkwink:

Aneros Josh 08-21-2006 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink
I keep mine in the freezer that way it's like fucking my ex-wife :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

godisdead 08-21-2006 01:58 PM

You always carry it in your hand. Be proud! Also, this way you can use it when you need it. :thumbsup

bobby666 08-21-2006 02:00 PM

stored at work in the office

sickkittens 08-21-2006 02:02 PM

Is someone afraid that their mommy might find theirs?

woj 08-21-2006 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickkittens
Is someone afraid that their mommy might find theirs?

probably :1orglaugh

madawgz 08-21-2006 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink
I keep mine in the freezer that way it's like fucking my ex-wife :1orglaugh

hahaha :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

cyberstar 08-21-2006 02:19 PM

"Under your pillow?" are you crazy? have you seen how big that thing is. I saw it kicking around in one of our drawers :P

dissipate 08-21-2006 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink
I keep mine in the freezer that way it's like fucking my ex-wife :1orglaugh

classssic :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Aneros Josh 08-21-2006 02:43 PM

Surprisingly enough, I use mine as a means of summing up if a girl is a "down" girl or if she is a boring lay. I always show it to girls and if they are like "oh my god, get that thing away from me, it's disgusting" then I know they are probably not sexually open and probably a dead lay. If, on the other hand they say something like "wow...can I put my finger inside it" then I know someone might be getting lucky that night.:)

Devilporn 08-21-2006 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FleshJosh
Surprisingly enough, I use mine as a means of summing up if a girl is a "down" girl or if she is a boring lay. I always show it to girls and if they are like "oh my god, get that thing away from me, it's disgusting" then I know they are probably not sexually open and probably a dead lay. If, on the other hand they say something like "wow...can I put my finger inside it" then I know someone might be getting lucky that night.:)

Nice thinking :thumbsup

JD 08-21-2006 02:54 PM

under the bathroom sink

BoyAlley 08-21-2006 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz
BoyAlley keeps his in his ass. :winkwink:

Now that you mention it I..........

erm nevermind.

Cyndalie 08-21-2006 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR
under the bathroom sink

Nice to know you clean it :thumbsup

Phil 08-21-2006 04:36 PM

Mine is in Ramos' closet.. Never got one :(

free4porn 08-21-2006 05:02 PM

i must get one!!

notabook 08-21-2006 05:10 PM

On the coffee table. Everyone who sees it just assumes it's full of severed midget penises instead of a fleshlight.

Mr. Romance 08-21-2006 05:10 PM

in a personal place


Mr. Romance

maxidrom11 08-21-2006 05:11 PM

get that thing away from me, it's disgusting

JenniDahling 08-21-2006 05:12 PM

I have a couple and use em to store my glass toys:thumbsup

JenniDahling 08-21-2006 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JenniDahling
I have a couple and use em to store my glass toys:thumbsup

The previous post was my "420"th... the irony! :winkwink: :1orglaugh
I love being a toy designer!!!!:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

scottybuzz 08-21-2006 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink
I keep mine in the freezer that way it's like fucking my ex-wife :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Scroto 08-21-2006 08:00 PM

used to keep mine in the bathroom ..wife found it and threw it away lol

RF_Erick 08-21-2006 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink
I keep mine in the freezer that way it's like fucking my ex-wife :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

footmonkey 08-21-2006 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FleshJosh
Surprisingly enough, I use mine as a means of summing up if a girl is a "down" girl or if she is a boring lay. I always show it to girls and if they are like "oh my god, get that thing away from me, it's disgusting" then I know they are probably not sexually open and probably a dead lay. If, on the other hand they say something like "wow...can I put my finger inside it" then I know someone might be getting lucky that night.:)

I like this. I live in a porn studio so once they've seen the dungeon and haven't run out screaming they're probably open-minded. This could be a second check.. just to make sure.

footmonkey 08-21-2006 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink
I keep mine in the freezer that way it's like fucking my ex-wife :1orglaugh

Classic!

Vitasoy 08-21-2006 11:14 PM

Mine is under my bed ;)

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 08-21-2006 11:19 PM

Men with big dicks just leave it attached all the time.

Well, except when they're using their dick for other things...

ADG Webmaster

Rochard 08-21-2006 11:35 PM

Texas Dreams keeps his in his cubicle.

PenetratinP 08-21-2006 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink
I keep mine in the freezer that way it's like fucking my ex-wife :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Best GFY Post of the Year!

Kimo 08-22-2006 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink
I keep mine in the freezer that way it's like fucking my ex-wife :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

holy shit thats awesome

L-Pink 08-22-2006 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footmonkey
I like this. I live in a porn studio so once they've seen the dungeon and haven't run out screaming they're probably open-minded. This could be a second check.. just to make sure.

Post photos of studio :thumbsup

OG LennyT 08-22-2006 08:28 AM

In my closet so the kids dont find it

Jaii 08-22-2006 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink
I keep mine in the freezer that way it's like fucking my ex-wife :1orglaugh



:ak47: :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Bigfuck 08-22-2006 08:59 AM

I just wish I had a fleshlight

ilbb 08-22-2006 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink
I keep mine in the freezer that way it's like fucking my ex-wife :1orglaugh

cool joke!

http://www.edwardfrench.com/frozen%20klingon.jpg

footmonkey 08-22-2006 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink
Post photos of studio :thumbsup

http://www.britcopictures.com/images.../large/009.jpg

http://www.britcopictures.com/images.../large/008.jpg

L-Pink 08-22-2006 11:00 AM

Impressive, nice place to live/work, quite a contrast between rooms. :thumbsup

Aneros Josh 08-22-2006 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maxidrom11
get that thing away from me, it's disgusting

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


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