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08-19-2006, 11:25 AM

How does it work?
Does it hurt?
Do you wait in line for a while?

I have never gotten it done, and i feel like I should... especially after this summer.....

so, what is the process?

Stallion · 08-19-2006, 11:26 AM

goto your doctor

Stallion · 08-19-2006, 11:27 AM

or a health clinic.

jigg · 08-19-2006, 11:30 AM

they'll take your blood and put things in your dick hole

Abyss_Vee · 08-19-2006, 11:31 AM

for me its hell, i have the biggest fear of needles....

Doctor Dre · 08-19-2006, 11:34 AM

Depends where you go.
If you go to a specialised clinic you wait in line... they put a q-tip in your dick (It dosen't feel too good but it dosen't hurt like you think it would).

They take a blood sample

You wait a month and you know the results.

NaughtyJulie · 08-19-2006, 11:41 AM

Planned Parenthood offers STD testing for women and men, if you're looking for a place. Actually come to think of it you might want to check with your local Planned Parenthood to make sure - I know out here and in IL they offered testing to guys too.

KMR Stitch · 08-19-2006, 11:47 AM

Someone has been riding dirty

Doctor Dre · 08-19-2006, 11:48 AM

BTW I know you are living with your parents and shit... don't worry they don't say anything on the phone if you'Re over 18

Juicy D. Links · 08-19-2006, 11:49 AM

do you have puss coming from the tip of your penis?

08-19-2006, 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

BTW I know you are living with your parents and shit... don't worry they don't say anything on the phone if you'Re over 18

I'm sure my parents would be happy to know that I'm getting tested
they are very supportive, thats why I have no rush to move out

08-19-2006, 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

do you have puss coming from the tip of your penis?

maybe so, maybe no!

Spunky · 08-19-2006, 11:53 AM

They get this long q tip and jam it up your pecker

baycouples · 08-19-2006, 11:54 AM

Go to your regular doc. They'll send you to the lab to pee in a cup and you'll get your blood drawn. Make sure to get the "full panel". That means everything including herpes, etc. There should be about 7 or 8. Also, have your doc look your junk over for any kind of STDs that you can't get tested for unless they are physically present. If you have insurance you'll probably end up paying about $200 out of pocket.

kmanrox · 08-19-2006, 11:54 AM

STDs are fun... everyone should have one or two.

Drake · 08-19-2006, 11:55 AM

Bareback or go back

NoWhErE · 08-19-2006, 12:00 PM

In your case, you would need to fart to get the condom out. Bring that to the doctors and you'll know what your partner had ;)

bknoob · 08-19-2006, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

They get this long q tip and jam it up your pecker

thinking about it gives me the shivers

xclusive · 08-19-2006, 12:49 PM

Well considering you're a bottom you should make sure your partners use condoms

Manowar · 08-19-2006, 01:11 PM

They Drill Into Your Penis!

fris · 08-19-2006, 01:24 PM

yes it hurts, you get a punch in the face, if you are a pussy and dont cry, you dont have aids.

in this case. you have aids

madawgz · 08-19-2006, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

do you have puss coming from the tip of your penis?

haha

Lance69 · 08-19-2006, 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

they put a q-tip in your dick (It dosen't feel too good but it dosen't hurt like you think it would).

The Q-tip is out dated and unneeded. The piss test is actually more acurate nowadays. It just depends on where your doctor sends the samples and if the lab can do the test.
Personally I believe it is just a way for nurses to tell you, "hey you gonna fuck around, this is what you get." The last clinic that told me they had to do a swab saw me walking right out the door and across the street to the next one.
Fuck the Q-Tip!

Gaybucks · 08-19-2006, 02:09 PM

We test all our models for HIV, syphillis, and hep-C. All three tests (and gonorrhea) can be done with a simple pin-prick and a few drops of blood. The test results are back in about 15 minutes.

BlackCrayon · 08-19-2006, 02:53 PM

anyone ever had this thing done they call the 'umbrella'? where they put something like a q tip in there but then open it up and pull it up scraping the inside of your dickhole? i think its for chlamydia. when the doc told me about that, it made me pretty scared but i was clean.

Rui · 08-19-2006, 03:09 PM

you need to wait 3 months after the action to confirm if you are infected, shouldn't take more than a week to get your results.

it only hurts if you are pussy...

Hope this as nothing to do with that girl from myspace you were so excited with lol (to deep down inside i know it has)

lazycash · 08-19-2006, 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bdjuf

I'm sure my parents would be happy to know that I'm getting tested
they are very supportive, thats why I have no rush to move out

Have you told them about this great new site you found called myspace?

E$_manager · 08-19-2006, 05:10 PM

why after this summer?

SomeCreep · 08-19-2006, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bdjuf

so, what is the process?

You pee into a cup and they take blood.

E$_manager · 08-19-2006, 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bdjuf

How does it work?
Does it hurt?
Do you wait in line for a while?

I have never gotten it done, and i feel like I should... especially after this summer.....

so, what is the process?

I heard from men that it is very painy. Not the way women feel. I passed it once and it was painful for me. So how a man feels???!!!

Barefootsies · 08-19-2006, 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bdjuf

How does it work?
Does it hurt?
Do you wait in line for a while?

I have never gotten it done, and i feel like I should... especially after this summer.....

so, what is the process?

They serve up your rump roast ala finger.

Bend ova, and take it like a man.

sweetcuties · 08-19-2006, 08:27 PM

No pussy is worth an std

wdsguy · 08-19-2006, 08:31 PM

They stick a needle up your peepee hole and make u scream for mama.

Trixie · 08-19-2006, 08:49 PM

I didn't realize they could test for chlamydia, etc. with a piss test until last month when Tucker and I did the AIM testing for a movie, so yeah -- you don't have to go through that insertion method of testing . . . unless you really want to. Piss and blood is all they need, and the cool thing about AIM testing is you get your results FAST.

A lot of doctors have different philosophies on testing for herpes, HPV, etc. -- my docs have never suggested that, and have often discouraged me from getting other tests too when I was married/monogomous which seems silly; if someone wants a test, give it to them. So be prepared if it's a general practitioner or something for them to ask you why you want this test or that test or to even dissuade you from certain tests. The herpes and HPV tests, for example, are really expensive and kind of stupid.

E$_manager · 08-19-2006, 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trixie

I didn't realize they could test for chlamydia, etc. with a piss test until last month when Tucker and I did the AIM testing for a movie, so yeah -- you don't have to go through that insertion method of testing . . . unless you really want to. Piss and blood is all they need, and the cool thing about AIM testing is you get your results FAST.

They insert needle in penise and in woman's pee channel and it is painful. And they claim that there is no ther way to make the survey.
I started with insertion, then they found herpes and i had to give blood then. When they found it in the blood they said it is o'k as far as it is impossible to cure herpes when it is in blood.

gleem · 08-19-2006, 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gaybucks

We test all our models for HIV, syphillis, and hep-C. All three tests (and gonorrhea) can be done with a simple pin-prick and a few drops of blood. The test results are back in about 15 minutes.

heh, no one bothers testing for HSV (herpes) anymore cause everyone has it (except me ) lol

gleem · 08-19-2006, 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cristie

I started with insertion, then they found herpes and i had to give blood then. When they found it in the blood they said it is o'k as far as it is impossible to cure herpes when it is in blood.

ummmm herpes is impossible to cure no matter where it is, if you have it anywhere, you have it in your blood ;)

E$_manager · 08-19-2006, 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gleem

heh, no one bothers testing for HSV (herpes) anymore cause everyone has it (except me ) lol

I heard that in America newbornes will be vaccinated to avoid virus of herpes.

gleem · 08-19-2006, 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cristie

I heard that in America newbornes will be vaccinated to avoid virus of herpes.

they are in trials with a vaccine that seems to only work on women so far:
http://www.wchstv.com/newsroom/healt...ife/2099.shtml

no shots for babies yet

Pipecrew · 08-19-2006, 09:49 PM

Why the hell are people saying they stick a needle in your dick or qtip, that is not true.... The only time they would even do that, is if you are showing all the symptoms of an std or a urinary tract infection (in extreme cases) almost ALL std's can be tested via blood, even hsv1 and 2. (herpes and coldsores)

if you are going in for a checkup with no symptoms at all, they are going to prick your finger and give you the results in 20 minutes.

E$_manager · 08-19-2006, 09:51 PM

I have herpes1. Judging by the article. It is impossible to cure and it may lead to cancer. I am shocked.

gleem · 08-19-2006, 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cristie

I have herpes1. Judging by the article. It is impossible to cure and it may lead to cancer. I am shocked.

no what it says:

Quote:

In the past, genital herpes was thought to be associated with cervical cancer, but that is not thought to be the case anymore, according to Dr. Heineman.

HPV causes cervical cancer

JenniDahling · 08-19-2006, 10:04 PM

It was national HIV screening week about a month ago... a quick prick on the fingertip for a blood sample, 20 min later, voila! And they gave me a $10 gift card to Von's (West Coast grocery chain)

E$_manager · 08-19-2006, 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gleem

no what it says:

HPV causes cervical cancer

My doctor said it does and i read several articles that also say it causes cancer.
But I am sure about cancer also because i have papilloma virus.

tony286 · 08-19-2006, 10:35 PM

they are blood test and urine tests not that painful. Use condoms and you dont have to worry lol

E$_manager · 08-19-2006, 10:50 PM

some viruses are given to you by mother and are in blood. You may even not know that you have any as afar as you don't have any problems with health.

xxxdesign-net · 08-19-2006, 10:53 PM

So you guys had a female inserting that q-tip or what?

sharp · 08-20-2006, 05:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoWhErE

In your case, you would need to fart to get the condom out. Bring that to the doctors and you'll know what your partner had ;)

Libertine · 08-20-2006, 06:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pipecrew

Why the hell are people saying they stick a needle in your dick or qtip, that is not true.... The only time they would even do that, is if you are showing all the symptoms of an std or a urinary tract infection (in extreme cases) almost ALL std's can be tested via blood, even hsv1 and 2. (herpes and coldsores)

if you are going in for a checkup with no symptoms at all, they are going to prick your finger and give you the results in 20 minutes.

Bullshit. Last time I went, with no symptoms whatsoever, I got the Q-tip, and I didn't get my results (all negative) until a week later.

BuggyG · 08-20-2006, 06:35 AM

clinic on cote-des-neiges that does the tests for 150$
and get the results 24-48 hours

forgot the name of it and the address
it's where we send people that wanna shoot but never got tests done

08-19-2006, 11:25 AM	#1
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