How Much are you worth - GoFuckYourself.com

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 08-18-2006, 03:43 PM

http://www.humanforsale.com/

is this site for real or is it a joke

darnit · 08-18-2006, 05:11 PM

It says I am worth $1,450,928

notabook · 08-18-2006, 05:19 PM

I'm worth $1.7 million pffft...

Humans are only worth around $5 when broke down to their base elemental components. On the other hand, a 6 foot male, around 220 pounds is worth around 40 to 50 million dollars if every scrap of him could legally be sold from his skin and various fluids, bone marrow, organs, etc. A woman is slightly more valuable because of her eggs.

MikeVega · 08-18-2006, 05:25 PM

I am worth $2,294,174 on HumanForSale.com

Gender: Male $200,000
Age: 30 $20,000
Ethnicity: White/Caucasian $130,000
Height: 5'9 $0
Weight: 200 lbs. $0
Body Type: Average $0
Hair Color: Brown $5,000
Eye Color: Green $5,000
Handed: Right $5,000
Body Hair: A Little Hairy $10,000
Shoe Size: 10 $1,000
Bald: No $15,000
20/20 Eyesight: Yes $5,000
Penis Size: 8 inches $15,000
Cavities: None $5,000
Athletic Ability: Average $35,000
Attractiveness: NA $100,000
IQ: 142 $240,537
SAT Score: 1100 $29,000
HS GPA: 2.9 $27,550
Education: Vocational Training $4,000
Bilingual: No $0
Income: NA $45,000
Profession: Marketing $0
Alcohol: Seldom $0
Smoker: No $15,000
Pot: No $10,000
Drugs: No $10,000
Exercise: Occasionally $5,000
Divorced: No $0
Comitted Felony: No $15,000
Watch Television: Occasionally $5,000
Sexuality: NA $25,000
Style: Above Average $45,000
Artistic: Excellent $65,000
Sense of Humor: Above Average $45,000
Addictive Personality: No $10,000
Give to Charity: Yes $25,000
Adult Content: Often $0
Gamble: Never $0
Multiplier x2
Total: $2,294,174

XMaster · 08-18-2006, 05:28 PM

i like this one : "How often do you visit adult content (pornographic) websites:"

dakota1358 · 08-18-2006, 05:29 PM

$1,546,736 which I'll take now in small bills plz

XMaster · 08-18-2006, 05:31 PM

You are worth exactly $2,390,966

BoyAlley · 08-18-2006, 05:32 PM

Hell no I'm not giving them all that infos.

I wonder if I'm worth more or less cuz I'm gay homosexual.

Statistically speaking, gay men make more monies than breeders.

free4porn · 08-18-2006, 05:35 PM

interesting website lol

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-18-2006, 05:38 PM

You are worth exactly $3,482,190.

Bama · 08-18-2006, 05:40 PM

You are worth exactly $2,161,512 - but that number goes up if I convert to Canadian dollars!

madawgz · 08-18-2006, 05:42 PM

wow, im worth $1,511,018

Jace · 08-18-2006, 05:47 PM

$1,634,270

Rankings · 08-18-2006, 05:48 PM

apparently im worth $2,342,470, im pissed

Vitasoy · 08-18-2006, 08:24 PM

Ahh I knew it was that site.

scottybuzz · 08-18-2006, 08:31 PM

tooooo long

xclusive · 08-18-2006, 08:39 PM

i can't do it, shoe size only goes to 16

PAR · 08-18-2006, 08:40 PM

"You are worth exactly $2,093,706."

Now is that dead or alive?

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-18-2006, 08:59 PM

looks like im worth more then all you bastards

Lazonby · 08-18-2006, 09:05 PM

Minus $2m to anyone who was stupid enough to enter their real email address.

LittleSassy · 08-18-2006, 09:11 PM

that's quite an unusual site....

Vite · 08-18-2006, 09:19 PM

I am worth $1,960,440

baddog · 08-18-2006, 10:28 PM

$1,856,580.

Well, that is $1,856,329.63 more than I thought.

TexasDreams · 08-18-2006, 11:07 PM

You are worth exactly $2,057,670

But I'm willing to sell myself for the bargain price of

to Vanilla DeVille, tASSy, NaughtyAllie, RRRed, or Loryn!!!

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-19-2006, 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TexasDreams

You are worth exactly $2,057,670

But I'm willing to sell myself for the bargain price of

to Vanilla DeVille, tASSy, NaughtyAllie, RRRed, or Loryn!!!

you whore

Degenerate · 08-19-2006, 02:03 AM

You are worth exactly $2,538,780. You can see a breakdown of how much money each category adds to your value along the left under "My statistics".

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 08-19-2006, 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TexasDreams

You are worth exactly $2,057,670

But I'm willing to sell myself for the bargain price of

to Vanilla DeVille, tASSy, NaughtyAllie, RRRed, or Loryn!!!

godisdead · 08-19-2006, 03:08 AM

I've once read a book where the devil starts a company where you can give the souls of annoying old relatives to him if you give him 1000$. You can then collect their pension. This just reminded me of that.

Malicious Biz · 08-19-2006, 03:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by humanforsale.com

You are worth exactly $19.95

Antonio · 08-19-2006, 05:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Statistically speaking, gay men make more monies than breeders.

Incorrect, many rich people turn gay coz they are bored with their lives and want to try something new - like taking a hard cock in the ass...

Jake · 08-19-2006, 08:56 AM

Interesting site!

Jaii · 08-19-2006, 09:00 AM

without even going to that site i can tell you about -$7300

IWantU_Jeff · 08-19-2006, 09:14 AM

1.9 here...

tASSy · 08-19-2006, 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TexasDreams

You are worth exactly $2,057,670

But I'm willing to sell myself for the bargain price of

to Vanilla DeVille, tASSy, NaughtyAllie, RRRed, or Loryn!!!

awww, sorry but it looks like i'm worth exactly $2,560,880. you can buy me TD! i'll cut you a deal, we can do it for an even $2.5M

FrankWhite · 08-19-2006, 11:04 AM

$1,601,000

VicD · 08-19-2006, 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XMaster

i like this one : "How often do you visit adult content (pornographic) websites:"

hehehehe never

eroticsexxx · 08-19-2006, 11:12 AM

You are worth exactly $2,949,670

sperbonzo · 08-19-2006, 11:15 AM

You are worth exactly $2,126,076

Hell no... That won't even get me to my F.U. money level. I guess I'm not sellin'

Stallion · 08-19-2006, 11:15 AM

You are worth exactly $1,692,226.

08-18-2006, 03:43 PM	#1
Mr.Right - Banned For Life I guarantee it Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 18,314	How Much are you worth http://www.humanforsale.com/ is this site for real or is it a joke

08-18-2006, 05:19 PM	#3
notabook Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Not a Library! Posts: 9,748	I'm worth $1.7 million pffft... Humans are only worth around $5 when broke down to their base elemental components. On the other hand, a 6 foot male, around 220 pounds is worth around 40 to 50 million dollars if every scrap of him could legally be sold from his skin and various fluids, bone marrow, organs, etc. A woman is slightly more valuable because of her eggs. __________________

08-18-2006, 05:25 PM	#4
MikeVega Porntrepreneur Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: New York Posts: 12,788	I am worth $2,294,174 on HumanForSale.com Gender: Male $200,000 Age: 30 $20,000 Ethnicity: White/Caucasian $130,000 Height: 5'9 $0 Weight: 200 lbs. $0 Body Type: Average $0 Hair Color: Brown $5,000 Eye Color: Green $5,000 Handed: Right $5,000 Body Hair: A Little Hairy $10,000 Shoe Size: 10 $1,000 Bald: No $15,000 20/20 Eyesight: Yes $5,000 Penis Size: 8 inches $15,000 Cavities: None $5,000 Athletic Ability: Average $35,000 Attractiveness: NA $100,000 IQ: 142 $240,537 SAT Score: 1100 $29,000 HS GPA: 2.9 $27,550 Education: Vocational Training $4,000 Bilingual: No $0 Income: NA $45,000 Profession: Marketing $0 Alcohol: Seldom $0 Smoker: No $15,000 Pot: No $10,000 Drugs: No $10,000 Exercise: Occasionally $5,000 Divorced: No $0 Comitted Felony: No $15,000 Watch Television: Occasionally $5,000 Sexuality: NA $25,000 Style: Above Average $45,000 Artistic: Excellent $65,000 Sense of Humor: Above Average $45,000 Addictive Personality: No $10,000 Give to Charity: Yes $25,000 Adult Content: Often $0 Gamble: Never $0 Multiplier x2 Total: $2,294,174 __________________ Mike Vega-ICQ:253868499-AIM:mikeydicevega Last edited by MikeVega; 08-18-2006 at 05:27 PM..

08-18-2006, 05:28 PM	#5
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08-18-2006, 05:29 PM	#6
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08-18-2006, 05:11 PM	#2
darnit Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Teh Interweb Posts: 2,439	It says I am worth $1,450,928

08-18-2006, 05:31 PM	#7
XMaster Poker Player Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 2,945	You are worth exactly $2,390,966 __________________ iStripper 50% revshare since 1998 You missed out on Bitcoin! Don't miss DOLZ.

08-18-2006, 05:32 PM	#8
BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	Hell no I'm not giving them all that infos. I wonder if I'm worth more or less cuz I'm gay homosexual. Statistically speaking, gay men make more monies than breeders.

08-18-2006, 05:35 PM	#9
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08-18-2006, 05:38 PM	#10
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08-18-2006, 05:40 PM	#11
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08-18-2006, 05:42 PM	#12
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08-18-2006, 05:47 PM	#13
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08-18-2006, 05:48 PM	#14
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08-18-2006, 08:24 PM	#15
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	Ahh I knew it was that site. __________________ [email protected]

08-18-2006, 08:31 PM	#16
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08-18-2006, 08:39 PM	#17
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08-18-2006, 08:40 PM	#18
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08-18-2006, 08:59 PM	#19
Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Tinseltown NL Posts: 16,502	looks like im worth more then all you bastards

08-18-2006, 09:05 PM	#20
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08-18-2006, 09:11 PM	#21
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08-18-2006, 09:19 PM	#22
Vite Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: PANAMA Posts: 278	I am worth $1,960,440 __________________

08-18-2006, 10:28 PM	#23
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08-18-2006, 11:07 PM	#24
TexasDreams former Miserable Admin :) Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Somewhere in Cali Posts: 4,700	You are worth exactly $2,057,670 But I'm willing to sell myself for the bargain price of to Vanilla DeVille, tASSy, NaughtyAllie, RRRed, or Loryn!!! __________________ ICQ: 168-914-369 >>> sysop [at] TexasDreams [dot] com

08-19-2006, 02:03 AM	#26
Degenerate Confirmed User Join Date: May 2006 Location: USA Posts: 1,294	You are worth exactly $2,538,780. You can see a breakdown of how much money each category adds to your value along the left under "My statistics". __________________ .

08-19-2006, 03:08 AM	#28
godisdead Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,213	I've once read a book where the devil starts a company where you can give the souls of annoying old relatives to him if you give him 1000$. You can then collect their pension. This just reminded me of that. __________________ $40 Flat Fee 70% Revshare YEAH THOSE ARE CRAZY PAYOUTS coming soon Crazy Payouts

08-19-2006, 08:56 AM	#31
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08-19-2006, 09:00 AM	#32
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08-19-2006, 09:14 AM	#33
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08-19-2006, 11:04 AM	#35
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08-19-2006, 11:12 AM	#37
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08-19-2006, 11:15 AM	#38
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08-19-2006, 11:15 AM	#39
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