How Much are you worth
 

http://www.humanforsale.com/

is this site for real or is it a joke :1orglaugh

It says I am worth $1,450,928 :glugglug

I'm worth $1.7 million pffft...

Humans are only worth around $5 when broke down to their base elemental components. On the other hand, a 6 foot male, around 220 pounds is worth around 40 to 50 million dollars if every scrap of him could legally be sold from his skin and various fluids, bone marrow, organs, etc. A woman is slightly more valuable because of her eggs.

I am worth $2,294,174 on HumanForSale.com

Gender: Male $200,000
Age: 30 $20,000
Ethnicity: White/Caucasian $130,000
Height: 5'9 $0
Weight: 200 lbs. $0
Body Type: Average $0
Hair Color: Brown $5,000
Eye Color: Green $5,000
Handed: Right $5,000
Body Hair: A Little Hairy $10,000
Shoe Size: 10 $1,000
Bald: No $15,000
20/20 Eyesight: Yes $5,000
Penis Size: 8 inches $15,000
Cavities: None $5,000
Athletic Ability: Average $35,000
Attractiveness: NA $100,000
IQ: 142 $240,537
SAT Score: 1100 $29,000
HS GPA: 2.9 $27,550
Education: Vocational Training $4,000
Bilingual: No $0
Income: NA $45,000
Profession: Marketing $0
Alcohol: Seldom $0
Smoker: No $15,000
Pot: No $10,000
Drugs: No $10,000
Exercise: Occasionally $5,000
Divorced: No $0
Comitted Felony: No $15,000
Watch Television: Occasionally $5,000
Sexuality: NA $25,000
Style: Above Average $45,000
Artistic: Excellent $65,000
Sense of Humor: Above Average $45,000
Addictive Personality: No $10,000
Give to Charity: Yes $25,000
Adult Content: Often $0
Gamble: Never $0
Multiplier x2
Total: $2,294,174

i like this one : "How often do you visit adult content (pornographic) websites:"

$1,546,736 which I'll take now in small bills plz

You are worth exactly $2,390,966 :pimp

interesting website lol

You are worth exactly $3,482,190.

You are worth exactly $2,161,512 - but that number goes up if I convert to Canadian dollars!

wow, im worth $1,511,018 :)

$1,634,270

apparently im worth $2,342,470, im pissed

Ahh I knew it was that site.

tooooo long

i can't do it, shoe size only goes to 16:(

"You are worth exactly $2,093,706."

Now is that dead or alive?

looks like im worth more then all you bastards :1orglaugh

Minus $2m to anyone who was stupid enough to enter their real email address.

that's quite an unusual site....

I am worth $1,960,440

$1,856,580.

Well, that is $1,856,329.63 more than I thought.

You are worth exactly $2,057,670

But I'm willing to sell myself for the bargain price of :2 cents: to Vanilla DeVille, tASSy, NaughtyAllie, RRRed, or Loryn!!! :Graucho

you whore :1orglaugh

You are worth exactly $2,538,780. You can see a breakdown of how much money each category adds to your value along the left under "My statistics".

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I've once read a book where the devil starts a company where you can give the souls of annoying old relatives to him if you give him 1000$. You can then collect their pension. This just reminded me of that.

:waaaaahh :waaaaahh

Incorrect, many rich people turn gay coz they are bored with their lives and want to try something new - like taking a hard cock in the ass...

Interesting site!

without even going to that site i can tell you about -$7300

1.9 here...

$1,601,000

hehehehe never

nearly 3 mil
 

You are worth exactly $2,949,670

You are worth exactly $2,126,076

Hell no... That won't even get me to my F.U. money level. I guess I'm not sellin'

You are worth exactly $1,692,226.