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SleazyDream · 08-17-2006, 10:16 PM

curious - what are the legal ways to kill another human being.

self defence in many areas

duress under SOME circumstances (yes some are legal)

any others?

RRRED · 08-17-2006, 10:17 PM

Accidentally dropping the hairdryer into the tub when they're taking a bath.. that one's worked for me twice!

GrouchyAdmin · 08-17-2006, 10:17 PM

Make their account access read only.

BoyAlley · 08-17-2006, 10:18 PM

Don't forget about the people that carry out capital punishment.

xanx · 08-17-2006, 10:18 PM

yes, in FLA if you fear for the life of ANOTHER person you can aswell, or in defense of any forceable felony which includes crimes such as carjacking and arson.

notabook · 08-17-2006, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by RRRED

Accidentally dropping the hairdryer into the tub when they're taking a bath.. that one's worked for me twice!

That won't work with hairdryers newer than around 91 or 92... now they don't do shit! I was so disappointed, had a whole tub full of cats and dropped one in, NOTHING. God damn technology

As for true legal ways to commit murder, the Tobacco companies, the Alcohol makers and Fast Food Industry take the cake.

Spunky · 08-17-2006, 10:23 PM

Poke holes in their brake lines or a wire to their gas tank

Alex · 08-17-2006, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Poke holes in their brake lines or a wire to their gas tank

Since when is that legal?

madawgz · 08-17-2006, 10:29 PM

accidents happen...

vvq · 08-17-2006, 10:33 PM

how about war.

BigBen · 08-17-2006, 10:33 PM

Joining the military and getting deployed to a conflict/war/etc.

scottybuzz · 08-17-2006, 11:23 PM

i watched this film called double jepordy once, thats gotta be somewhat legal

baddog · 08-17-2006, 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Poke holes in their brake lines or a wire to their gas tank

That is legal where you live?

Maxxx9000 · 08-17-2006, 11:37 PM

Death by sex. Have you ever heard of getting your brain fucked out..

Antonio · 08-17-2006, 11:54 PM

fuck them to death, as soosn as they see that he/she died with a smile on his/her face nobody will lay charges

donross · 08-18-2006, 01:42 AM

have him go into your house.. untie your dogs and make them bit him to death

AkiraSS · 08-18-2006, 01:45 AM

pray :-)

L-Pink · 08-18-2006, 01:46 AM

Hey Sleazy, this thread is boring me to death

John Hughes · 08-18-2006, 01:51 AM

Mention the guy's name in a GFY thread along with his photo. He will disappear with in a couple days to a few weeks. Then 6 months later you will be contacted by someone and you will pay them a large sum of cash. If you don't pay then you too will disappear shortly after.

Umm... Just a little light humor!

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-18-2006, 01:59 AM

become the president of the usa

Doctor Dre · 08-18-2006, 02:01 AM

Be this guy :

grumpy · 08-18-2006, 02:28 AM

war ?????

VicD · 08-18-2006, 02:36 AM

Why your asking?

Michaelious · 08-18-2006, 02:37 AM

What a pretty odd topic frankly.

Jman · 08-18-2006, 08:55 AM

Good thing I got a lock on my bedroom door ;-)

carol.prime · 08-18-2006, 09:02 AM

(1) When the general declares 'open fire'
(2) Euthanasia or when there's a necessity to put someone into sleep (medically dead, comatosed, etc.)
(3) When someone illegally breaks in to your premises

CheneyRumsfeld · 08-18-2006, 09:03 AM

declare them terrorists.
the rest is easy.

DaddyHalbucks · 08-18-2006, 09:10 AM

If they are an entrepreneur, cut off their financing or sue them.

Mr. Cool Ice · 08-18-2006, 09:27 AM

I know some guys that know some guys... can take care of shit like this.

08-17-2006, 10:16 PM	#1
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