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Jägermeister Test Pilot
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Tonight I asked my wife.....
I asked my wife if she wanted to have sex or if I should find something less productive to do. She choose to go to bed.
So I played two hours of Playstation and ate a block of cheese. No kidding. Have a great night.
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Everywhere You Wanna Be!
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So Fucking Banned
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what kind of cheese? how big of a block?
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Jägermeister Test Pilot
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Chedder Cheese really.
I went into the fridge to get a pepsi, saw the cheese, and decided I was hungry.
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So Fucking Banned
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So Fucking Banned
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so, not more than a half pound . . . . good, would hate to hear you were all clogged tomorrow |
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So Fucking Banned
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hope you weren't planning on having a shit anytime soon
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Viva la vulva!
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HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
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sorry bro, but yuor wife not wanting to have sex is the first sign of issues.. i would suggets men are from mars woman are from venus... my dad gave it to me and i read it and it all makes sense after that...
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Now you make me hungry... off to get some cheeze.
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cheese? please
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damn man thats not good at all
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Will trade SE hits for CJ hits
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sounds like your marriage is on the rocks... she's probably sucking some other guy's cock on the sly.
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what game did you play
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nothing beats swiss cheese
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hmmmmm cheese
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I just finished a nice big cheese sandwich. I might have to have another.
PS - cheddar
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i think your better off with the cheese ;)
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lol... strange.. hehe..
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Biker Gnome
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I wondered why he was smiling so much today, he had gas!
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Drunk and Unruly
Join Date: Jan 2002
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You have been married for quite some time. I thought married folks stopped having sex more than once a month after 5 years of marriage anyway.
Hey, don't you have a new solo model living in your basement for times like these? I have no pity for you mang.
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Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
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Take it from me, you need to be more romantic...
Next time give your wife a sexy look and a wink, then say something romantic like, "If you pour the wine, I'll cut the cheese." ADG Webmaster |
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Doin fine
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Just found out recently im lactose intolerant, so no cheese for me...
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isn't married life wonderful
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working on my tan
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I was just about to go knock off a piece ... but hey!
I'm going to get out the cheeze-wiz and play some pac-man! |
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Very nice!
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MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
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what game did you play?
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Bah! You should have ate pepperjack cheese, that's where the goodness is.
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