Tonight I asked my wife.....
 

I asked my wife if she wanted to have sex or if I should find something less productive to do. She choose to go to bed.

So I played two hours of Playstation and ate a block of cheese.

No kidding.

Have a great night.

What kind of cheese?

what kind of cheese? how big of a block?

Chedder Cheese really.

I went into the fridge to get a pepsi, saw the cheese, and decided I was hungry.

now that is weird

Should've gone for Munster - much better....

Great minds eh......

so, not more than a half pound . . . . good, would hate to hear you were all clogged tomorrow

That is what they say

hope you weren't planning on having a shit anytime soon :)

That's tomorrow's thread.

sorry bro, but yuor wife not wanting to have sex is the first sign of issues.. i would suggets men are from mars woman are from venus... my dad gave it to me and i read it and it all makes sense after that...

Now you make me hungry... off to get some cheeze.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

cheese? please

damn man thats not good at all

sounds like your marriage is on the rocks... she's probably sucking some other guy's cock on the sly.

what game did you play

nothing beats swiss cheese

hmmmmm cheese

I just finished a nice big cheese sandwich. I might have to have another.

PS - cheddar

i think your better off with the cheese ;)

lol cheese :)

lol... strange.. hehe..

I wondered why he was smiling so much today, he had gas!

You have been married for quite some time. I thought married folks stopped having sex more than once a month after 5 years of marriage anyway.

Hey, don't you have a new solo model living in your basement for times like these? I have no pity for you mang.

Take it from me, you need to be more romantic...

Next time give your wife a sexy look and a wink, then say something romantic like, "If you pour the wine, I'll cut the cheese."

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Just found out recently im lactose intolerant, so no cheese for me... :Oh crap Well at least not a big block of it. Sandwich is fine. :winkwink:

isn't married life wonderful:)

I was just about to go knock off a piece ... but hey!

I'm going to get out the cheeze-wiz and play some pac-man!

Very nice!

what game did you play?

Bah! You should have ate pepperjack cheese, that's where the goodness is.