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I need a beer
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I killed a man in self defence..and did no time
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I peed in a girls' butt one time.. no joke
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Deeply shallow
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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I have a strange social fobia and that is why i avoid going to shows and sometimes lookin fo ran excuse as to why i cant go last minute and i have blew 1000's in airline tickets/hotels/badge cost because i get all fucked int he head over it
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Seriously, you can hardly call them books; more like toilet paper with print.And, though the penis be small, it's Mister! |
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I have 4 degrees and speak 4 languages
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Deeply shallow
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I have a form of Tourettes known as Vocal Ticks. Only about 3 industry people have ever noticed it: Poppy, Eric and I can't recall the other.
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So Fucking Banned
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That sounds rough. More details?
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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my DVR is almost full and its all episodes of Match Game.
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I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.
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"..and which one of you had the prime rib?" - Waiter "frankly, I don't see how that's any of your business!" - Peter Griffin |
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MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
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Location: Tinseltown NL
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i told my dad i was gonna come visit him the day before he left for work (he was a trucker) and never showed up... he died of a massive heart attack 2 days after that and i cry daily because i showed him up and never got to say goodbye and tell him how great of a father he was to me
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Let's do some business!
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I don't really like talking about myself so I'm very bad with things like this unless a specific question is asked.
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On the night of March 31, when I was 11, I told my mother that I fucking hated her. She died the next morning.
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MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
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Location: You boys like Me-xi-cooo? Woooohoooo!
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I am a bionic man. I have a cochlear implant. I can plug an ipod and have it transmit directly to my aural nerve. Neat, eh?
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Let's do some business!
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Sorry for your loss. And odd how the birthdays come into play... my mother died on the morning of her birthday, she was 42.
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So Fucking Banned
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I'm a shooter by trade and an artist/writer in my off time . . my goal is to move to writing full time with art as my hobby and see even less people other than family and 'service' people that I routinely interact with now . . . I have great relationships with everyone in my life, all the venders I deal with know me by name, even at the grocery store the people that know me accept me as I am . . or simply put: those that mind, don't matter and those that don't mind, matter . . makes my life very simple, very eloquent. my life is filled with pussy, classical music, plants and cars . . . and GREAT COFFEE!! what more could a guy want? |
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I carry that with me to this day. With my girlfriend, I get really worked up if she leaves when we are in a fight. I tell her you never know what could happen. That said, it isn't always a healthy way to live. Life happens and judgement really isn't made from one final set of words. But you can't expect the one who lives to understand...I know I wouldn't; thus, I continue...
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Yes that IS me. Bitch.
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I was expelled from Jr High for cracking somebodies skull open like a fucking walnut.
There was this girl I had a crush on,, never really had the nerve or the balls to go up to her & talk to her... But, one day, I mustered up the courage to approach her & ask her out on a date,,, So, I started talking to her.. it was going good I think.. Til this fuckwad I hated, comes up, knocks the books out of my hand calling me a fucking fag & keeps fucking walking down the hall........ Anyway, the girl was laughing,, I was embarressed, but even more so I was fucking PISSED!! Well, I would have continued talking to her, but the damn fucking bell rang,,, I went to class............................... Later, after class, I was going up the stairs... they're those stairs that half way up, there's a landing, & you make a turn to keep going up til you get to the next floor...and there's a wall too.. & as I was going up, I see coming down that motherfucker & when I arrived at the landing, he was right there in front of me & I grabbed his face & with all the hate & strength inside me, I fucking smashed his fucking skull like a fucking melon.. SPLAT!!!! |
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So what happened to him? A bruise on his head?
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I dropped out of the Culinary Institute of America to join a startup (it failed).... But I make a mean mutherfuking tiramisu...
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If you don't mind me asking, do you drink a lot if you are caught up in a social setting? The two people that I have known like this always drank a ton when they were confronted with social situations due to anxiety...
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didn't. never got in any trouble for it either. odd, that.
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I have been in a Snickers and Nike commercial.
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Yes that IS me. Bitch.
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I played in an 80's hair band for two years for a living
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I used to have hair haha
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I think Dog the bounty hunter is hot
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I worked in a real life CSI type occupation for 5 years.
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wow, another killer here... sadly it has to do with death again...
i was talking to a friend and after leaving i watched him walk across the train tracks, and before we (a few friends with us) could get to him (he was wearing headphones) he was hit by a train and splattered all over the houses in the area |
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I'm a fantastic father.
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i am trying to remember something interesting and can't.
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sex is good
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I collect Hot Wheels Cars, and I buy some of the collector cars in order to set them free from their packages and then play with them.
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