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Old 08-15-2006, 08:45 PM   #51
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This is a really interesting thread idea Cory. I have learnt alot. As for myself I don't even know where to start or what to say. LOL

So much yet so little.....
I am sure you have something that people in the industry would never suspect of you.
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I have a strange social fobia and that is why i avoid going to shows and sometimes lookin fo ran excuse as to why i cant go last minute and i have blew 1000's in airline tickets/hotels/badge cost because i get all fucked int he head over it
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Old 08-15-2006, 08:49 PM   #55
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Well then madam, are the enemy. You are the creator of that which I hate second most of all, those paper monsters in which have taken so much innocence from humanity.
You must be a critic for The Dark Side! Seriously, you can hardly call them books; more like toilet paper with print.

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Old 08-15-2006, 08:51 PM   #57
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I have a strange social fobia and that is why i avoid going to shows and sometimes lookin fo ran excuse as to why i cant go last minute and i have blew 1000's in airline tickets/hotels/badge cost because i get all fucked int he head over it

I don't even fight that one anymore . . I just say 'no thank you' when I get asked anywhere
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I don't even fight that one anymore . . I just say 'no thank you' when I get asked anywhere
Are you and Chris serious?

That sounds rough. More details?
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i told my dad i was gonna come visit him the day before he left for work (he was a trucker) and never showed up... he died of a massive heart attack 2 days after that and i cry daily because i showed him up and never got to say goodbye and tell him how great of a father he was to me
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i told my dad i was gonna come visit him the day before he left for work (he was a trucker) and never showed up... he died of a massive heart attack 2 days after that and i cry daily because i showed him up and never got to say goodbye and tell him how great of a father he was to me
Ouch...sorry to hear that.
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On the night of March 31, when I was 11, I told my mother that I fucking hated her. She died the next morning.
Wow.........that is rough.
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i told my dad i was gonna come visit him the day before he left for work (he was a trucker) and never showed up... he died of a massive heart attack 2 days after that and i cry daily because i showed him up and never got to say goodbye and tell him how great of a father he was to me
That's very sad. I don't know either you or your dad, but I can say two things, since I am a dad : Dad's know when they're loved and no dad wants to see his kid upset.
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I am a bionic man. I have a cochlear implant. I can plug an ipod and have it transmit directly to my aural nerve. Neat, eh?
Are you serious? My mom was the first person to have 2 implants. How exactly does that work? She would be ecstatic if that worked for her, she can't really hear music unless its something she remembered from 10 years ago.
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You know what...I was there, believe me it hurts. But you have to remember that you loved him very much, and he loved you very much. I was caught up on the same thing for years, and I still haven't gotten over what I said. I don't think anyone who lost someone close to them can honestly say "we parted on good terms" you know?

Sorry for your loss.

And odd how the birthdays come into play... my mother died on the morning of her birthday, she was 42.
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That sounds rough. More details?
I don't socialize or very rarely and only with very small groups, 2-3 at most if possible, I'm not comfortable around large groups of people and being inner directed as they say . . I don't really need the interaction with groups to further my agendas . . don't watch TV, go to films, etc . .

I'm a shooter by trade and an artist/writer in my off time . . my goal is to move to writing full time with art as my hobby and see even less people other than family and 'service' people that I routinely interact with now . . .

I have great relationships with everyone in my life, all the venders I deal with know me by name, even at the grocery store however I would not go to another convention for any reason. went to the one here in Hollywood. that was enough to last me rest of my life . . I am very comfortable with the way I live . . and see no issues with it.

the people that know me accept me as I am . . or simply put: those that mind, don't matter and those that don't mind, matter . . makes my life very simple, very eloquent. my life is filled with pussy, classical music, plants and cars . . . and GREAT COFFEE!! what more could a guy want?
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You know what...I was there, believe me it hurts. But you have to remember that you loved him very much, and he loved you very much. I was caught up on the same thing for years, and I still haven't gotten over what I said. I don't think anyone who lost someone close to them can honestly say "we parted on good terms" you know?

Sorry for your loss.

And odd how the birthdays come into play... my mother died on the morning of her birthday, she was 42.
When I was young and my mom would get upset at us kids, she would basically lock us in the house until things calmed down. Her biggest fear was that she (or us) would leave and never see each other again, leaving one party in a world of regret.

I carry that with me to this day. With my girlfriend, I get really worked up if she leaves when we are in a fight. I tell her you never know what could happen.

That said, it isn't always a healthy way to live. Life happens and judgement really isn't made from one final set of words.

But you can't expect the one who lives to understand...I know I wouldn't; thus, I continue...
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Are you serious? My mom was the first person to have 2 implants. How exactly does that work? She would be ecstatic if that worked for her, she can't really hear music unless its something she remembered from 10 years ago.
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I was expelled from Jr High for cracking somebodies skull open like a fucking walnut.

There was this girl I had a crush on,, never really had the nerve or the balls to go up to her & talk to her...

But, one day, I mustered up the courage to approach her & ask her out on a date,,,

So, I started talking to her.. it was going good I think..

Til this fuckwad I hated, comes up, knocks the books out of my hand calling me a fucking fag & keeps fucking walking down the hall........

Anyway, the girl was laughing,, I was embarressed, but even more so I was fucking PISSED!!

Well, I would have continued talking to her, but the damn fucking bell rang,,,

I went to class...............................







Later, after class, I was going up the stairs... they're those stairs that half way up, there's a landing, & you make a turn to keep going up til you get to the next floor...and there's a wall too.. & as I was going up, I see coming down that motherfucker & when I arrived at the landing, he was right there in front of me & I grabbed his face & with all the hate & strength inside me, I fucking smashed his fucking skull like a fucking melon.. SPLAT!!!!
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So what happened to him? A bruise on his head?
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I don't socialize or very rarely and only with very small groups, 2-3 at most if possible, I'm not comfortable around large groups of people and being inner directed as they say . . I don't really need the interaction with groups to further my agendas . . don't watch TV, go to films, etc . .

I'm a shooter by trade and an artist/writer in my off time . . my goal is to move to writing full time with art as my hobby and see even less people other than family and 'service' people that I routinely interact with now . . .

I have great relationships with everyone in my life, all the venders I deal with know me by name, even at the grocery store however I would not go to another convention for any reason. went to the one here in Hollywood. that was enough to last me rest of my life . . I am very comfortable with the way I live . . and see no issues with it.

the people that know me accept me as I am . . or simply put: those that mind, don't matter and those that don't mind, matter . . makes my life very simple, very eloquent. my life is filled with pussy, classical music, plants and cars . . . and GREAT COFFEE!! what more could a guy want?
Pretty similar to my story really - Im bipolar though, so sometimes when Im up I have mad weeks of partying - and then nothing again for sometimes a year or more.
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I don't socialize or very rarely and only with very small groups, 2-3 at most if possible, I'm not comfortable around large groups of people and being inner directed as they say . . I don't really need the interaction with groups to further my agendas . . don't watch TV, go to films, etc . .

I'm a shooter by trade and an artist/writer in my off time . . my goal is to move to writing full time with art as my hobby and see even less people other than family and 'service' people that I routinely interact with now . . .

I have great relationships with everyone in my life, all the venders I deal with know me by name, even at the grocery store however I would not go to another convention for any reason. went to the one here in Hollywood. that was enough to last me rest of my life . . I am very comfortable with the way I live . . and see no issues with it.

the people that know me accept me as I am . . or simply put: those that mind, don't matter and those that don't mind, matter . . makes my life very simple, very eloquent. my life is filled with pussy, classical music, plants and cars . . . and GREAT COFFEE!! what more could a guy want?
I have known a couple of people who describe similar feelings.

If you don't mind me asking, do you drink a lot if you are caught up in a social setting? The two people that I have known like this always drank a ton when they were confronted with social situations due to anxiety...
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I was expelled from Jr High for cracking somebodies skull open like a fucking walnut.

There was this girl I had a crush on,, never really had the nerve or the balls to go up to her & talk to her...

But, one day, I mustered up the courage to approach her & ask her out on a date,,,

So, I started talking to her.. it was going good I think..

Til this fuckwad I hated, comes up, knocks the books out of my hand calling me a fucking fag & keeps fucking walking down the hall........

Anyway, the girl was laughing,, I was embarressed, but even more so I was fucking PISSED!!

Well, I would have continued talking to her, but the damn fucking bell rang,,,

I went to class...............................







Later, after class, I was going up the stairs... they're those stairs that half way up, there's a landing, & you make a turn to keep going up til you get to the next floor...and there's a wall too.. & as I was going up, I see coming down that motherfucker & when I arrived at the landing, he was right there in front of me & I grabbed his face & with all the hate & strength inside me, I fucking smashed his fucking skull like a fucking melon.. SPLAT!!!!
Did you get in trouble?
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I was expelled from Jr High for cracking somebodies skull open like a fucking walnut.

There was this girl I had a crush on,, never really had the nerve or the balls to go up to her & talk to her...

But, one day, I mustered up the courage to approach her & ask her out on a date,,,

So, I started talking to her.. it was going good I think..

Til this fuckwad I hated, comes up, knocks the books out of my hand calling me a fucking fag & keeps fucking walking down the hall........

Anyway, the girl was laughing,, I was embarressed, but even more so I was fucking PISSED!!

Well, I would have continued talking to her, but the damn fucking bell rang,,,

I went to class...............................







Later, after class, I was going up the stairs... they're those stairs that half way up, there's a landing, & you make a turn to keep going up til you get to the next floor...and there's a wall too.. & as I was going up, I see coming down that motherfucker & when I arrived at the landing, he was right there in front of me & I grabbed his face & with all the hate & strength inside me, I fucking smashed his fucking skull like a fucking melon.. SPLAT!!!!
Yep, in highschool this giant misfit had a crush on my girlfriend (captain of the cheerleaders) I politely kept him and his friends away from us but one day I blew my stack and chased him down after he spit at me or something. Dropped him with one punch in the parking lot. thought I killed him.
didn't.
never got in any trouble for it either. odd, that.
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So what happened to him? A bruise on his head?
His skull cracked fucking open.. I smashed the fucking thing.. I kept smashing it against the wall... what do you think fucking happened,, I got permanently expelled from the fucking school..
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Yep, in highschool this giant misfit had a crush on my boyfriend (captain of the football team) I politely kept him and his friends away from us but one day I blew my stack and chased him down after he spit at me or something. Dropped him with one punch in the parking lot. thought I killed him.
didn't.
never got in any trouble for it either. odd, that.
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So was this webmaster. Can you name him?

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So was this webmaster. Can you name him?

Can't put a finger on it... love to know.

The blonde is kinda hot with a Lita Ford thing going on

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Can't put a finger on it... love to know.

The blonde is kinda hot with a Lita Ford thing going on

I sent him the thread, lets see if he owns up to it.

He doesn't know I have that picture, he never knew any took any that night....
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