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AaronM · 10-13-2006, 10:45 PM

So many different things running through my mind tonight....

Stuart D is getting married tomorrow so tonight, his family and friends threw him the kind of bachelor party that you only see in the movies.

There are times when I really kick myself for not bringing a camera. Tonight was one of those times.

Here's a sample of what went down this evening.....

Stuart stumbles out to the balcony where he is presented with many varieties of temptation. As he begins to indulge, his stomach starts doing hoola-hoops around his asshole and he ends up tossing his cookies.

Now, this in itself is completely understandable when you consider that after all, it is his bachelor party. WTF did you expect?

The thing that puts it over the edge for me is that he puked onto the wooden plank deck of the balcony which was directly above the waiting line outside the front door.

Not good. Not fucken good at all.

BUT....It's just as funny as it is fucked up.

What a conundrum.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 10-13-2006, 10:49 PM

sounds like fun

congrats on tomorrow Stuart

AaronM · 10-13-2006, 10:59 PM

His bride is beyond pissed off. Soon to be Father in Law ratted him out.

I just played stupid (wasn't hard) and went to my room.

BV · 10-13-2006, 11:01 PM

So what exactly were the varieties of temptation?

After Shock Media · 10-13-2006, 11:01 PM

I thought fathers in law's as well as cameras were absolute no no's at such parties anyways?
Yeah I know you did not bring a camera.

poisson · 10-13-2006, 11:02 PM

Friday the 13?

My cousin is sleeping on the Futon next to me. He is hight and snore at Decibel high i never heard before.

AaronM · 10-13-2006, 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

I thought fathers in law's as well as cameras were absolute no no's at such parties anyways?
Yeah I know you did not bring a camera.

I thought so too.

Seems that we may both be wrong about that at this point.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 10-13-2006, 11:23 PM

Sounds like a classy affair...

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AaronM · 10-13-2006, 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Sounds like a classy affair...

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Classy Batchelor Parties.

That's a neat concept. Unrealistic but neat none the less.

Here's a stick.....

Go fetch.

martinsc · 10-13-2006, 11:35 PM

sounds like fun

congrats on tomorrow Stuart

AaronM · 10-14-2006, 12:47 PM

Ah...Here's a nice pic from last night. He puked on the balcony and it dripped through the cracks onto 3 guys who were standing outside.

Raven · 10-14-2006, 12:57 PM

What a story he has for his grandchildren.

Ya know? You two don't look sober.

At all.

Seems to be a VERY successful bachelor party.

Congrats, Stuart!!!

dissipate · 10-14-2006, 12:59 PM

That's just awesome, best of luck to Stuart

AaronM · 10-14-2006, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Raven

What a story he has for his grandchildren.

Ya know? You two don't look sober.

At all.

Seems to be a VERY successful bachelor party.

Congrats, Stuart!!!

What is this "sober" thing of which you speak?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 10-14-2006, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

Ah...Here's a nice pic from last night. He puked on the balcony and it dripped through the cracks onto 3 guys who were standing outside.

I've been to many a bachelor party, and even with many strippers and much alcohol, it's possible to keep it classy.

Some of the most memorable bachelor parties I have been to didn't involve debauchery at all, like going deep sea fishing, renting a go-kart track all night, kidnapping the groom to Vegas overnight, etc.

I guess getting someone drunk to the point of making them vomit, much less the groom to be, and then posing for a picture with the vomit at your feet, is your idea of fun, you wacky guy.

In that case, I'm glad you had a good time and got a laugh out of vomit dripping on people.

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BusterBunny · 10-14-2006, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM

Ah...Here's a nice pic from last night. He puked on the balcony and it dripped through the cracks onto 3 guys who were standing outside.

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 10-14-2006, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

Ah...Here's a nice pic from last night. He puked on the balcony and it dripped through the cracks onto 3 guys who were standing outside.

seeric · 10-14-2006, 04:14 PM

wow. i hate puking up liquor. it burns.

StuartD · 10-15-2006, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

wow. i hate puking up liquor. it burns.

It's just a waste of liquor to me... so I quickly downed that shot that was in my hand immediately after

MaddCaz · 10-15-2006, 01:22 PM

title it Da Sadness.....

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AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	I don't know what to title this thread. So many different things running through my mind tonight.... Stuart D is getting married tomorrow so tonight, his family and friends threw him the kind of bachelor party that you only see in the movies. There are times when I really kick myself for not bringing a camera. Tonight was one of those times. Here's a sample of what went down this evening..... Stuart stumbles out to the balcony where he is presented with many varieties of temptation. As he begins to indulge, his stomach starts doing hoola-hoops around his asshole and he ends up tossing his cookies. Now, this in itself is completely understandable when you consider that after all, it is his bachelor party. WTF did you expect? The thing that puts it over the edge for me is that he puked onto the wooden plank deck of the balcony which was directly above the waiting line outside the front door. Not good. Not fucken good at all. BUT....It's just as funny as it is fucked up. What a conundrum.

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AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	His bride is beyond pissed off. Soon to be Father in Law ratted him out. I just played stupid (wasn't hard) and went to my room.

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AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	Ah...Here's a nice pic from last night. He puked on the balcony and it dripped through the cracks onto 3 guys who were standing outside.

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Raven Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 6,874	What a story he has for his grandchildren. Ya know? You two don't look sober. At all. Seems to be a VERY successful bachelor party. Congrats, Stuart!!! __________________ Raven ~RETIRED~

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