So many different things running through my mind tonight....
Stuart D is getting married tomorrow so tonight, his family and friends threw him the kind of bachelor party that you only see in the movies.
There are times when I really kick myself for not bringing a camera. Tonight was one of those times.
Here's a sample of what went down this evening.....
Stuart stumbles out to the balcony where he is presented with many varieties of temptation. As he begins to indulge, his stomach starts doing hoola-hoops around his asshole and he ends up tossing his cookies.
Now, this in itself is completely understandable when you consider that after all, it is his bachelor party. WTF did you expect?
The thing that puts it over the edge for me is that he puked onto the wooden plank deck of the balcony which was directly above the waiting line outside the front door.
Not good. Not fucken good at all.
BUT....It's just as funny as it is fucked up.
What a conundrum.
