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fuzzylogic · 08-11-2006, 06:34 PM

Research Shows That a Certain Cat Parasite Affects Our Behavior and Mood

A report recently published in The Proceedings of the Royal Society "Biology" by a researcher suggest that a parasite spread by cats called toxoplasma gondii, may be responsible for changes in human personality and differences in culture.

It is claimed that women become more outgoing and warm, men less intelligent and boring, and both sexes less secure about themselves. Children may experience hyperactivity and lower IQs. Previous research on the parasite made similar discoveries.

"We have a parasite in our brain that is trying to get transmitted to a cat," he says. "This changes an individual's personality."

"So if enough personalities are changed in a given society, will the culture of that society also be changed?"

source: abcnews.go.com

Scott McD · 08-11-2006, 06:38 PM

What a croc of shit...

BoyAlley · 08-11-2006, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

What a croc of shit...

I concur.

Spunky · 08-11-2006, 06:45 PM

Pigshit..

Yngwie · 08-11-2006, 07:00 PM

LOL.. I've had cats all my life so I know that's bullshit

marketsmart · 08-11-2006, 07:07 PM

abcnews . go . com ......

fuzzylogic · 08-12-2006, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Yngwie

LOL.. I've had cats all my life so I know that's bullshit

the cats have to eat rats to get the parasite

it's also not likely in 1st world countries

BusterBunny · 08-12-2006, 02:03 PM

nota is gonna bust a nut when he see's this thread

Big_Red · 08-12-2006, 02:05 PM

the sky is falling the sky is falling. its kewl i didnt trust cats anyway.

godisdead · 08-12-2006, 02:45 PM

I have a dog. He keeps the cats away. No brain-eating parasites for me. Yeehah!

rowan · 08-12-2006, 04:03 PM

Just waiting for notabook to find this thread... I hope search works atm!!

Manowar · 08-12-2006, 04:10 PM

Cat POWER

notabook · 08-12-2006, 05:01 PM

?

Those mother fucking son of a bitch asshole rapists cats. Everything, and I mean everything is clear as day now. The cats have been planning this for not hundreds? but thousands of years. They have been slowly but surely manipulating every human being into doing their bidding. Who could like a cat? It?s a disgusting flea-ridden (and now paraise mind controlling-ridden) waste of protein. All cats should be destroyed mercilessly before their mind controlling effect is completely irreversible.

Think about your children, no, think about their children?s children. Do you really want another generation of kids completely enslaved to the feline menace? Do you really want them having to grow up, forced to pet their fur, forced to clean out their litter box day after day, week after week for the rest of their natural lives? We *must* stand up to felinity now, for as a species our very existence is at stake! Cats are manipulative, horrible beasts which want to rule our entire being (much like a Filipino). WE MUST STOP THEM NOW!

Do your part people, do what must be done to ensure the survival of us as a species. Be it rock, your hands, a gun or flame thrower? do what must be done. From the littlest kitten to the oldest of tabby, they must be purged from planet Earth once and for all. We have precious little time before their invasion begins; make best of what time we have and prepare yourselves for their coming. Take out as many as you can as fast as you can? it?s going to be one helluva war.

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fuzzylogic Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: buffalo, las vegas. icq: 285808879 Posts: 4,796	Study: Cats Spread Mind Control Parasite Research Shows That a Certain Cat Parasite Affects Our Behavior and Mood A report recently published in The Proceedings of the Royal Society "Biology" by a researcher suggest that a parasite spread by cats called toxoplasma gondii, may be responsible for changes in human personality and differences in culture. It is claimed that women become more outgoing and warm, men less intelligent and boring, and both sexes less secure about themselves. Children may experience hyperactivity and lower IQs. Previous research on the parasite made similar discoveries. "We have a parasite in our brain that is trying to get transmitted to a cat," he says. "This changes an individual's personality." "So if enough personalities are changed in a given society, will the culture of that society also be changed?" source: abcnews.go.com

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notabook Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Not a Library! Posts: 9,748	? Those mother fucking son of a bitch asshole rapists cats. Everything, and I mean everything is clear as day now. The cats have been planning this for not hundreds? but thousands of years. They have been slowly but surely manipulating every human being into doing their bidding. Who could like a cat? It?s a disgusting flea-ridden (and now paraise mind controlling-ridden) waste of protein. All cats should be destroyed mercilessly before their mind controlling effect is completely irreversible. Think about your children, no, think about their children?s children. Do you really want another generation of kids completely enslaved to the feline menace? Do you really want them having to grow up, forced to pet their fur, forced to clean out their litter box day after day, week after week for the rest of their natural lives? We must stand up to felinity now, for as a species our very existence is at stake! Cats are manipulative, horrible beasts which want to rule our entire being (much like a Filipino). WE MUST STOP THEM NOW! Do your part people, do what must be done to ensure the survival of us as a species. Be it rock, your hands, a gun or flame thrower? do what must be done. From the littlest kitten to the oldest of tabby, they must be purged from planet Earth once and for all. We have precious little time before their invasion begins; make best of what time we have and prepare yourselves for their coming. Take out as many as you can as fast as you can? it?s going to be one helluva war. __________________