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Old 08-12-2006, 05:01 PM  
notabook
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Those mother fucking son of a bitch asshole rapists cats. Everything, and I mean everything is clear as day now. The cats have been planning this for not hundreds? but thousands of years. They have been slowly but surely manipulating every human being into doing their bidding. Who could like a cat? It?s a disgusting flea-ridden (and now paraise mind controlling-ridden) waste of protein. All cats should be destroyed mercilessly before their mind controlling effect is completely irreversible.

Think about your children, no, think about their children?s children. Do you really want another generation of kids completely enslaved to the feline menace? Do you really want them having to grow up, forced to pet their fur, forced to clean out their litter box day after day, week after week for the rest of their natural lives? We *must* stand up to felinity now, for as a species our very existence is at stake! Cats are manipulative, horrible beasts which want to rule our entire being (much like a Filipino). WE MUST STOP THEM NOW!

Do your part people, do what must be done to ensure the survival of us as a species. Be it rock, your hands, a gun or flame thrower? do what must be done. From the littlest kitten to the oldest of tabby, they must be purged from planet Earth once and for all. We have precious little time before their invasion begins; make best of what time we have and prepare yourselves for their coming. Take out as many as you can as fast as you can? it?s going to be one helluva war.
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