Does Microsoft have a master password to access your computer against your will? - GoFuckYourself.com

czarina · 08-12-2006, 08:00 AM

This is just a theory. Don't go nuts on me, please.

Come to think about it, with all the problems that Microsoft has had with the US government (which all of the sudden were pretty much forgotten about) and Bush's administration obsession with finding out what people are talking about, it's stands to reason that no matter how secure you think your computer is and how protected you feel by your Windows password, Microsoft may have some kind of master password that will allow them to get into any computer running Windows.
Am I just being paranoid, or is it possible that such thing exists?

gangbangjoe · 08-12-2006, 08:08 AM

yes and you are lucky i know it:

BILLR0xx0rs

~Ray · 08-12-2006, 08:09 AM

the password is: "crawford"

headless ghost · 08-12-2006, 08:11 AM

you are shitting us right?
Windows has so many security holes no password is needed for anything ever.

scottybuzz · 08-12-2006, 08:12 AM

microsoft can look at your pc - but you can turn that "option" of.
theres probably another though

BoyAlley · 08-12-2006, 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

yes and you are lucky i know it:

BILLR0xx0rs

Klen · 08-12-2006, 08:14 AM

If you have good firewall they cant access your computer.But usualy they can access without problem beacuse they have backdoor,no password.

headless ghost · 08-12-2006, 08:14 AM

the part that I really do object to, is where they can see you through the monitor, its like a two way mirror.

shack · 08-12-2006, 08:15 AM

Fuck no, there are more nerds working agianst microsoft than there are for, no way in the hell they could get away with

gooddomains · 08-12-2006, 08:47 AM

yes, they do, each windows installations has a bill gates user account

StuartD · 08-12-2006, 08:49 AM

Yes, because you out of the millions of Windows users, YOU are the one that Bill Gates is going "man, I gotta find out what he knows. I could be rich!"

pornguy · 08-12-2006, 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD

Yes, because you out of the millions of Windows users, YOU are the one that Bill Gates is going "man, I gotta find out what he knows. I could be rich!"

rent the " B " Movie antitrust.

Then talk

CreamXtreme · 08-12-2006, 08:53 AM

As long as you are online most people can access your computer.

Even if you have some password protected directory or some other
way of protecting your files, there is always a chance that if someone
wanted to get info from you they could.

That file sharing is one of the key features of being connected to the
internet.

What they can access is well limited to what your mind can imagine.

Build a bigger wall and someone builds a bigger ladder. So if you got
something to hide, then maybe you shouldn't do it online or on your
computer.

Nick

BuggyG · 08-12-2006, 08:55 AM

but of course Microsoft can look at your pc
it's called Windows Update

OG LennyT · 08-12-2006, 08:58 AM

Bill Gates is reading your email right now

Worldnet · 08-12-2006, 09:31 AM

Ok! I admit it! I have the password, but don't blame me if your bank account is drained. I didn't do it!

SmokeyTheBear · 08-12-2006, 09:36 AM

its called the windows genuine advantage tool..

it records your ip hard drive serial numbers etc and reports them back to microcrap. ( among other things )

Daruma · 08-12-2006, 09:47 AM

if microsoft wanted to reformat every computer out there they could do it - they have access via windows todo pretty much anything

redfalcon · 08-12-2006, 11:16 AM

reminds me of this:

It's possible Microsoft may have something like a master password, but it doesn't stop hackers from attacking their system

bizzking · 08-12-2006, 11:19 AM

that would probably be pretty illegal

backdoors that hacker put in your pirate os, yeah

redfalcon · 08-12-2006, 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

its called the windows genuine advantage tool..

it records your ip hard drive serial numbers etc and reports them back to microcrap. ( among other things )

yeah, windows genuine advantage. they may eventually shut down the internet and declare 666 on everything

polle54 · 08-12-2006, 11:20 AM

LOL no they don't

and frankly who the fuck cares if they have

wielco · 08-12-2006, 11:21 AM

i thought it was simsalabim?

Marshal · 08-12-2006, 11:21 AM

"bgates1" is their default pass...

Farang · 08-12-2006, 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redfalcon

nice one

CreamXtreme · 08-12-2006, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bizzking

that would probably be pretty illegal

backdoors that hacker put in your pirate os, yeah

Don't worry though the U.S. government is right now deciding whether
or not to pass a law that will allow the FBI full access to all computers
in the world to stamp out crime. Then it will be legal for them to do.

Nick

czarina · 08-12-2006, 01:17 PM

I was just wondering if you guys thought that something like that would exist. For terrorism purposes and what not.
I was thinking about this morning and thought that it wouldn't be past the US government that do something like that.
Just a thought...

pussyluver · 08-12-2006, 01:55 PM

If you can gain physical access to the computer, for sure you can find away to see data on a hard drive. Yes there are ways to decipher passwords. There is a length where it becomes more difficult as I recall and some characters may impede the effort. If law enforcement wants to see what's on your PC, they will. Even with encryption. If you're really smart and write your own OS and cypher then maybe it would take them awhile. But what is worth that kind of effort?

godisdead · 08-12-2006, 02:48 PM

If you run Mozart's Ghost on your PC and the click on the pi symbol in the corner while pressing shift, ... well, you're in for a surprise. But be warned. They may steal your identity and call you Ruth Marx. Which would be especially weird for a guy.
However, this must be true, because I've seen it on TV.

TexasDreams · 08-12-2006, 03:08 PM

Bill Gates is always sneaking into my computer looking for the
latest RealityCash updates. He should just go ahead and sign
up as an affiliate, and make money with our hot porn!!!

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marketsmart · 08-12-2006, 03:31 PM

roflcopterz... on lollerskatezzzz.. on a brbcoasterzzzzzz...

firewall?..... lolzzzzzzzzz..... unless u set up properly and use a configurable firewalll, you are fucked.......

i use a dedicated box for web and web based email..... all other ports are shut down, minus a few others i use....

if i really wanted to be secure i would dump a firewall between my web box and my main pc and only allow selective port access....

but alas, i am too lazy.... so i take my beatings like everyone else....

MetaMan · 08-12-2006, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart

roflcopterz... on lollerskatezzzz.. on a brbcoasterzzzzzz...

this was the gayest part of a post i have ever read on GFy, i want to put you on ignore because i do not think anyone could be more annoying.

TheSwed · 08-12-2006, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

its called the windows genuine advantage tool..

it records your ip hard drive serial numbers etc and reports them back to microcrap. ( among other things )

Yes thats true..and I use RemoveWGA.exe on my computer..you never know what information this tool collect

fris · 08-12-2006, 04:48 PM

i wouldnt be suprised

Sveindt Beindt · 08-12-2006, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redfalcon

reminds me of this:

It's possible Microsoft may have something like a master password, but it doesn't stop hackers from attacking their system

08-12-2006, 08:00 AM	#1
czarina Webmaster Extraordinaire Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: A beautiful beach... Posts: 10,748	Does Microsoft have a master password to access your computer against your will? This is just a theory. Don't go nuts on me, please. Come to think about it, with all the problems that Microsoft has had with the US government (which all of the sudden were pretty much forgotten about) and Bush's administration obsession with finding out what people are talking about, it's stands to reason that no matter how secure you think your computer is and how protected you feel by your Windows password, Microsoft may have some kind of master password that will allow them to get into any computer running Windows. Am I just being paranoid, or is it possible that such thing exists?

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CreamXtreme Registered User Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 60	Anyone can access your computer As long as you are online most people can access your computer. Even if you have some password protected directory or some other way of protecting your files, there is always a chance that if someone wanted to get info from you they could. That file sharing is one of the key features of being connected to the internet. What they can access is well limited to what your mind can imagine. Build a bigger wall and someone builds a bigger ladder. So if you got something to hide, then maybe you shouldn't do it online or on your computer. Nick __________________ Big Money Bad Ass Live Babes - Make up to $300 per Sale Every Man's Better Side - Find Her! CreamXtreme Where The Best Submitters Are!

08-12-2006, 08:11 AM	#4
headless ghost Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 893	you are shitting us right? Windows has so many security holes no password is needed for anything ever.

08-12-2006, 08:14 AM	#7
Klen Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Little Vienna Posts: 32,235	If you have good firewall they cant access your computer.But usualy they can access without problem beacuse they have backdoor,no password.

08-12-2006, 08:15 AM	#9
shack Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Oz Posts: 539	Fuck no, there are more nerds working agianst microsoft than there are for, no way in the hell they could get away with

08-12-2006, 08:47 AM	#10
gooddomains Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Netherlands Posts: 10,127	yes, they do, each windows installations has a bill gates user account

08-12-2006, 08:49 AM	#11
StuartD Sofa King Band Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Outside the box Posts: 29,903	Yes, because you out of the millions of Windows users, YOU are the one that Bill Gates is going "man, I gotta find out what he knows. I could be rich!"

08-12-2006, 08:55 AM	#14
BuggyG Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Ottawa Posts: 4,179	but of course Microsoft can look at your pc it's called Windows Update

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08-12-2006, 09:31 AM	#16
Worldnet Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Atlanta Posts: 996	Ok! I admit it! I have the password, but don't blame me if your bank account is drained. I didn't do it!

08-12-2006, 09:36 AM	#17
SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	its called the windows genuine advantage tool.. it records your ip hard drive serial numbers etc and reports them back to microcrap. ( among other things ) __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

08-12-2006, 09:47 AM	#18
Daruma Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: PandaLand™ Posts: 3,494	if microsoft wanted to reformat every computer out there they could do it - they have access via windows todo pretty much anything __________________ RIP TD

08-12-2006, 11:16 AM	#19
redfalcon Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 164	reminds me of this: It's possible Microsoft may have something like a master password, but it doesn't stop hackers from attacking their system

08-12-2006, 11:19 AM	#20
bizzking Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 143	that would probably be pretty illegal backdoors that hacker put in your pirate os, yeah

08-12-2006, 11:20 AM	#22
polle54 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: The Beach Posts: 4,626	LOL no they don't and frankly who the fuck cares if they have __________________ ICQ# 143561781

08-12-2006, 11:21 AM	#23
wielco Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Netherlands Posts: 913	i thought it was simsalabim?

08-12-2006, 11:21 AM	#24
Marshal Biz Dev and SEO Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 15,181	"bgates1" is their default pass... __________________ --- Busy ranking websites on Google...

08-12-2006, 01:17 PM	#27
czarina Webmaster Extraordinaire Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: A beautiful beach... Posts: 10,748	I was just wondering if you guys thought that something like that would exist. For terrorism purposes and what not. I was thinking about this morning and thought that it wouldn't be past the US government that do something like that. Just a thought...

08-12-2006, 01:55 PM	#28
pussyluver Clueless OleMan Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: ICQ - 169903487 Posts: 11,009	If you can gain physical access to the computer, for sure you can find away to see data on a hard drive. Yes there are ways to decipher passwords. There is a length where it becomes more difficult as I recall and some characters may impede the effort. If law enforcement wants to see what's on your PC, they will. Even with encryption. If you're really smart and write your own OS and cypher then maybe it would take them awhile. But what is worth that kind of effort?

08-12-2006, 02:48 PM	#29
godisdead Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,213	If you run Mozart's Ghost on your PC and the click on the pi symbol in the corner while pressing shift, ... well, you're in for a surprise. But be warned. They may steal your identity and call you Ruth Marx. Which would be especially weird for a guy. However, this must be true, because I've seen it on TV. __________________ $40 Flat Fee 70% Revshare YEAH THOSE ARE CRAZY PAYOUTS coming soon Crazy Payouts

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08-12-2006, 04:48 PM	#34
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