Breaking News: New rules set for boarding aircraft - GoFuckYourself.com

RawAlex · 08-10-2006, 02:23 PM

In order to assure that all flights are safe, the following rules are now in effect:

No carry on luggage at all. What the heck are you bringing with you, anyway? You know the airlines never lose your luggage, and nobody ever breaks into your bags or steals anything, so quick crowding up the plane with your crap.

No clothes on boarding. An area will be provided for you to remove all of your clothes before flying, and convenient bags will be provided and labeled. You will be able to claim your clothes at the end of your flight. You will be allowed to retain your undergarments only!

Random cavity checks are in effect. SHow your boarding pass and bend over.

Have a nice flight.

bobby666 · 08-10-2006, 02:24 PM

allready seen her a dozen times, your new rules

wedouglas · 08-10-2006, 02:28 PM

Eh, I would rather they just did racial profiling

BJ · 08-10-2006, 02:34 PM

thank god I have my commercial pilots license. Just made a flight from chicago to nashville and back in under 5 hours. No lines no waiting

edgeprod · 08-10-2006, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by wedouglas

Eh, I would rather they just did racial profiling

scottybuzz · 08-10-2006, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wedouglas

Eh, I would rather they just did racial profiling

hate to agree with it, but i do

RawAlex · 08-10-2006, 02:50 PM

Why, you don't want the sweaty naked guy next to you?

Tdog · 08-10-2006, 02:51 PM

I just hope they dont take my laptop away. I need to do something while im stuck on that plane for that long.

BoyAlley · 08-10-2006, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wedouglas

Eh, I would rather they just did racial profiling

Penthouse Tony · 08-10-2006, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Tdog

I just hope they dont take my laptop away. I need to do something while im stuck on that plane for that long.

I wouldn't be surprised if they started making people power up laptops and cell phones just to prove that they are really those devices.

CheneyRumsfeld · 08-10-2006, 02:58 PM

no laptops, phones or ipods in carry on

GregE · 08-10-2006, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by wedouglas

Eh, I would rather they just did racial profiling

That's a controversial suggestion to say the least, but it is dead on.

Think about it, has even one suicide hijacking or human bomb incident been linked to a non "middle eastern" type?

I mean ever?

These are strange times we're living in and the usual polite and politically correct measures are not necessarily the most appropriate.

RawAlex · 08-10-2006, 04:36 PM

Greg, as soon as they use racial profiling, the bastards will find stupid white people to carry the bombs on board. Racial profiling creates an opening in other areas. Why do you think they check everyone inclusing little old ladies and 12 year old kids?

Sagi, leaving through Montreal airport, I know every time ihave to show that my laptop works as a laptop and that my cell phone actually powers up. They get really freaky when I also have a digital still camera, film camera, lenses, video camers, and whatnot... pretty much pisses them off.

jacked · 08-10-2006, 04:38 PM

you can't expect any less from the bush administration

studiocritic · 08-10-2006, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by GregE

That's a controversial suggestion to say the least, but it is dead on.

Think about it, has even one suicide hijacking or human bomb incident been linked to a non "middle eastern" type?

I mean ever?

These are strange times we're living in and the usual polite and politically correct measures are not necessarily the most appropriate.

One of the alleged guys just arrested in the UK had only converted to Islam very recently.. and he had a very western last name. I'm fairly certain he was white, no pics.

Scott McD · 08-10-2006, 05:33 PM

The last time i was going on a flight to America, one of the asshole check guys at the airport basically yelled at me to take me cap off. (which i was about to anyway)

I wonder if he would do the same to a towelhead ??

reynold · 08-10-2006, 06:17 PM

Why can't they just inject all passengers with narcotic before taking off?

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RawAlex So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In a house. Posts: 9,465	Breaking News: New rules set for boarding aircraft In order to assure that all flights are safe, the following rules are now in effect: No carry on luggage at all. What the heck are you bringing with you, anyway? You know the airlines never lose your luggage, and nobody ever breaks into your bags or steals anything, so quick crowding up the plane with your crap. No clothes on boarding. An area will be provided for you to remove all of your clothes before flying, and convenient bags will be provided and labeled. You will be able to claim your clothes at the end of your flight. You will be allowed to retain your undergarments only! Random cavity checks are in effect. SHow your boarding pass and bend over. Have a nice flight.

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RawAlex So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In a house. Posts: 9,465	Greg, as soon as they use racial profiling, the bastards will find stupid white people to carry the bombs on board. Racial profiling creates an opening in other areas. Why do you think they check everyone inclusing little old ladies and 12 year old kids? Sagi, leaving through Montreal airport, I know every time ihave to show that my laptop works as a laptop and that my cell phone actually powers up. They get really freaky when I also have a digital still camera, film camera, lenses, video camers, and whatnot... pretty much pisses them off.

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