RawAlex

In order to assure that all flights are safe, the following rules are now in effect:

No carry on luggage at all. What the heck are you bringing with you, anyway? You know the airlines never lose your luggage, and nobody ever breaks into your bags or steals anything, so quick crowding up the plane with your crap.

No clothes on boarding. An area will be provided for you to remove all of your clothes before flying, and convenient bags will be provided and labeled. You will be able to claim your clothes at the end of your flight. You will be allowed to retain your undergarments only!

Random cavity checks are in effect. SHow your boarding pass and bend over.

Have a nice flight.