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Ted · 06-13-2002, 06:32 PM

On my way home from volleyball last night I got pulled over for a random breath test. I'd just finished a beer and jumped in the car, wasnt five minutes since the amber fluid had passed my lips.

I was pretty confident I wouldnt be going over the 05 limit so breathed into the little machine.

The officer showed it to me as it did it's analasys
I just watched the numbers go up
01
02
05
06
08
09
10
12
15

I thought i was fuct and started telling the officer how I honestly only had the one beer. He asked me some questions about what I had to drink, how long ago it was, making me sweat a little.

Then he took his fucking thumb off the other zero
I was only .015

Pipecrew · 06-13-2002, 06:34 PM

By Law they arent allowed to test you if you have just had a drink within the last 10 minutes, if that is the case they are suppose to give you 20 minutes before they can get an accurate reading because there is too much in the breath or what not, i forget the full explanation

marty · 06-13-2002, 06:34 PM

They love doing that shit.

Dreamman010 · 06-13-2002, 06:37 PM

lol

probably scared the shit outta you.

Ted · 06-13-2002, 06:38 PM

I'm in AU so the laws are a little different.

After rational thought returned I realised even if that number had been the actual reading I would have had the option of another reading on a more accurate reader or a blood test.

raymo · 06-13-2002, 07:39 PM

Yeah the laws in Australia are different - you are legally allowed <b>fifteen</b> minutes before a test.

There's a good lesson in this: Don't drink and drive; Get stoned and drive!

G Sharp · 06-13-2002, 07:41 PM

According to a Romanian buddy of mine, the public drinking laws in Romania are very lenient. As long as you don't fall down on the floor drunk, the cops can't touch you. [note--this does not apply to drunk driving]

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
By Law they arent allowed to test you if you have just had a drink within the last 10 minutes, if that is the case they are suppose to give you 20 minutes before they can get an accurate reading because there is too much in the breath or what not, i forget the full explanation

hahmike · 06-13-2002, 07:42 PM

get drunk and stoned as fuck... then hop behind the wheel of an SUV and head for the freeway with a bunch of tgp owners as passengers.

SunTzu · 06-13-2002, 07:51 PM

Nah, in LA we just keep drivin' till the shit wears off. All the time flipping the news copter off. Makes for good video on court day

kmanrox · 06-13-2002, 07:58 PM

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Originally posted by SunTzu
Nah, in LA we just keep drivin' till the shit wears off. All the time flipping the news copter off. Makes for good video on court day

that is chapter 4 in that ' The Art of War ' book you wrote, huh?

TDF · 06-13-2002, 08:00 PM

LA is the home of freeway chases.its at least one a week...the thought has personally crossed my mind to do soemthing so stupid and be on TV...maybe i would carry a sign with my websites on em..my MOM would be so proud

06-13-2002, 08:16 PM

Never mind, I have a hard time reading sometimes.

Brown Bear · 06-13-2002, 08:25 PM

beemk · 06-13-2002, 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
By Law they arent allowed to test you if you have just had a drink within the last 10 minutes, if that is the case they are suppose to give you 20 minutes before they can get an accurate reading because there is too much in the breath or what not, i forget the full explanation

ill have to remember that one, next time i get pulled over i'm going to take out a beer and start drinking it and tell him "haha you cant test me for another 20 minutes"

Nurgle · 06-13-2002, 10:56 PM

In AU always take the blood test if your over... you have nothing to lose, and a good chance to get off, as those readers aren't all that accurate

Nurgle

Kimmykim · 06-14-2002, 09:48 AM

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Originally posted by beemk

ill have to remember that one, next time i get pulled over i'm going to take out a beer and start drinking it and tell him "haha you cant test me for another 20 minutes"

Yeah it will probably take him about that long to write up the ticket for an open container violation...

foe · 06-14-2002, 09:55 AM

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Originally posted by toodamnfli
LA is the home of freeway chases.its at least one a week...the thought has personally crossed my mind to do soemthing so stupid and be on TV...maybe i would carry a sign with my websites on em..my MOM would be so proud

wow imagine that nationwide advertising for a month in jail

hmm may be worth it.

eRock · 06-14-2002, 09:57 AM

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Originally posted by hahmike
get drunk and stoned as fuck... then hop behind the wheel of an SUV and head for the freeway with a bunch of tgp owners as passengers.

Tell us how you REALLY feel about TGP owners...

06-13-2002, 06:32 PM	#1
Ted Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 830	Drink Driving On my way home from volleyball last night I got pulled over for a random breath test. I'd just finished a beer and jumped in the car, wasnt five minutes since the amber fluid had passed my lips. I was pretty confident I wouldnt be going over the 05 limit so breathed into the little machine. The officer showed it to me as it did it's analasys I just watched the numbers go up 01 02 05 06 08 09 10 12 15 I thought i was fuct and started telling the officer how I honestly only had the one beer. He asked me some questions about what I had to drink, how long ago it was, making me sweat a little. Then he took his fucking thumb off the other zero I was only .015

06-13-2002, 06:37 PM	#4
Dreamman010 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Toronto, ON, Canada Posts: 1,081	lol probably scared the shit outta you. __________________ <a href="http://www2.famoushost.com/home.php" target="_blank"><b><FONT COLOR="FFFF00">www.FamousHost.com</font></b></a><br>Free Hosting With No Headers, Real FTP, <u>Get listed on the biggest TGP's with us!</u>

06-13-2002, 06:38 PM	#5
Ted Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 830	I'm in AU so the laws are a little different. After rational thought returned I realised even if that number had been the actual reading I would have had the option of another reading on a more accurate reader or a blood test. Last edited by Ted; 06-13-2002 at 06:39 PM..

06-13-2002, 07:39 PM	#6
raymo Registered User Join Date: May 2002 Location: AU Posts: 96	Yeah the laws in Australia are different - you are legally allowed <b>fifteen</b> minutes before a test. There's a good lesson in this: Don't drink and drive; Get stoned and drive! __________________ <br>my weeds have sprouted

06-13-2002, 08:00 PM	#11
TDF Triple OG nigga on GFY Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: in the BP4L family compound Posts: 27,296	LA is the home of freeway chases.its at least one a week...the thought has personally crossed my mind to do soemthing so stupid and be on TV...maybe i would carry a sign with my websites on em..my MOM would be so proud __________________ Sig heil

06-13-2002, 06:34 PM	#2
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	By Law they arent allowed to test you if you have just had a drink within the last 10 minutes, if that is the case they are suppose to give you 20 minutes before they can get an accurate reading because there is too much in the breath or what not, i forget the full explanation

06-13-2002, 06:34 PM	#3
marty Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,656	They love doing that shit.

06-13-2002, 07:42 PM	#8
hahmike So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 2,488	get drunk and stoned as fuck... then hop behind the wheel of an SUV and head for the freeway with a bunch of tgp owners as passengers.

06-13-2002, 07:51 PM	#9
SunTzu Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: the box Posts: 456	Nah, in LA we just keep drivin' till the shit wears off. All the time flipping the news copter off. Makes for good video on court day

06-13-2002, 08:16 PM	#12
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	Never mind, I have a hard time reading sometimes. Last edited by evildick; 06-13-2002 at 08:18 PM..

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06-13-2002, 10:56 PM	#15
Nurgle Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Land of OZ Posts: 2,337	In AU always take the blood test if your over... you have nothing to lose, and a good chance to get off, as those readers aren't all that accurate Nurgle