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Israelies are bloody murderers...
A young man was walking the streets of Paris. Suddenly he saw a
rottweiler attacking a young girl. He jumped on the dog, struggled with him and strangled it. Both he and the girl escaped with minor scratches. Immediately excited journalists surrounded him and said: What is your name? All Paris will hear of you, and the headlines will be: "A Parisian hero saved a little girl from a savage dog". Said the man: I am not Parisian. The jurnalists: O.K, so all France will hear of you and the headlines will be :"A French hero saved a little girl from a savage dog". The man: But I am not French. Journalists: OK, so all Europe will hear of you and the headlines will read: "A European hero saved a little girl from a savage dog". The man: But I am not from Europe. Journalists: So where are you from? The man: I am from Israel. Journalists: OK, so all the world will hear of you and the headline in all tomorrow's papers will read: "Israeli killed a little girl's dog." |
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and then the racist woke up from his dream
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lets be realistic , that wouldn't happen... it hasn't , and doesn't..
I think we all know every journalist has an agenda.. there are plenty of slanted journalists for both sides. if your trying to say israel is "more" picked on than "france" in the media , we must be watching different media ![]()
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france?
oh no, majority of the world is fucked up, and that includes your liberal ass ;) |
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A loud laugh for that PLAIN joke--nothing else.
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Smokey,
argue this: "If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it's still a foolish thing." - Bertrand Russell |
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fucking brilliant
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if she got three wishes. "Nope, sorry," the genie said. "Three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So, what'll it be?" The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and the Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony." The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, please be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years. I'm good, but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please, be reasonable." The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, is great in bed and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That is what I wish for -- a good man." The genie sighed heavily and said, "Let me see the freaking map again." |
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If only 1 person considers what the fifty million said foolish who is the fool - smokeythebear 2006 ------------------- heh i like this game.. more more
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P.S. majority is always wrong.
80% of USA taxpayers show loss in the stock market at any given year... majority belived the world was flat.... majority of GFYers never seen the $100,000 check with their name on it. I can go on and on 'til the peace reigns in Middle East. |
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im being serious here , who decides what foolish is ? for bertrand to have assumed what the 50 million people were doing was foolish he would have to have some foundation to base that on wouldnt he.. if everyone on earth didnt eat dirt and one guy did , he might think the same way as bertrand right ? does that make him right ?
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In one way its totally wrong because who judges whats wrong ? wouldn't you use the majority to judge, and the majority of people arent going to vote that the majority of them are wrong.. if you had 10 people they picked a color to paint the room 6 people pick red 4 people pick green the 4 people are going to use bertrands quote to justify why they were voted wrong by the majority and 6 of them will use mine ![]()
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Smokey go push your terrorist agenda elsewhere.
Let us enjoy a joke every now and then. And yea, they were pretty funny. ![]()
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and who do you think you are saying i have a terrorist agenda , your fucked in the head buddy , dont ever ever try that shit on me. you want to play your hate with the anti-semites thats fine , but i'm warning you fuck off with your hate, seriously, i dont hate you i dont hate jews, how more clear can i make it .. if thats a terrorist agenda you have some problems.. wanna make me out to be an anti-semite when i have pointed out my position to you numerous times then we have some serious problems
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Smokey, send me $27 via paypal and I'll certify you that you are not antisemite. For additional $300 I can arrange your circumsicions ;) |
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You've posted more than 15 threads calling Jews and Israelies murders for defending thier home country. Why? You would rather see terrorist scum continue thier attacks on civilian cities in Israel. If that is not anti-semite i dont know what is.
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Its clear when you make threads such as
Hezbollah fighters kill 9 Israeli troops When hezbollah does they, they are fighters who killed troops. But when Israel retaliates they are Quote:
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instead of putting words in my mouth why not just ask me ? because you know that wouldnt be the answer i would give thats why but you feel better thinking thats what i would say.. if you asked me " is israel murderers for defending themselves ? " i would say no..
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I've seen misguided remarks by Smokey, but I haven't seen antisemitic remarks by him. (...and I even haven't got $27 yet) |
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I mean its clear that you paint one side [i wonder which] as the worser side when in reality and it has been poitned out to you many times, that IDF are attacking Hezbollah military targets while Hezbollah attacks Israeli civilian cities.
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Alright maybe anti-semitic is a bit too far, but i still dont see how you can call Israelies murderers.
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I am not the moron calling them towelheads or anything. I call them what they are, the group Hezbollah which is a terroist organization. Now please show me where you have ever called the actions of Hezbollah as murder? Maybe i missed it, prove me wrong.
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he would cry about arab children killed in Nazareth in the first days of the war by Hezbollah katuyshas. But he doesn't cry or post about children if they were Israeli children, even if they are arabs, thus he is of anti Israel spiecies. |
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I dont see why the Israeli people dont have the right to defend themselves, and why he gets so fired up over the topic.
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Maybe its cause its home for me.
I have immediate family and friends in Hiafa and all over Israel who every day risk being bombed by terrorist scum. Cousins in the IDF who risk thier lives to protect innocent citizens. And then comes Smokey calling these same IDF soldiers, murderers. And holding a grudge agaisnt them for trying to defend thier country.
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He is fired up because he enjoys intelligent conversations with me and knows that I'd be there. He knows that I wouldn't call him misguided moron and let Bertran Russel do all the talking instead ;) Why he hates Israel? I don't have a clue. Maybe he has inferiority complex, majority of haters do. |
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But anyone with half a brain can also see and realize that Hezballah scum (not fighters liek you call them) are hiding out in civilian locations. They are useing apartments, daycares, and large cities as Military Bases. And by part it is the fault of the Lebanese for letting them do it.
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http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=637932 you just are like alex and only pay ettention to one side.. alex used this thread title above to prove i was an anti-semite because the title says hezbollah kills troops , what he forgot to do was read the thread and see me condemn hezbollah for it.. seriously you guys need to stop crutching. i support israel's rights, i dont support this action , , purely from a numbers game it wont work israel will run out of people far before iran and lebanon
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as a Jew, you are aware that some people do not like us, never did, and never will. I pray for you, my friends in Haifa, Tel-Aviv, Jerusalem and wish Israelk crushes Hezbollah so strong that it would take incentive out of the Syria and Iran. |
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fuck me! Yes, I pay attention to one side - American side (I am an American citizen by choice, you know). Smokey, are you faulting me for being pro-American american citizen? |
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Here is the situation. Hezbollah forces are using civilian sites to not only store weapons in, but to fire them from. You support defending thier country. How would you go by, to immediatley disarm Hezbollah? Israel is attempting to evvacute the cities and them destroy (bomb) the weapons. For this you call them murderers. But yet you offer no other solution.
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