Originally Posted by Winetalk

A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The amazed woman asked
if she got three wishes.


"Nope, sorry," the genie said. "Three-wish genies are a storybook
myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So, what'll it be?"


The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle
East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each
other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and the Americans and
vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony."


The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, please be reasonable.
These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of
shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years. I'm good, but
not
THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and
please,
be reasonable."


The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to
find the right man. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to
cook and help with the house cleaning, is great in bed and gets along
with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful.
That is what I wish for -- a good man."


The genie sighed heavily and said, "Let me see the freaking map
again."