Top 10 Signs Work Has Turned You Into a Computer Nerd... - GoFuckYourself.com

BlueWire · 08-14-2006, 10:29 AM

I run a few internet businesses. I do pretty well for myself as many of us do. It all sounds pretty glamorous

But really we're all just a bunch of computer nerds

...And thus I give you my top 10 list

Top 10 Signs Work Has Turned You Into a Computer Nerd

10) Your sperm count has significantly dropped from the heat of your laptop on your crotch

9) You have your ICQ # on your business cards

8) You own the "dot com" of your name

7) You bought a Treo 650 because the Blackberry is a "toy"

6) You ditched your standard phone line for Skype

5) When you say, "I got dual 22's" you're not talking about your rims anymore...you're talking about your LCD's

4) You emulate IM smilies in handwritten birthday cards

3) You've caught yourself saying LOL or BRB in casual verbal conversation

2) You go out in public in sweat pants and a tshirt... but your MySpace page is as cool as they come

1) You have a cartoon of yourself from Bluewire Studio

10 for 10

I'm here all week...good night everybody!

Mr. Romance · 08-14-2006, 10:31 AM

I love BlueWire..they made me right

Mr. Romance

StuartD · 08-14-2006, 10:31 AM

I'm 0/10.

What's with that!??!

BlueWire · 08-14-2006, 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD

I'm 0/10.

What's with that!??!

Get wit the progam Stuart

StuartD · 08-14-2006, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by BlueWire

Get wit the progam Stuart

I usually score pretty high for these "you've been on a computer too long" lists

J. Falcon · 08-14-2006, 10:40 AM

Some are pretty funny.

born4porn · 08-14-2006, 10:41 AM

I am off the scale!

JD · 08-14-2006, 10:43 AM

3/10 here

tony286 · 08-14-2006, 10:46 AM

i scored high and I already have a cartoon of myself.

BlueWire · 08-14-2006, 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404

i scored high and I already have a cartoon of myself.

Oh, i forgot to mention...Having a toon of yourself is worth extra bonus points

Sosa · 08-14-2006, 10:57 AM

Lol, I got a few of those.

E$_manager · 08-14-2006, 11:03 AM

nice post. True mostly.

scottybuzz · 08-14-2006, 12:44 PM

hahahaha great thread

BluewireAngie · 08-14-2006, 12:56 PM

5/5 here... and oh extra points for the toons

Mr. Soul · 08-14-2006, 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueWire

9) You have your ICQ # on your business cards

8) You own the "dot com" of your name

5) When you say, "I got dual 22's" you're not talking about your rims anymore...you're talking about your LCD's

4) You emulate IM smilies in handwritten birthday cards

3) You've caught yourself saying LOL or BRB in casual verbal conversation

gulp.... what if you're batting 500?

triumph · 08-14-2006, 01:15 PM

thanks for some great laughs!!!!!

I love it.

madawgz · 08-14-2006, 01:31 PM

4/10 here

Vitasoy · 08-14-2006, 01:32 PM

Guess I'm not a computer nerd :p

FuqALot · 08-14-2006, 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BluewireAngie

5/5 here... and oh extra points for the toons

This is you?

Damnit, all this time im talking to some dudes at bluewire.

ItBurnsWhenIpee · 08-14-2006, 01:40 PM

2/10 here... unless you count the fact that I own my first+last name.com and also my first+middle name.com.... maybe I should get an extra point.

bknoob · 08-14-2006, 01:44 PM

0/10 , nooo I am not a nerd!

BlueWire · 08-14-2006, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FuqALot

This is you?

Damnit, all this time im talking to some dudes at bluewire.

We needed a little female touch at Bluewire

StickyGreen · 08-14-2006, 04:58 PM

0/10...guess i'm not a nerd...

BlueWire · 08-14-2006, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Soul

gulp.... what if you're batting 500?

Well, its like baseball so you're a hall of fame geek

I Like Chocolate · 08-14-2006, 04:58 PM

11. You start random threads on boards like GFY, promoting yourself and/or your services

Monique Niccole · 08-14-2006, 04:59 PM

4 out of 10 and 5 out of 10 if you submit the word "ovaries" for "sperm" in this one:

Your sperm count has significantly dropped from the heat of your laptop on your crotch

BlueWire · 08-14-2006, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SexualRB

11. You start random threads on boards like GFY, promoting yourself and/or your services

I guess that would make me the Uber-Nerd

free4porn · 08-14-2006, 05:02 PM

lol funny thread!

Bdiddy · 08-14-2006, 05:03 PM

I need to have my sperm count checked now...thanks Mike

Fizzgig · 08-14-2006, 05:07 PM

I score 8 out of 10. Is that bad?

Farang · 08-14-2006, 05:10 PM

I got some of these, lol

woj · 08-14-2006, 05:30 PM

nice list

nico-t · 08-14-2006, 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueWire

2) You go out in public in sweat pants and a tshirt

............

dRI-X · 08-14-2006, 06:39 PM

hahaha,mike enumerated it very well....

reynold · 08-14-2006, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fizzgig

I score 8 out of 10. Is that bad?

Lovely caricature there.

msan · 08-14-2006, 09:24 PM

0/10 Wow!! I'm not a nerd! LOLZ!

Spunky · 08-14-2006, 09:26 PM

I can relate to the lol and the sweatpants and t-shirt thing

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-14-2006, 09:34 PM

0/10 you fucking nerds

nAtuRaLbEautY · 08-14-2006, 10:17 PM

nice thread, man! gave me a few chuckles..

scotty2hotty1111 · 08-14-2006, 10:19 PM

almost caused a accident because of treo

BlueWire · 08-15-2006, 01:56 AM

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Originally Posted by scotty2hotty1111

almost caused a accident because of treo

Thats funny you say that. I actually crashed my car going 45 into a PARKED CAR about 4 months ago because I was icqing one of my employees while driving down a street

That was fun to deal with

Live and learn

u-Bob · 08-15-2006, 02:54 AM

1/10

SmutGiant · 08-15-2006, 03:02 AM

how much do you guys charge for a cartoon?

BaldBishop · 08-15-2006, 03:40 AM

2/10 here

BlueWire · 08-15-2006, 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmutGiant

how much do you guys charge for a cartoon?

They are all custom quoted...people have ordered 200 dollar toons...people have ordered 2,000 dollar toons

Hit me up and we can discuss your exact project

08-14-2006, 10:29 AM	#1
BlueWire Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 4,628	Top 10 Signs Work Has Turned You Into a Computer Nerd... I run a few internet businesses. I do pretty well for myself as many of us do. It all sounds pretty glamorous But really we're all just a bunch of computer nerds ...And thus I give you my top 10 list *Top 10 Signs Work Has Turned You Into a Computer Nerd* 10) Your sperm count has significantly dropped from the heat of your laptop on your crotch 9) You have your ICQ # on your business cards 8) You own the "dot com" of your name 7) You bought a Treo 650 because the Blackberry is a "toy" 6) You ditched your standard phone line for Skype 5) When you say, "I got dual 22's" you're not talking about your rims anymore...you're talking about your LCD's 4) You emulate IM smilies in handwritten birthday cards 3) You've caught yourself saying LOL or BRB in casual verbal conversation 2) You go out in public in sweat pants and a tshirt... but your MySpace page is as cool as they come 1) You have a cartoon of yourself from Bluewire Studio 10 for 10 I'm here all week...good night everybody!

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tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	i scored high and I already have a cartoon of myself.

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08-14-2006, 01:32 PM	#18
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	Guess I'm not a computer nerd :p __________________ [email protected]

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ItBurnsWhenIpee Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The Beach, SoCal Posts: 1,288	2/10 here... unless you count the fact that I own my first+last name.com and also my first+middle name.com.... maybe I should get an extra point.

08-14-2006, 01:44 PM	#21
bknoob Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,610	0/10 , nooo I am not a nerd!

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Monique Niccole Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: San Francisco Posts: 5,653	4 out of 10 and 5 out of 10 if you submit the word "ovaries" for "sperm" in this one: Your sperm count has significantly dropped from the heat of your laptop on your crotch

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