Top 10 Signs Work Has Turned You Into a Computer Nerd...
 

I run a few internet businesses. I do pretty well for myself as many of us do. It all sounds pretty glamorous :thumbsup

But really we're all just a bunch of computer nerds :Oh crap

...And thus I give you my top 10 list :thumbsup

Top 10 Signs Work Has Turned You Into a Computer Nerd

10) Your sperm count has significantly dropped from the heat of your laptop on your crotch

9) You have your ICQ # on your business cards

8) You own the "dot com" of your name

7) You bought a Treo 650 because the Blackberry is a "toy"

6) You ditched your standard phone line for Skype

5) When you say, "I got dual 22's" you're not talking about your rims anymore...you're talking about your LCD's

4) You emulate IM smilies in handwritten birthday cards

3) You've caught yourself saying LOL or BRB in casual verbal conversation

2) You go out in public in sweat pants and a tshirt... but your MySpace page is as cool as they come

1) You have a cartoon of yourself from Bluewire Studio :thumbsup


10 for 10 :Oh crap

I'm here all week...good night everybody!:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I love BlueWire..they made me right

Mr. Romance

I'm 0/10.

What's with that!??!

Get wit the progam Stuart :thumbsup

I usually score pretty high for these "you've been on a computer too long" lists :(

Some are pretty funny.

I am off the scale! :1orglaugh

3/10 here

i scored high and I already have a cartoon of myself.
http://www.tony404.com/images/sblogo.jpg

Oh, i forgot to mention...Having a toon of yourself is worth extra bonus points:thumbsup

Lol, I got a few of those.

nice post. True mostly.

hahahaha great thread

http://www.adfrontier.com/bert2/blue...gie_toon01.jpg



5/5 here... and oh extra points for the toons:1orglaugh

gulp.... what if you're batting 500?

thanks for some great laughs!!!!!

I love it.

4/10 here :1orglaugh

Guess I'm not a computer nerd :p

This is you?

Damnit, all this time im talking to some dudes at bluewire.

2/10 here... unless you count the fact that I own my first+last name.com and also my first+middle name.com.... maybe I should get an extra point.

0/10 , nooo I am not a nerd!

We needed a little female touch at Bluewire :winkwink:

0/10...guess i'm not a nerd...

Well, its like baseball so you're a hall of fame geek :upsidedow

11. You start random threads on boards like GFY, promoting yourself and/or your services :)

4 out of 10 and 5 out of 10 if you submit the word "ovaries" for "sperm" in this one:

Your sperm count has significantly dropped from the heat of your laptop on your crotch

I guess that would make me the Uber-Nerd

lol funny thread!

I need to have my sperm count checked now...thanks Mike :Oh crap :helpme

I score 8 out of 10. Is that bad?
http://pissyourself.com/pics/toon_fizz.jpg

I got some of these, lol :1orglaugh

nice list :thumbsup

:uhoh

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hahaha,mike enumerated it very well....

Lovely caricature there. :thumbsup

0/10 Wow!! I'm not a nerd! LOLZ!

I can relate to the lol and the sweatpants and t-shirt thing :)

0/10 you fucking nerds

nice thread, man! gave me a few chuckles.. :thumbsup

almost caused a accident because of treo

Thats funny you say that. I actually crashed my car going 45 into a PARKED CAR about 4 months ago because I was icqing one of my employees while driving down a street

That was fun to deal with :thumbsup :disgust

Live and learn

1/10 :)

how much do you guys charge for a cartoon?

2/10 here

They are all custom quoted...people have ordered 200 dollar toons...people have ordered 2,000 dollar toons


Hit me up and we can discuss your exact project