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Old 08-06-2006, 03:37 PM   #1
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I've decided to get my dick tatooed like a £50 note, cos
1. I like to watch my money grow
2. I like to play with my money
3. and when my missus wants to go and blow £50, she's more than welcome.

Always a pleasure never a chore
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Old 08-06-2006, 03:39 PM   #2
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i thought we would see a tatoo pic on your dick ? cuz yer joke isn't that funny
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Old 08-06-2006, 03:40 PM   #3
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the coolest i saw was a dude with jesus on his dick, so when girls screamed oh god it would be true haha
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Old 08-06-2006, 03:43 PM   #4
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IMO the humor would never outweigh the pain of getting your dick tattooed
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Old 08-06-2006, 03:44 PM   #5
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and then when 50 pounds are devalued and you can only buy coffee with them what?

you'll get your dick lasered to remove the tattoo?! :D
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Old 08-06-2006, 03:46 PM   #6
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Hehehhe! Nice!!!
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Old 08-06-2006, 03:46 PM   #7
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guees i'll have to leave room for an extra 0 huh jig
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Old 08-06-2006, 04:22 PM   #8
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This thread needs pics more that any other thread - ever.
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Old 08-06-2006, 04:24 PM   #9
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thread is useless. till pics arrive ;-)
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Old 08-06-2006, 07:01 PM   #10
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Bump for GFY's first ever dick makeover!
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Old 08-06-2006, 07:03 PM   #11
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i wanna see meaty dick tattoos :-)
pics!!!
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Old 08-06-2006, 07:03 PM   #12
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Old 08-06-2006, 08:27 PM   #13
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Countdown until the "Welcome to Jamaica" joke...
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Old 08-06-2006, 10:06 PM   #14
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Countdown until the "Welcome to Jamaica" joke...
not jamaica...
it's
welcome to New York City and have a great day
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Old 08-06-2006, 10:12 PM   #15
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British humor... it's just so.. clever... and not funny to anyone outside of Europe. =(
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Old 08-07-2006, 03:50 PM   #16
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I guess ur right Notabook, and most of the time sound better with a few beers inside ya
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Old 08-07-2006, 03:52 PM   #17
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This thread is useless without pics of penis..........
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Old 08-07-2006, 04:33 PM   #18
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Just wait until you put your 50 pounds into a change machine...
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Old 08-07-2006, 06:19 PM   #19
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I can think of better ways to get attentiion.
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Old 08-07-2006, 06:36 PM   #20
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British humor... it's just so.. clever... and not funny to anyone outside of Europe. =(
First time I heard the joke it was a $100 bill...
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Old 08-07-2006, 07:24 PM   #21
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First time I heard the joke it was a $100 bill...
Thats because you live in the Caribbean.
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Old 08-07-2006, 08:41 PM   #22
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you are crazy.
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Old 08-07-2006, 08:43 PM   #23
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thread is useless. till pics arrive ;-)
i agree...thread is useless without pics!!!
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Old 08-07-2006, 08:46 PM   #24
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Nice I've heard those lines before.
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Old 08-07-2006, 10:16 PM   #25
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Old 08-08-2006, 10:05 AM   #27
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I heard this one on the radio today here in the UK, police officer walking down the street notices 2 guys sitting on the pavement one chewing on a battery, the other chewing on a firework.... he charged the one and let the other off ...... We have a major problem here in the UK
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now that would fucking hurt

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Old 08-08-2006, 10:54 AM   #29
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Did you ak your cock if he wants to get tatooed?

Be sure to ask him if he wants to.
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