£50 Dick Tatoo
 

I've decided to get my dick tatooed like a £50 note, cos
1. I like to watch my money grow
2. I like to play with my money
3. and when my missus wants to go and blow £50, she's more than welcome.

Always a pleasure never a chore :winkwink:

i thought we would see a tatoo pic on your dick ? cuz yer joke isn't that funny

the coolest i saw was a dude with jesus on his dick, so when girls screamed oh god it would be true haha

IMO the humor would never outweigh the pain of getting your dick tattooed

and then when 50 pounds are devalued and you can only buy coffee with them what?

you'll get your dick lasered to remove the tattoo?! :D

Hehehhe! Nice!!!

guees i'll have to leave room for an extra 0 huh jig :)

This thread needs pics more that any other thread - ever.

thread is useless. till pics arrive ;-)

Bump for GFY's first ever dick makeover!

i wanna see meaty dick tattoos :-)
pics!!!

Bored again?

Countdown until the "Welcome to Jamaica" joke...

not jamaica...
it's
welcome to New York City and have a great day

British humor... it's just so.. clever... and not funny to anyone outside of Europe. =(

I guess ur right Notabook, and most of the time sound better with a few beers inside ya :)

Just wait until you put your 50 pounds into a change machine...

I can think of better ways to get attentiion. :1orglaugh

First time I heard the joke it was a $100 bill...

Thats because you live in the Caribbean.

you are crazy.

i agree...thread is useless without pics!!!

Nice I've heard those lines before.

Classic!

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I heard this one on the radio today here in the UK, police officer walking down the street notices 2 guys sitting on the pavement one chewing on a battery, the other chewing on a firework.... he charged the one and let the other off ...... We have a major problem here in the UK :Oh crap

now that would fucking hurt :1orglaugh

can i test your phone sex lines? :winkwink:

Did you ak your cock if he wants to get tatooed?

Be sure to ask him if he wants to.