Top 5 Reasons Why I Love XXXJay - GoFuckYourself.com

Elle Sommers · 07-31-2006, 08:31 PM

5. His nice and neat facial hair.

4. His unique style.

3. His uncanny ability to make me feel like I am talking to a pedophile.

2. His excessive use of dirty language.

And the NUMBER ONE REASON WHY I LOVE XXXJAY IS....

...drumroll please...

1. His deep-set brown EYE.

XOXO,

Elle

Dwreck · 07-31-2006, 08:41 PM

Pornwolf · 07-31-2006, 08:44 PM

Hahahahaha

EdgeXXX · 07-31-2006, 08:47 PM

I must have missed something...

RF_Erick · 07-31-2006, 08:49 PM

Jay can break with the best of em!

Elle Sommers · 07-31-2006, 08:51 PM

This is just a top 5, there are many other things about xxxjay I love. He has many, many redeeming qualities.

Kimo · 07-31-2006, 08:51 PM

hell yeah mothertruckers!

xclusive · 07-31-2006, 08:51 PM

Jay is an interesting guy that's for sure

Elle Sommers · 07-31-2006, 08:56 PM

JFK and StevePP should get this one..

xxxjay · 07-31-2006, 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elle Sommers

5. His nice and neat facial hair.

4. His unique style.

3. His uncanny ability to make me feel like I am talking to a pedophile.

2. His excessive use of dirty language.

And the NUMBER ONE REASON WHY I LOVE XXXJAY IS....

...drumroll please...

1. His deep-set brown EYE.

XOXO,

Elle

Uhoh?I think somebody has a crush?haha. Let me add a few you might have missed:

1. Smooth olivey completion.
2. Obvious intellect.
3. Even more obvious talent.
4. Perfect facial features.
5. Roman put nose.
6. Perfect smile.
7. Chiseled features.
8. Adonis-like physique.

And #9?

Drumroll?

More suspense?

9. My deep-set brown eyes.

And wait?

There?s more?

10. Oh yeah, I?m modest too.

PS: I?m rich beeaatch!!!

Doctor Dre · 07-31-2006, 09:20 PM

You forgot about his rockstar blog about doing drugs and fucking pornstars ;)

CaptainHowdy · 07-31-2006, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

You forgot about his rockstar blog about doing drugs and fucking pornstars ;)

My kind of lifestyle

!!

Elle Sommers · 07-31-2006, 09:24 PM

Well I didn't want to GUSH about you or anything dear, so I limited myself to top 5. And deep-set brown EYE is better than the deep-set brown EYES.

psili · 07-31-2006, 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

You forgot about his rockstar blog about doing drugs and fucking pornstars ;)

Is that a + or - ?

V_RocKs · 07-31-2006, 09:29 PM

I'd hit it, 2x's!

Elle Sommers · 07-31-2006, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by psili

Is that a + or - ?

I'm curious as well...

Doctor Dre · 07-31-2006, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by psili

Is that a + or - ?

That depends for who ... lol

He made me laugh quite a few times, I wasn't dissing him ;) Not my kind of lifestyle... and no, if I could do it, I wouldn't.

xxxjay · 07-31-2006, 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

You forgot about his rockstar blog about doing drugs and fucking pornstars ;)

Don't hate a player. Hate the game.

Elle Sommers · 07-31-2006, 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

That depends for who ... lol

He made me laugh quite a few times, I wasn't dissing him ;) Not my kind of lifestyle... and no, if I could do it, I wouldn't.

I'm a firm believer in hugs, not drugs. And there are only CERTAIN pornstars I'd fuck.

xxxjay · 07-31-2006, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by psili

Is that a + or - ?

I think honesty is always a +.

People can say what they want about me, but you will never find anyone in this biz that I've fucked over. I'm honest even when it pays not to be.

xxxjay · 07-31-2006, 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elle Sommers

And there are only CERTAIN pornstars I'd fuck.

Male, female or both?

Elle Sommers · 07-31-2006, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by xxxjay

Male, female or both?

Depends on who is doing the asking!

xxxjay · 07-31-2006, 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elle Sommers

Depends on who is doing the asking!

Flip-flopper!

Elle Sommers · 07-31-2006, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by xxxjay

Flip-flopper!

I prefer to just call myself "greedy".

xxxjay · 07-31-2006, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Elle Sommers

I prefer to just call myself "greedy".

More spin.

xxxjay · 07-31-2006, 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elle Sommers

Depends on who is doing the asking!

If it was a matter of life and death:

Would you bang Ron Jeremy?

Elle Sommers · 07-31-2006, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by xxxjay

If it was a matter of life and death:

Would you bang Ron Jeremy?

No.

xxxjay · 07-31-2006, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Elle Sommers

No.

That was the correct answer.

It's your life...live it how you wanna, but beastiality is just wrong.

Who could have sex with a hedgehog?

Elle Sommers · 08-01-2006, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by xxxjay

That was the correct answer.

It's your life...live it how you wanna, but beastiality is just wrong.

Who could have sex with a hedgehog?

Hahha yeah, he's kind of gross.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-01-2006, 03:24 PM

to many pictures of XXXJay and not enough of Elle...

K R I S T E N · 08-01-2006, 03:49 PM

I happen to fancy Jay myself ... an innocent crush!

Shortbread · 08-01-2006, 03:53 PM

You are going to get Jay a lot of referral pussy with this thread

slapass · 08-01-2006, 04:33 PM

There are not many people who I would trade lives with ... Jay is the man.

xxxjay · 08-01-2006, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by LOL :D

to many pictures of XXXJay and not enough of Elle...

I agree.

xxxjay · 08-01-2006, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by XBizKristen

I happen to fancy Jay myself ... an innocent crush!

Holy holey!

xxxjay · 08-01-2006, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shortbread

You are going to get Jay a lot of referral pussy with this thread

Sweet. Now I've even got them using my terms.

Shortbread · 08-01-2006, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by xxxjay

Sweet. Now I've even got them using my terms.

Hell yeah

Hooligan · 08-01-2006, 07:23 PM

#6 - A nice collection of STDs he have accumulated over time, from fucking Thai / Brazilian hoes.

xxxjay · 08-01-2006, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Hooligan

#6 - A nice collection of STDs he have accumulated over time, from fucking Thai / Brazilian hoes.

Total hater...see, they have these things called condoms...they protect you from all that bad stuff...you should try them some time.

Mohawk Steve · 08-02-2006, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Elle Sommers

JFK and StevePP should get this one..

One of my most memorable cab rides to date.

Elle Sommers · 08-04-2006, 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay

Total hater...see, they have these things called condoms...they protect you from all that bad stuff...you should try them some time.

Whats your favorite flavor?

Elle Sommers · 08-04-2006, 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve PP

One of my most memorable cab rides to date.

One of mine too!!! I think I was just so pissed still I just kind of hopped in.. even though I didn't really know Jay or JFK very well. (Okay, at all but still.)

AdultInsider Cloner · 08-04-2006, 05:56 PM

takes notes for later referrence

RyuLion · 08-04-2006, 06:03 PM

lol, funny..

psili · 08-04-2006, 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay

I think honesty is always a +.

People can say what they want about me, but you will never find anyone in this biz that I've fucked over. I'm honest even when it pays not to be.

Never met ya man or know anyone who has. And only from posts you make, I try to believe you do what you do and do it well. Again, from the posts you make, and your blog, I think you also walk the razor's edge - sounds fun but sometimes could get very wicked (horrid). With that, I must say OCCash has treated my trickle of shitty traffic very, very well, and I appreciate that.

So thanks man.

Elle Sommers · 08-05-2006, 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by psili

Never met ya man or know anyone who has. And only from posts you make, I try to believe you do what you do and do it well. Again, from the posts you make, and your blog, I think you also walk the razor's edge - sounds fun but sometimes could get very wicked (horrid). With that, I must say OCCash has treated my trickle of shitty traffic very, very well, and I appreciate that.

So thanks man.

This brought a little tear to my eye!

DaddyHalbucks · 08-05-2006, 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by psili

Never met ya man or know anyone who has. And only from posts you make, I try to believe you do what you do and do it well. Again, from the posts you make, and your blog, I think you also walk the razor's edge - sounds fun but sometimes could get very wicked (horrid). With that, I must say OCCash has treated my trickle of shitty traffic very, very well, and I appreciate that.

So thanks man.

I second that.

OC Cash does well with my traffic too.

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