Top 5 Reasons Why I Love XXXJay
 

5. His nice and neat facial hair.


4. His unique style.


3. His uncanny ability to make me feel like I am talking to a pedophile.


2. His excessive use of dirty language.



And the NUMBER ONE REASON WHY I LOVE XXXJAY IS....








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1. His deep-set brown EYE.

XOXO,

Elle

Hahahahaha

I must have missed something...

Jay can break with the best of em!

This is just a top 5, there are many other things about xxxjay I love. He has many, many redeeming qualities.

hell yeah mothertruckers!

Jay is an interesting guy that's for sure

JFK and StevePP should get this one..

Uhoh?I think somebody has a crush?haha. Let me add a few you might have missed:

1. Smooth olivey completion.
2. Obvious intellect.
3. Even more obvious talent.
4. Perfect facial features.
5. Roman put nose.
6. Perfect smile.
7. Chiseled features.
8. Adonis-like physique.

And #9?















Drumroll?








More suspense?





9. My deep-set brown eyes.




And wait?









There?s more?













10. Oh yeah, I?m modest too.




PS: I?m rich beeaatch!!!

You forgot about his rockstar blog about doing drugs and fucking pornstars ;)

My kind of lifestyle :pimp :Oh crap !!

Well I didn't want to GUSH about you or anything dear, so I limited myself to top 5. And deep-set brown EYE is better than the deep-set brown EYES.

Is that a + or - ?

I'd hit it, 2x's!

I'm curious as well...

That depends for who ... lol

He made me laugh quite a few times, I wasn't dissing him ;) Not my kind of lifestyle... and no, if I could do it, I wouldn't.

Don't hate a player. Hate the game.

I'm a firm believer in hugs, not drugs. And there are only CERTAIN pornstars I'd fuck.

I think honesty is always a +.

People can say what they want about me, but you will never find anyone in this biz that I've fucked over. I'm honest even when it pays not to be.

Male, female or both?

Depends on who is doing the asking!

Flip-flopper!

I prefer to just call myself "greedy".

More spin.

If it was a matter of life and death:

Would you bang Ron Jeremy?

No. :Oh crap

That was the correct answer. :)

It's your life...live it how you wanna, but beastiality is just wrong. :1orglaugh

Who could have sex with a hedgehog?

Hahha yeah, he's kind of gross. :Oh crap

to many pictures of XXXJay and not enough of Elle... :Oh crap

I happen to fancy Jay myself ... an innocent crush!

You are going to get Jay a lot of referral pussy with this thread:winkwink:

There are not many people who I would trade lives with ... Jay is the man.

:thumbsup

I agree.

Holy holey!

Sweet. Now I've even got them using my terms. :)

Hell yeah:winkwink:

#6 - A nice collection of STDs he have accumulated over time, from fucking Thai / Brazilian hoes.

Total hater...see, they have these things called condoms...they protect you from all that bad stuff...you should try them some time.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh One of my most memorable cab rides to date.

Whats your favorite flavor?

One of mine too!!! I think I was just so pissed still I just kind of hopped in.. even though I didn't really know Jay or JFK very well. (Okay, at all but still.)

takes notes for later referrence

lol, funny..

Never met ya man or know anyone who has. And only from posts you make, I try to believe you do what you do and do it well. Again, from the posts you make, and your blog, I think you also walk the razor's edge - sounds fun but sometimes could get very wicked (horrid). With that, I must say OCCash has treated my trickle of shitty traffic very, very well, and I appreciate that.

So thanks man. :)

This brought a little tear to my eye! :)

I second that.

OC Cash does well with my traffic too.