|
|
|
|
||||
|
Welcome to the GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum forums. You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today! If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us. |
 |
|
|||||||
| Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
|
|
Thread Tools |
08-03-2006, 05:35 PM
|
#1 |
|
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Glasgow, Scotland
Posts: 67,795
|
I Wish I Could Have Recorded That Last Call To My Cell Phone
It's 1:30am here, and i just got a call from my girlfriend for the last 25mins, in a panic because of a MOTH in her house, and she can't get to the toilet because it's on the toilet door.
 She still hasn't killed it, but i've hung up on her because i'm too tired and she's being a dumbass...
__________________
 I Buy My High Quality Traffic Here, You Should Too!  |
|
|
|
08-03-2006, 05:37 PM
|
#2 |
|
BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: I live in a pile of boogers
Posts: 11,913
|
.jpg) |
|
|
|
|
08-03-2006, 05:41 PM
|
#3 |
|
Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
Industry Role:
Join Date: Dec 2003
Posts: 7,567
|
lmfao.. my ex gf called me once, the squirrels were chewing through a closent door, the place we rented, "poor back than" was full of them, she was sitting near the door with a broom and hitting them as they were chewing the bottom of the door, they were trying to get it badly.. wish I had a picture of them all sitting on the fence in the backyard after i got them all out.
|
|
|
|
|
08-03-2006, 05:46 PM
|
#4 | |
|
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Glasgow, Scotland
Posts: 67,795
|
Quote:
__________________
I Buy My High Quality Traffic Here, You Should Too! |
|
|
|
|
|
08-03-2006, 06:02 PM
|
#5 |
|
Show Yer Tits!
Industry Role:
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Somewhere Out there...
Posts: 25,792
|
I can just imagine...
__________________
Scammer Alert: acer19 acer [email protected] [email protected] Money stolen using PayPal
|
|
|
|
|
08-03-2006, 06:03 PM
|
#6 |
|
I need a beer
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠
Posts: 133,949
|
It's O.K ..I just killed it..now we are going to bed
__________________
|
|
|
|
|
08-03-2006, 06:03 PM
|
#7 |
|
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: New York ICQ#348007554
Posts: 4,212
|
ha ha ha...been there. Usually a spider. very funny though.
|
|
|
|
|
08-03-2006, 06:38 PM
|
#8 | |
|
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Global Traveler
Posts: 51,271
|
Quote:
So, did you get a nice sleep while someone at the other part of the world just pissed on her pants?  |
|
|
|
|
|
08-03-2006, 07:39 PM
|
#9 | |
|
Confirmed User
Join Date: May 2005
Location: behind you
Posts: 7,402
|
Quote:
i kinda understand her...like me im afraid of insects but too wimpy to kill it
__________________
 Proadultoutsourcing.com ~ version 2.0 OFFSHORE SOLUTIONS PROVIDER SINCE 2003 ACCOUNT EXECUTIVE  264-580-554 |
|
|
|
|
|
08-03-2006, 07:59 PM
|
#10 |
|
GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 58,202
|
I can somewhat relate.. I hate moths, they scare the crap out of me
|
|
|
|
|
08-03-2006, 08:03 PM
|
#11 | |
|
Choice is an Illusion
Industry Role:
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Land of Obama
Posts: 42,635
|
Quote:
 |
|
|
|
|
|
08-03-2006, 08:07 PM
|
#12 |
|
Confirmed User
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Seattle & Manila
Posts: 2,456
|
I was kickin it with my friend one time who's scared of moths...deathly afraid...so I clutched this moth on the wall and threw it at him. It fluttered near his face and he fell backwards down a flight of stairs.
 Luckily he was ok.
__________________
"..and which one of you had the prime rib?" - Waiter "frankly, I don't see how that's any of your business!" - Peter Griffin |
|
|
|
|
08-03-2006, 10:29 PM
|
#13 |
|
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: pink adult dreams
Posts: 13,557
|
are you sure she is not stoned?
|
|
|
|
|
08-03-2006, 11:22 PM
|
#14 |
|
Let slip the dogs of war.
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Bermuda
Posts: 17,263
|
She'd hate Costa Rica. We have moths here that are literally the size of birds. I'm talking 8 or 10 inch plus wing spans. When they fly in to things it makes a loud annoying noise.
What's even funnier is watching my three rottweilers chase them around the house. Eventually they fly low enough and one of the dogs gets them by jumping.
__________________
. |
|
|
|
|
08-03-2006, 11:29 PM
|
#15 |
|
Confirmed User
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Panama
Posts: 523
|
i'm sure you would complain if she calls someone else!
__________________
Web Design, Programming and much more! Complete Mobile Solutions 199-428-702 |
|
|
|
|
08-04-2006, 02:10 AM
|
#16 | |
|
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Glasgow, Scotland
Posts: 67,795
|
Quote:
__________________
I Buy My High Quality Traffic Here, You Should Too! |
|
|
|
|
|
08-04-2006, 02:12 AM
|
#17 |
|
Too lazy to set a custom title
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: 127.0.0.1
Posts: 27,047
|
__________________
Make Money
|
|
|
|
|
08-04-2006, 02:13 AM
|
#18 |
|
Confirmed User
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Not a Library!
Posts: 9,748
|
I'm afraid of dolphins, they are the moths of the ocean.
__________________
 |
|
|
|
|
08-04-2006, 02:23 AM
|
#19 | |
|
Ik ben een aap
Industry Role:
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Traffic Force Towers, Canada!
Posts: 18,874
|
Quote:
|
|
|
|
|
|
08-04-2006, 02:25 AM
|
#20 | |
|
Ik ben een aap
Industry Role:
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Traffic Force Towers, Canada!
Posts: 18,874
|
Quote:
 |
|
|
|
|
|
08-04-2006, 02:29 AM
|
#21 | |
|
Confirmed User
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: In A Free Country
Posts: 372
|
Quote:
--- hahahahaha,i wonder how she sounds while freaking.....
__________________
 ICQ:327383017 |
|
|
|
|
|
08-04-2006, 02:30 AM
|
#22 | |
|
Confirmed User
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Not a Library!
Posts: 9,748
|
Quote:
 me ;( Nothing is scarier than those sons a bitches... they are always smiling... you know they are plotting something huge, something that will be devastating to the human race. They are going to kill us all, don't get too close to those barbaric seafucks!I mean sure, I'd fuck a female dolphin because of their super prehensile vaginas, but sooner or later the dolphins are going to start Phase 1 of their ingenious, albeit devious plan for world domination.
__________________
|
|
|
|
|
|
08-04-2006, 02:38 AM
|
#23 | |
|
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Glasgow, Scotland
Posts: 67,795
|
Quote:
When i asked "did you get it?" She kept saying "no it didn't move"
__________________
I Buy My High Quality Traffic Here, You Should Too! |
|
|
|
|
|
08-04-2006, 06:59 AM
|
#24 | |
|
emperor of my world
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: nethalands
Posts: 29,903
|
Quote:
"rrrrrraah, me franco begbie!" |
|
|
|
|
|
08-04-2006, 07:03 AM
|
#25 | |
|
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Playa del Carmen, Mexico
Posts: 2,884
|
Quote:
|
|
|
|
|
