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OG LennyT · 08-03-2006, 01:52 AM

A few weeks ago, I guess I woke up around 3am and started urinating in my closet. My wife says she yelled 'What are you doing???' and I went and finished in the restroom.

I dont remember any part of this story but did find my shoes smelled like piss and were moist the next day.

damn, getting old is a bitch

DatingGold · 08-03-2006, 01:54 AM

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Originally Posted by dvd316

A few weeks ago, I guess I woke up around 3am and started urinating in my closet. My wife says she yelled 'What are you doing???' and I went and finished in the restroom.

I dont remember any part of this story but did find my shoes smelled like piss and were moist the next day.

damn, getting old is a bitch

about 3 months ago i pissed the bed for the first time since I was like 7. I was having a dream I was peeing in the toilet.

OG LennyT · 08-03-2006, 01:58 AM

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Originally Posted by DatingGold

about 3 months ago i pissed the bed for the first time since I was like 7. I was having a dream I was peeing in the toilet.

damn

babymaker · 08-03-2006, 02:03 AM

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Originally Posted by DatingGold

about 3 months ago i pissed the bed for the first time since I was like 7. I was having a dream I was peeing in the toilet.

Ack! TMI lol

bawdy · 08-03-2006, 02:03 AM

pissed in the trash can in kitchen once

Nefarius · 08-03-2006, 02:03 AM

I do that all the time

OG LennyT · 08-03-2006, 02:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Nefarius

I do that all the time

jesus.

notabook · 08-03-2006, 02:08 AM

I piss in my closet a lot, not because I sleepwalk but because I'm a man and I'll piss and shit wherever and whenever the fuck I want.

BusterBunny · 08-03-2006, 02:09 AM

wargames · 08-03-2006, 02:14 AM

When i was like 7-10 cant remember i woke up in the middle of the night and instead of going to the bathroom i walked into my parents room and piss in there walk in closet. LOL

The reason i remember this story is everytime i bring a chick home somebody decides to tell the story

OG LennyT · 08-03-2006, 02:17 AM

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Originally Posted by notabook

I piss in my closet a lot, not because I sleepwalk but because I'm a man and I'll piss and shit wherever and whenever the fuck I want.

nice

reynold · 08-03-2006, 02:28 AM

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Originally Posted by dvd316

A few weeks ago, I guess I woke up around 3am and started urinating in my closet. My wife says she yelled 'What are you doing???' and I went and finished in the restroom.

I dont remember any part of this story but did find my shoes smelled like piss and were moist the next day.

damn, getting old is a bitch

I don't think that has something to do with your age. It's either you've just put down enough tequila the other night or you're just pissed with your wife, and that stinky closet could be another headache for her.

OG LennyT · 08-03-2006, 03:04 AM

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Originally Posted by reynold

just pissed with your wife, and that stinky closet could be another headache for her.

... now we're on to something

emthree · 08-03-2006, 03:12 AM

I think i need pampers.
You're not alone.

VicD · 08-03-2006, 03:17 AM

I did it once, i was drunk

Deraj · 08-03-2006, 03:20 AM

i never pee in my own closet.. i save that for sleepovers ;)

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-03-2006, 03:24 AM

not in the closet, but when i was little, around 12 i walked from the livingroom to the kitchen, did a U turn and stood right intfront of the dog water and pissed in it...

calibra · 08-03-2006, 03:27 AM

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Originally Posted by LOL :D

not in the closet, but when i was little, around 12 i walked from the livingroom to the kitchen, did a U turn and stood right intfront of the dog water and pissed in it...

Magix · 08-03-2006, 03:34 AM

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Originally Posted by DatingGold

about 3 months ago i pissed the bed for the first time since I was like 7. I was having a dream I was peeing in the toilet.

) damn

i have this experience, when i was drunk

)

Vitasoy · 08-03-2006, 06:50 AM

I can't say I can relate

sperbonzo · 08-03-2006, 06:54 AM

I was drunk one night about a year ago, went to sleep, and in the morning my girlfriend told me that I had gotten up, walked into the kitchen, and peed in the garbage pail. She had come to see what I was doing, then yelled at me, and I stopped and went into the bathroom to finish. Very Weird

DEA - banned for life · 08-03-2006, 07:03 AM

i know a guy who smokes crack naked cause hes alwayas afraid hes going to light himself on fire from his cigs...one nite he told me he took a garden hose to his bedroom closet because he thought it was on fire...really it was just the heat from the hot water heater on other side of the wall

Miss Vlasta · 08-03-2006, 07:57 AM

A friend of my did when he was like 10 y/o. He did not remember a thing in the morning.

TheSenator · 08-03-2006, 07:58 AM

I have seen it happen so many times when I use to live in a frat house.

Tom_PM · 08-03-2006, 08:03 AM

Only when I was maybe 7 years old. I shared a room with one of my brothers, and I sleep walked to his dresser, opened a drawer and peed in it lol.

Cyndalie · 08-03-2006, 08:49 AM

Were you drinking Jager?
I hear a lot of random nocturnal peeing stories after a night of drinking jager.

Lance69 · 08-03-2006, 09:02 AM

I have never peed the bed or mistakenly peed anywhere but the bathroom, now back off!

Barefootsies · 08-03-2006, 09:02 AM

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