Ever PEE in your closet - sleepwalking story
 

A few weeks ago, I guess I woke up around 3am and started urinating in my closet. My wife says she yelled 'What are you doing???' and I went and finished in the restroom.

I dont remember any part of this story but did find my shoes smelled like piss and were moist the next day.

damn, getting old is a bitch

about 3 months ago i pissed the bed for the first time since I was like 7. I was having a dream I was peeing in the toilet. :(

damn :upsidedow

Ack! TMI lol :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:upsidedow

pissed in the trash can in kitchen once

I do that all the time

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jesus.

:helpme

I piss in my closet a lot, not because I sleepwalk but because I'm a man and I'll piss and shit wherever and whenever the fuck I want.

When i was like 7-10 cant remember i woke up in the middle of the night and instead of going to the bathroom i walked into my parents room and piss in there walk in closet. LOL

The reason i remember this story is everytime i bring a chick home somebody decides to tell the story :(

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nice

I don't think that has something to do with your age. It's either you've just put down enough tequila the other night or you're just pissed with your wife, and that stinky closet could be another headache for her. :pimp

... now we're on to something :2 cents:

I think i need pampers.
You're not alone.

I did it once, i was drunk :)

i never pee in my own closet.. i save that for sleepovers ;)

not in the closet, but when i was little, around 12 i walked from the livingroom to the kitchen, did a U turn and stood right intfront of the dog water and pissed in it...

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:)) damn :upsidedow i have this experience, when i was drunk :))

I can't say I can relate

I was drunk one night about a year ago, went to sleep, and in the morning my girlfriend told me that I had gotten up, walked into the kitchen, and peed in the garbage pail. She had come to see what I was doing, then yelled at me, and I stopped and went into the bathroom to finish. Very Weird

i know a guy who smokes crack naked cause hes alwayas afraid hes going to light himself on fire from his cigs...one nite he told me he took a garden hose to his bedroom closet because he thought it was on fire...really it was just the heat from the hot water heater on other side of the wall:1orglaugh

A friend of my did when he was like 10 y/o. He did not remember a thing in the morning.

I have seen it happen so many times when I use to live in a frat house.

Only when I was maybe 7 years old. I shared a room with one of my brothers, and I sleep walked to his dresser, opened a drawer and peed in it lol.

Were you drinking Jager?
I hear a lot of random nocturnal peeing stories after a night of drinking jager.

I have never peed the bed or mistakenly peed anywhere but the bathroom, now back off!:helpme