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Old 08-02-2006, 11:40 AM   #1
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How Babies are Really Born...

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"


The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out
anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that
neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit
the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said... You got Male!


A friend just sent this to me and I thought it was kind of cute and felt like sharing!
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Old 08-02-2006, 11:41 AM   #2
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Old 08-02-2006, 11:42 AM   #3
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Old 08-02-2006, 11:43 AM   #4
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Wow, my hair was so dark back then! haha

This is such a touching pic of us, Cory.
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Old 08-02-2006, 11:44 AM   #5
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Old 08-02-2006, 11:50 AM   #6
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I think Aimee and I look HOT Preggers!

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Old 08-02-2006, 11:51 AM   #7
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LOL

Great picture!
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Old 08-02-2006, 11:53 AM   #8
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I think Aimee and I look HOT Preggers!

OMG girl! Where did you dig that one up from? lol

We're even sexy pregnant... go figure!

xoxo
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Old 08-02-2006, 11:57 AM   #9
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Nice story!!!!

Cute preggy pics!!!!
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Old 08-02-2006, 11:58 AM   #10
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OMG girl! Where did you dig that one up from? lol

We're even sexy pregnant... go figure!

xoxo
We're sexy bithces, Yeah~

I have all my special pics saved under lock and key! haha
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Old 08-02-2006, 11:59 AM   #11
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I have all my special pics saved under lock and key! haha
Can you make me a copy?
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Old 08-02-2006, 12:00 PM   #12
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Old 08-02-2006, 12:02 PM   #13
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OMG Thats too funny
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Old 08-02-2006, 12:06 PM   #14
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oh shit, that made me LOL
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Old 08-02-2006, 12:08 PM   #15
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great photoshop


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Old 08-02-2006, 12:12 PM   #16
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cute story....
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Old 08-02-2006, 12:32 PM   #17
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OMG girl! Where did you dig that one up from? lol

We're even sexy pregnant... go figure!

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it's even possible you're sexier! you guys are so beautiful together in this pic i love it! <3
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Old 08-02-2006, 12:41 PM   #18
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LOOOOOOL, that was extremely funny!
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Old 08-02-2006, 12:43 PM   #19
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id use that lump as a love speed bump on the way down...

cory.. fuckin riot
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Old 08-02-2006, 12:45 PM   #20
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Funny stoires & cute pics!
I'm not quite that big yet so maybe I'll save the belly pics for later!
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Old 08-02-2006, 12:47 PM   #21
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The best joke I´ve read in a while
BTW I could tell the real story
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Old 08-02-2006, 01:39 PM   #22
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Old 08-02-2006, 02:14 PM   #23
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it's even possible you're sexier! you guys are so beautiful together in this pic i love it! <3
Awww tassy you are the sweetest... looking forward to seeing you in FLA!
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Old 08-02-2006, 04:50 PM   #24
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OMG this is really funny!
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Old 08-02-2006, 04:55 PM   #25
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Old 08-02-2006, 06:09 PM   #27
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Old 08-02-2006, 06:40 PM   #28
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great photoshop


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Thx... I haven't played around in photochop in awhile. Hmmmm...
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Old 08-02-2006, 07:13 PM   #29
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