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How Babies are Really Born...
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said... You got Male! A friend just sent this to me and I thought it was kind of cute and felt like sharing! ![]() |
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.... that's a good one!
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good one
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I think Aimee and I look HOT Preggers!
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LOL
Great picture!
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We're even sexy pregnant... go figure! xoxo |
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Nice story!!!!
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I have all my special pics saved under lock and key! haha |
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Cool
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MARTINA WARREN : FORMER PENTHOUSE PET OF THE YEAR FOR 2005 |
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cute story....
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LOOOOOOL, that was extremely funny!
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been very busy
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id use that lump as a love speed bump on the way down...
cory.. fuckin riot
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Funny stoires & cute pics!
I'm not quite that big yet so maybe I'll save the belly pics for later! |
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he he nice joke
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OMG this is really funny!
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Cute joke!
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Heh heh..that joke was funny
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Cute joke there, girl.
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Jesus called. He wants his forty seconds back.
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that was pretty funny.
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#32 |
GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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heh that was not bad
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