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czarina · 08-02-2006, 12:06 PM

A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States.
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this Country and giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care and free Education!"

But the passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican".

The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America!"

The person says, " I no American, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks further and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says "Thank you for the wonderful America!"

That person puts up his hand and says "I am from the Middle East, I am not
an American!"

He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you an American?"
She says, "No, I Am from Russia!" So he is puzzled, and asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"The Russian lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says..."Probably at work...."

(Don't take it the wrong way... it's just a joke guys!)

BluewireAngie · 08-02-2006, 12:08 PM

Nice!!!!

reynold · 08-02-2006, 08:10 PM

Old, but still funny.

08-02-2006, 12:06 PM	#1
czarina Webmaster Extraordinaire Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: A beautiful beach... Posts: 10,748	Immigrant Humor A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this Country and giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care and free Education!" But the passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican". The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America!" The person says, " I no American, I Vietnamese." The new arrival walks further and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says "Thank you for the wonderful America!" That person puts up his hand and says "I am from the Middle East, I am not an American!" He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you an American?" She says, "No, I Am from Russia!" So he is puzzled, and asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"The Russian lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says..."Probably at work...." (Don't take it the wrong way... it's just a joke guys!)

08-02-2006, 12:08 PM	#2
BluewireAngie Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Makati Posts: 4,643	Nice!!!! __________________ Web Design & Programming - Creative Mainstream Style Web Design and Programming PORTFOLIO Custom Cartoons - High Quality Cartoon Studio PORTFOLIO Offshore Staff - Save Money & Grow Faster With Dedicated Offshore Staff PRICING ICQ:282-072-512

08-02-2006, 08:10 PM	#3
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	Old, but still funny.