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Cory W · 08-02-2006, 11:19 AM

http://www.midgetarmy.com/2006/08/02...tion-forecast/

August 2, 2006
The 5 day Florida Hurricane projection forecast.
It is that time of year again, Hurricane season. This is the time of year when every week, we get to see the 5 day Hurricane projection outlook. This is one of my favorite times of the year. Pretty much, it starts off as a storm in the Atlantic and then the projection comes in and the state of Florida tells us why the storm will pretty much not effect Florida.

Here is a general breakdown of the Floridian Hurricane 5 day outlook:

Day 1
It is just a tropical depression, no big deal.

The cross winds will break it up.

Day 2
It is just a tropical storm, no big deal.

It will never become a hurricane (one of my favorites).

There is a high pressure system that will push it down to Cuba, come to Disneyland. Steve Lyons says it is OK.

Day 3
Category 1s are really not that bad. I bet they don?t even evacuate the keys.

There is a high pressure system that should knock it down to Cuba.

Day 4
Well, it is a category 2, but I bet it turns back towards Africa.

There is a swimming pool in Bermuda full of cold water, that will make the hurricane dissipate.

Day 5
This is some fucked up shit. Seriously, I hate Florida.

The traffic from the keys evacuation is terrible, I may die in my car.

This is the biggest hurricane to ever hit Florida.

There is no water in any of the stores.

I still need to board up my windows.

seeric · 08-02-2006, 11:21 AM

LOL. the one that hit tampa this past year scared the living shit outta me. i bought like 500 bucks worth of supplies. LOL.

Doctor Dre · 08-02-2006, 11:22 AM

This is one of our favorite times of the year BECAUSE of the hurricanes ???

HAPPYPEEKERS · 08-02-2006, 11:24 AM

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

Seems like every florida show I go to is hit by a hurricane lol
We were snowed in while in Vegas at one show....
Tsunami warnings a couple years ago in San Diego

I am beginning to think someone does not want us going to the shows lol

Cory W · 08-02-2006, 11:26 AM

I need to write one on people in LA with their "earthquake weather."

Seriously, I was just chatting about how everyone becomes an expert about the weather when things like this happen.

I do it to, you really can't help yourself.

JUSTB · 08-02-2006, 11:32 AM

I TOLD YOU NO MORE HURRICANE THREADS!!!!!!!

you're in trouble now ; )

NaughtyAce · 08-02-2006, 11:34 AM

ROFL it's sooooo true.....

Last year I remember lounge chairs flying across the pool area like tumble weeds LOL.

Z · 08-02-2006, 11:34 AM

Hahahaa...good shit.

Everybody bring their rubbers. No...not those. The kind for your feet!

Cory W · 08-02-2006, 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaughtyAce

ROFL it's sooooo true.....

Last year I remember lounge chairs flying across the pool area like tumble weeds LOL.

I am bringing floaties.

Mark will you save me if I start to drown?

seeric · 08-02-2006, 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaughtyAce

ROFL it's sooooo true.....

Last year I remember lounge chairs flying across the pool area like tumble weeds LOL.

i rmemebr that. we were sitting by cory, gabe, and some other people with juicy and izzy and some people and had just ordered food and shit started flyiing. it got progressively worse, then the sun came back out.

Cory W · 08-02-2006, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K

i rmemebr that. we were sitting by cory, gabe, and some other people with juicy and izzy and some people and had just ordered food and shit started flyiing. it got progressively worse, then the sun came back out.

And remember, I DIDN'T start to cry.

seeric · 08-02-2006, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WEG Cory

And remember, I DIDN'T start to cry.

true. you did not cry, but Gabe did.

RyuLion · 08-02-2006, 12:14 PM

lol, I'm glad I'll be in Sunny San Diego..

Mr. Romance · 08-02-2006, 12:22 PM

I do miss my family that lives in Florida....but I do not miss the hot summers and hurricane season..

Mr. Romance

aimeesweet · 08-02-2006, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WEG Cory

I need to write one on people in LA with their "earthquake weather."

Seriously, I was just chatting about how everyone becomes an expert about the weather when things like this happen.

I do it to, you really can't help yourself.

OMG earthquake weather... that's so funny. It's all I heard about for a week during our heat wave lol

corvette · 08-02-2006, 12:46 PM

There is a swimming pool in Bermuda full of cold water, that will make the hurricane dissipate.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

chase · 08-02-2006, 01:02 PM

Scary shit, when on of the early storms from the year before last came through, it spawned a tornado that tore up the school about a mile from my house. It was dark and our power had just gone out and I had about 6 kids and 7 adults at my house, which at the time was a mobile home. They had lifted the evacuation for our area, and everyone with a block home had no power, but my place did so we all went there and an hour later we lost ours too. I had a bunch of terrified kids under a mattress in the hallway-scariest thing I've ever experienced in my life.

On a side note, the sky gets really dark when the neighborhood Wal-Mart loses power, lol.

08-02-2006, 11:19 AM	#1
Cory W Deeply shallow Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Hollywood, Ca. Posts: 9,133	The most updated 5 day hurricane outlook projection. Click here. http://www.midgetarmy.com/2006/08/02...tion-forecast/ August 2, 2006 The 5 day Florida Hurricane projection forecast. It is that time of year again, Hurricane season. This is the time of year when every week, we get to see the 5 day Hurricane projection outlook. This is one of my favorite times of the year. Pretty much, it starts off as a storm in the Atlantic and then the projection comes in and the state of Florida tells us why the storm will pretty much not effect Florida. Here is a general breakdown of the Floridian Hurricane 5 day outlook: Day 1 It is just a tropical depression, no big deal. The cross winds will break it up. Day 2 It is just a tropical storm, no big deal. It will never become a hurricane (one of my favorites). There is a high pressure system that will push it down to Cuba, come to Disneyland. Steve Lyons says it is OK. Day 3 Category 1s are really not that bad. I bet they don?t even evacuate the keys. There is a high pressure system that should knock it down to Cuba. Day 4 Well, it is a category 2, but I bet it turns back towards Africa. There is a swimming pool in Bermuda full of cold water, that will make the hurricane dissipate. Day 5 This is some fucked up shit. Seriously, I hate Florida. The traffic from the keys evacuation is terrible, I may die in my car. This is the biggest hurricane to ever hit Florida. There is no water in any of the stores. I still need to board up my windows. __________________ ICQ: 292310358 Offering writing and content services (mainstream). Marketing for L3 Payments

08-02-2006, 11:24 AM	#4
HAPPYPEEKERS Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Margaritaville Posts: 7,562	HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA Seems like every florida show I go to is hit by a hurricane lol We were snowed in while in Vegas at one show.... Tsunami warnings a couple years ago in San Diego I am beginning to think someone does not want us going to the shows lol __________________ Please Read All Of My Posts In A Sarcastic Tone So You Get The Full Effect!! HappyPeekers - April

08-02-2006, 11:26 AM	#5
Cory W Deeply shallow Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Hollywood, Ca. Posts: 9,133	I need to write one on people in LA with their "earthquake weather." Seriously, I was just chatting about how everyone becomes an expert about the weather when things like this happen. I do it to, you really can't help yourself. __________________ ICQ: 292310358 Offering writing and content services (mainstream). Marketing for L3 Payments

08-02-2006, 11:34 AM	#7
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08-02-2006, 11:21 AM	#2
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	LOL. the one that hit tampa this past year scared the living shit outta me. i bought like 500 bucks worth of supplies. LOL.

08-02-2006, 11:32 AM	#6
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08-02-2006, 12:22 PM	#14
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08-02-2006, 12:46 PM	#16
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08-02-2006, 01:02 PM	#17
chase Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Tampa Bay Posts: 6,019	Scary shit, when on of the early storms from the year before last came through, it spawned a tornado that tore up the school about a mile from my house. It was dark and our power had just gone out and I had about 6 kids and 7 adults at my house, which at the time was a mobile home. They had lifted the evacuation for our area, and everyone with a block home had no power, but my place did so we all went there and an hour later we lost ours too. I had a bunch of terrified kids under a mattress in the hallway-scariest thing I've ever experienced in my life. On a side note, the sky gets really dark when the neighborhood Wal-Mart loses power, lol. __________________ Need Hosting? Reality Check Network services me purrrfectly!