http://www.midgetarmy.com/2006/08/02...tion-forecast/
August 2, 2006
The 5 day Florida Hurricane projection forecast.
It is that time of year again, Hurricane season. This is the time of year when every week, we get to see the 5 day Hurricane projection outlook. This is one of my favorite times of the year. Pretty much, it starts off as a storm in the Atlantic and then the projection comes in and the state of Florida tells us why the storm will pretty much not effect Florida.
Here is a general breakdown of the Floridian Hurricane 5 day outlook:
Day 1
It is just a tropical depression, no big deal.
The cross winds will break it up.
Day 2
It is just a tropical storm, no big deal.
It will never become a hurricane (one of my favorites).
There is a high pressure system that will push it down to Cuba, come to Disneyland. Steve Lyons says it is OK.
Day 3
Category 1s are really not that bad. I bet they don?t even evacuate the keys.
There is a high pressure system that should knock it down to Cuba.
Day 4
Well, it is a category 2, but I bet it turns back towards Africa.
There is a swimming pool in Bermuda full of cold water, that will make the hurricane dissipate.
Day 5
This is some fucked up shit. Seriously, I hate Florida.
The traffic from the keys evacuation is terrible, I may die in my car.
This is the biggest hurricane to ever hit Florida.
There is no water in any of the stores.
I still need to board up my windows.