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tahiti · 08-02-2006, 07:34 AM

It's now decided.

For some reasons I fell asleep with my MacBook pro on my thighs few weeks ago and got a bit burn.

This fucking laptop is way to hot when connected on A/C power and it's not wrotten ANYWHERE that the laptop could reach such an high temp (almost 70°c)!

I got almost every 98% of every Apple laptop ever made, but now I'm pissed and sue them. It's almost impossible to hold it when it's connected with the powercord.

How much should I ask?

Tanker · 08-02-2006, 07:35 AM

All laptops get hot!

YAPPO

superdio · 08-02-2006, 07:35 AM

Apple computers are hot & sexy, i want one.

tahiti · 08-02-2006, 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Tanker

All laptops get hot!
YAPPO

not that hot, my previous laptops weren't

kanalj · 08-02-2006, 07:38 AM

It's true, they are to fucking hot...
But you should put your blame on Intel for not getting the power consumtion and the heat down in their chips.

VicD · 08-02-2006, 07:39 AM

ask 10 million...

3M TA3 · 08-02-2006, 07:42 AM

get a lawyer or learn how to speak first - $20m, $10m for each leg

tahiti · 08-02-2006, 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by kanalj

It's true, they are to fucking hot...
But you should put your blame on Intel for not getting the power consumtion and the heat down in their chips.

actually I got computer from Apple, I don't care of what hardwre item is responsible of the problem.

ElvisManson · 08-02-2006, 08:20 AM

mac laptop do not just heat up too much, they catch fire.

http://www.macobserver.com/article/2006/05/30.1.shtml

Burning iBook Warns of Laptop Fire Hazards
by Jeff Gamet, 7:30 AM EDT, May 30th, 2006
A Minneapolis TV station is warning laptop owners to be cautious with their portable computers or risk a fire. The report drives its point home with photos of a burning iBook. WCCO's footage of a burning iBook is dramatic, and acts as a reminder that you may get burned if you don't pay attention to basic safety precautions, like don't place your laptop on flammable materials.
In the case of the burning iBook, an 11 year old boy was using his laptop while it was sitting on a carpeted floor. Later, he left the the iBook unattended on the floor while he left the room. His parents heard a popping noise, and came into the room to find that the iBook was melting the carpet. They moved the laptop outside, with the power supply still attached, and photographed the computer catching on fire.

IceMaster · 08-02-2006, 08:23 AM

I would ask another laptop.

Bansheelinks · 08-02-2006, 08:31 AM

I go home.

NETbilling · 08-02-2006, 08:32 AM

I love my Macs

Mitch

DaddyHalbucks · 08-02-2006, 08:37 AM

A lawsuit is no substitute for common sense.

Brad Gosse · 08-02-2006, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks

A lawsuit is no substitute for common sense.

soooooo true. Try falling asleep with any electical appliance pluged in between your thighs.

Alex · 08-02-2006, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Brad Gosse

soooooo true. Try falling asleep with any electical appliance pluged in between your thighs.

Satan · 08-02-2006, 09:24 AM

Why would u fall asleep with a laptop on yr lap

tahiti · 08-02-2006, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks

A lawsuit is no substitute for common sense.

I agree but does a temperature of more than 300°F is common for a laptop? I don't think so.

What if you're disabled, are you just goig to say it's common sense not to use a laptop on it? 300°F is enought to cause dammage with various liquids, matches.

JimmiDean · 08-02-2006, 09:52 AM

I eat apple

tahiti · 08-02-2006, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by JimmiDean

I eat apple

One apple a day will not keep the doctor away. I was burn!

Marshal · 08-02-2006, 10:08 AM

go and sue them! :D

Wizzo · 08-02-2006, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks

A lawsuit is no substitute for common sense.

I'm fairly certain this will be the smartest thing posted all week on this board...

DesignWise · 08-02-2006, 10:13 AM

yahh.. go sue them...

Antonio · 08-02-2006, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by tahiti

One apple a day will not keep the doctor away. I was burn!

An Amstel a day keeps the doctor away, please don't try to confuse us...

I LOVE Little Brown Asses · 08-02-2006, 10:46 AM

ask them for $3 so you can buy a fucking lap pillow.

if you drive up the price of macs any more than they already are, i will find you.

sincerely,
a mac lover

tahiti · 08-02-2006, 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio

An Amstel a day keeps the doctor away, please don't try to confuse us...

tahiti · 08-02-2006, 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I LOVE Little Brown Asses

ask them for $3 so you can buy a fucking lap pillow.

if you drive up the price of macs any more than they already are, i will find you.

sincerely,
a mac lover

shutup I use mac since powerbook 145B!

Barefootsies · 08-02-2006, 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tahiti

It's now decided.

For some reasons I fell asleep with my MacBook pro on my thighs few weeks ago and got a bit burn.

This fucking laptop is way to hot when connected on A/C power and it's not wrotten ANYWHERE that the laptop could reach such an high temp (almost 70°c)!

I got almost every 98% of every Apple laptop ever made, but now I'm pissed and sue them. It's almost impossible to hold it when it's connected with the powercord.

How much should I ask?

sweetmedialogan · 08-02-2006, 12:53 PM

There are two problems with your law suit;

(1) The mac book pro doesn't get any hotter then a similar unit from dell. One of them hardware forums did a comparison and the difference was with-in 1 degree.
(2) The instruction book does say not to use the computer on your lap. Computers aren't really meant to be used ON you. That said, I use my mbp on my lap all the time, but I put a towel or banket or something between it and me.

swedguy · 08-02-2006, 12:54 PM

After I updated to the latest firmware, mine got a lot cooler.

tahiti · 08-02-2006, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweetmedialogan

There are two problems with your law suit;

(1) The mac book pro doesn't get any hotter then a similar unit from dell. One of them hardware forums did a comparison and the difference was with-in 1 degree.

(2) The instruction book does say not to use the computer on your lap. Computers aren't really meant to be used ON you. That said, I use my mbp on my lap all the time, but I put a towel or banket or something between it and me.

1 Never had never will get a Dell; I'm afraid I can't compare

2 You're supposed to use a computer, and a laptop especially everywhere
When it 100's in summer I don't put blanket on me

Axzar · 08-02-2006, 01:31 PM

Laptops (used in your lap) make you sterile! CNN ask me!!! My doctor has proof!

notabook · 08-02-2006, 01:33 PM

Apple products make you sterile

Wiggles · 08-02-2006, 01:53 PM

you must be american or something.

digifan · 08-02-2006, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I LOVE Little Brown Asses

ask them for $3 so you can buy a fucking lap pillow.

if you drive up the price of macs any more than they already are, i will find you.

sincerely,
a mac lover

scottybuzz · 08-02-2006, 03:11 PM

i think this thread has sent me to sleep - goodnight go fuck yourself

E$_manager · 08-02-2006, 03:33 PM

you can make an omlet on it

Mediachick · 08-02-2006, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tahiti

It's now decided.

For some reasons I fell asleep with my MacBook pro on my thighs few weeks ago and got a bit burn.

This fucking laptop is way to hot when connected on A/C power and it's not wrotten ANYWHERE that the laptop could reach such an high temp (almost 70°c)!

I got almost every 98% of every Apple laptop ever made, but now I'm pissed and sue them. It's almost impossible to hold it when it's connected with the powercord.

How much should I ask?

I have a powerbook g4 and cant hold it on my thighs for too long for the same reason... They probably have a warning somewhere that you should always use the computer sitting on top of a desk or something... if it wouldve heated so much to actually set a fire, then you'd have a case... How bad is the burn?

tahiti · 08-02-2006, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by scottybuzz

i think this thread has sent me to sleep - goodnight go fuck yourself

don't fall asleep with ur laptop!

tahiti · 08-02-2006, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mediachick

I have a powerbook g4 and cant hold it on my thighs for too long for the same reason... They probably have a warning somewhere that you should always use the computer sitting on top of a desk or something... if it wouldve heated so much to actually set a fire, then you'd have a case... How bad is the burn?

got burn almost 2nd degree.

OTerror · 08-02-2006, 05:00 PM

Mac lover here says to suck it up

Barefootsies · 08-02-2006, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by OTerror

Mac lover here says to suck it up

tahiti · 08-02-2006, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies

got burns on the head?

Dvae · 08-02-2006, 05:42 PM

My Mac gets hot too!

.

LiveDose · 08-02-2006, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tahiti

It's now decided.

For some reasons I fell asleep with my MacBook pro on my thighs few weeks ago and got a bit burn.

This fucking laptop is way to hot when connected on A/C power and it's not wrotten ANYWHERE that the laptop could reach such an high temp (almost 70°c)!

I got almost every 98% of every Apple laptop ever made, but now I'm pissed and sue them. It's almost impossible to hold it when it's connected with the powercord.

How much should I ask?

You remind me of that stupid old hag that sued McDonalds when she spilled coffee on herself.

Barefootsies · 08-02-2006, 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tahiti

got burns on the head?

tahiti · 08-02-2006, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by LiveDose

You remind me of that stupid old hag that sued McDonalds when she spilled coffee on herself.

can you remind how much he made from this?

reynold · 08-02-2006, 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElvisManson

mac laptop do not just heat up too much, they catch fire.

http://www.macobserver.com/article/2006/05/30.1.shtml

Burning iBook Warns of Laptop Fire Hazards
by Jeff Gamet, 7:30 AM EDT, May 30th, 2006
A Minneapolis TV station is warning laptop owners to be cautious with their portable computers or risk a fire. The report drives its point home with photos of a burning iBook. WCCO's footage of a burning iBook is dramatic, and acts as a reminder that you may get burned if you don't pay attention to basic safety precautions, like don't place your laptop on flammable materials.
In the case of the burning iBook, an 11 year old boy was using his laptop while it was sitting on a carpeted floor. Later, he left the the iBook unattended on the floor while he left the room. His parents heard a popping noise, and came into the room to find that the iBook was melting the carpet. They moved the laptop outside, with the power supply still attached, and photographed the computer catching on fire.

Is this true?

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tahiti Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: localhost Posts: 699	I sue Apple It's now decided. For some reasons I fell asleep with my MacBook pro on my thighs few weeks ago and got a bit burn. This fucking laptop is way to hot when connected on A/C power and it's not wrotten ANYWHERE that the laptop could reach such an high temp (almost 70°c)! I got almost every 98% of every Apple laptop ever made, but now I'm pissed and sue them. It's almost impossible to hold it when it's connected with the powercord. How much should I ask? __________________ ------------------------------- Oliver Smith "Drunk Russian Hackers are Invincible" ASCII P0rn rules aim: olvrsmt icq: 21018030

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