Yes, I edited the reasons you give for your hatred of Israel and support of Hezbollah but your message is still the same. If not, please explain how my edits changed the meaning of what you were saying.

:1orglaugh hatred of israel huh???

you are completely discredited as you cannot debate without twisting the facts

how about you post the threads you got those quotes from

while you at it post where I said I supported israel before

or just keep posting unbelivable spin if no one else believs you....

you do

Boohoo, let's cry when someone makes fun of your race. Unless they're making fun of YOU, I don't get it. Who cares, here's a few jokes..

What do you call a white person stealing snacks?
-A cracker jacker.

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?
-Neighbor.

Here's the thread you started titled "I was on the fence before but now FUCK ISRAEL" Please explain to me how this thread expresses anything but hatred for Israel and how I have twisted the facts of your posts and I will humbly apologize.


https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/639377-fence-fuck-israel.html

its funny because I did not even mention the jokes or anything about my race or any one elses race all I did was reply to a post about people having class


and some felt the need to respond :1orglaugh :helpme :helpme

I don't know many white jokes, but would love to hear them.

go ahead and spit on me, you'll just feel stupid as you're wiping off your monitor :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

dumbass

me too... i think there arent many white jokes cause we just arent very funny :(

Shh, the tool is in denial.

I think the thread title and the contents of my post pretty much speak for it self.

here it is in its entierty

""I was on the fence before but now FUCK ISRAEL

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Yep its official they have pretty much lost a supporter at this point

one thing I will not condone is the killing of innocent children I hope hezbolah catch a few more of their worthless soilders and cut theyr fuckin heads off on al jazera

they deserve it""


to any casual reader of this post its obvious where I was coming from from the title of the post to the contents of the message

I was a supporter of Israel and was angry at the thought of innocent children being killed to a non casual reader or someone who understands that every word has a purpose

they would read this and imediately conclude although I support Israel I was distancing myself from the tragedy of those children being killed both publicly and emotionaly

this guy felt the strongest need to respond:1orglaugh

Distancing yourself by saying "FUCK ISRAEL" and calling for the public decapitation of Israelis. Now explain to me how I twisted your words? You don't seem to understand the difference between editing the irrelevant and twisting your words.

Dude why even talk to this terrorist.

I wish he said that to an IDF soldier and walked away without any broken bone.

:1orglaugh

I called for the decapitation of military soilders....

in response to killing civilian children

the two are completely diffrent

The loss of young life really strikes a nerve with me and I can see where my post would make you think I am anti Israel or anti semite

but I am not

I am aniti ignorance and anti war and anti big brother and anti racist

but not not anti anything against any whole people

before the kids were killed I supported Israel 1000% and thought they should go in and wipe the terrorist out all along I called for putting troops on the ground to get it done versus air strikes with bombs

truthly I really dont care what people think of me if I was anti israel you would know this for a fact and there would not be any debating it

sorry you feel as you do

Q: Why must dicks ruin a good joke thread with politics?

A: Because they are dicks!


Q: What is the definition of selfrighteousness?

A: Ask any GFY member!


Q: What is the definition of pompous?

A: Ask any GFY member!



I hate everyone equally, race, color, creed you all need a cock stuffed in the mouth to STFU! Too many political "opinions" here.

http://www.politicalcrossfire.com/forum/index.php

a much better place for discussion of 9/11, Hezbollah, China, Korea bla bla bla.

Porn > Politics nuff said :mad:

Damn you are such a fucking douchebag.

We had a good and funny thread here going and you had to ruin it with stupid politics.

We all know you love Hezbollah and hate Isreali soldiers for defending thier home land.

No one cares. Back to the jokes.

I'd gladly say that to an IDF soldier's face assuming the jewrat agreed not to cheat and use any weaponry other than his fists. I love beating the shit out of baby killers in the morning. :1orglaugh

Alex as for you....I dont think I need to tell you that this conversation is well beyond your level and this is the reason I have chosen to ignore your post

I am sure notabook or hooligan or jimithefiend or some one on your level would be more then happy to engage in conversation with you

but you are not worth my keystrokes

take care

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You better be an expert at Krav Magna or have a really good health insurance program.

what do you call a bunch of white guys rolling down a hill?

avalanche



what do you call a bunch of mexicans rolling down a hill?

land slide

back to the jokes :)

An old jew is dying and is at his deathbed calling to his family.
"Sarah, my wife... Are You Here ?", he asks.
"I'm here my love", she replies.
"Judith, My daugther... Are You Here ?", he asks.
"I'm here father", she replies.
"David, my son... Are You Here ?", he asks.
"I'm here father", he replies.
Then old Jew asks: "Then who in the hell is minding the store ?"

An Irish man went to his first American baseball game. As the first batter made a hit, fans jumped up yelling, "RUN! RUN!"
The Irish man jumped up as well yelling, "Run, laddie! Run laddie!"
The next batter got up and made his hit. The fans again cheered, "RUN! RUN!"
The Irish man jumped up yelling "Run laddie! Run laddie!"
The third batter got up got ball 1...ball 2...ball 3...ball 4.....The umpire yelled "Take your base!"
The batter jogged to the base.
The Irish man jumped up an yelled "Run laddie! Run laddie!"
Another fan looked at him and said, "He does not need to run, he has 4 balls!"
The Irish man's jaw dropped, and turned and said, "Walk with pride, lad! Walk with pride!"

Yes, you called for the decapitation of Israeli soldiers and you used the deaths of civilian children as a reason. This in no way changes your hateful statements toward Israel or your support of Hezbollah, it only rationalizes them.

Q: Whats wrong with 5 blacks driving a Cadillac off of a cliff?
A: The car holds 6.

Q: Why cant stevie wonder read?
A: Cuz hes black

Q: What does FUBU stand for?
A: Farmers Used to Beat Us

Q: What do you call a black man at the bottom of the ocean?
A: Polution

German scientists dug 50 meters underground and discovered small pieces of copper. After studying these pieces for a long time, Germany announced that the ancient Germans 25,000 years ago had a nationwide telephone network.

Naturally, the British government was not that easily impressed. They ordered their own scientists to dig even deeper. 100 meters down, they found small pieces of glass, and they soon announced that the ancient Brits 35,000 years ago already had a nationwide fibre net.

Israeli scientists were outraged. They dug 50, 100 and 200 meters underground, but found absolutely nothing...
They concluded that the ancient Hebrews 45,000 years ago had cellular telephones.

A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large."

Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, "We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows."

The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks, "And what are those?"

The Aussie replies with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas?"

thanks for the laugh.

I owe the thread a joke after my last post...




What do you say to a black man on a bike?




Stop thief!

At a resort club in France, a romantic Frenchman spots an American lady tourist entering the dining section. He swiftly rushes to her assistance, with his usual charm and his obviously attractive dialect, "Bonjour, madamoiselle." "Bonjour!" She answers back, "Can you........?"

And before she could finish her sentence, the Frenchman interrupts to say, "Anysing, yes I can, for you. Ma cherrie." He takes her hand, kisses her palm, licks her fingers romantically and then continues saying, "Just as beautiful and sweet as you are, your fingers are. What is this tasty lotion you use, ma cherrie? And if I may ask, what is this you wanted to be assisted in?"

The lady (at that time very impressed) answered, "I've just been changing my baby's diaper's, he has been suffering from serious diarrhea. So, I just wanted to know where I could wash my hands."

my remarks were not hateful toward the country israel

maybe "angry remarks" but not hateful

thats a pretty heavy word

and I do not support hezbollah never have have,,,,never said anything that can be interpeted as support for hezbollah

I expressed anger at the israli military....I think thats a big diffrence from exspressing anger towards the people of israel in general

would you agree??

George Bush was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade next when his telephone rang.

"Hallo, Mr. Bush," a heavily accented voice said. "This is Paddy down at the Harp Pub in County Sligo, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you!"

"Well, Paddy," Bush replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?"

"Right now," said Paddy, after a moment's calculation, "well, there's meself, me cousin Sean, me next door neighbor Seamus, and the entire dart team from the pub. That makes eight!"

Bush paused. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command."

"Begorra!", said Paddy. "I'll have to ring ya back!"

Sure enough, the next day, Paddy called again. "Mr. Bush, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"

"And what equipment would that be, Paddy?" Bush asked.

"Well, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Murphy's farm tractor."

Bush sighed. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also, I've increased my army to 1-1/2 million since we last spoke."

"Saints preserve us!" said Paddy. "I'll have to get back to ya."

Sure enough, Paddy rang again the next day. "Mr. Bush, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne! We've modified Harrigan's ultra-light with a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four boys from the Shamrock Pub have joined us as well!"

Bush was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"

"Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!", said Paddy, "I'll have to ring ya back."

Sure enough, Paddy called again the next day. "Top o' the mornin', Mr. Bush! I am sorry to tell you that we have had to call off the war."

"I'm sorry to hear that," said Bush. "Why the sudden change of heart?"

"Well," said Paddy, "we've all had a long chat over a bunch of pints, and decided there's no way we can feed two million prisoners."

God Bless the Irish!

I'm a competent fighter, but I doubt I could take a well trained soldier on hand-to-hand and hope to win just by that alone. My only real skill that would help me probably come on top is my huge natural tolerance to pain. I can take punch after punch after punch and just not go down. I found this out during my schooldays? I used to get in fights with the black kids all the time and after getting punched in the face and head repeatedly by 6?3? black assholes, it never slowed me down. I would feel nothing for almost the rest of the day from the adrenaline rush. I?d sure the fuck feel the pain the next day though? Jesus Christ would I feel the fucking pain later hahahaha.

A couple, both rednecks, had 9 children. They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed."

The doctor asked them why, after 9 children, they would choose to do this.

The husband replied that they had read a recent article that 1 out of every 10 children being born in the United States was Mexican and they didn't want a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.

Expressing anger and asking for the heads of soldiers are two different things.

You are a coward.

First grade class comes in from recess.

Teacher asks Alice: "What did you do at recess?" Alice says, "I played in the sand box." Teacher says, "That's good. Go to the blackboard, and if you can write 'sand' correctly, I'll give you a fresh-baked cookie." She does and gets a cookie.

Teacher asks Billy what he did at recess. Billy says, "I played with Alice in sand box." Teacher says, "Good. If you write 'Box' correctly on blackboard, I'll give you a fresh baked cookie." Billy does, and gets a cookie.

Teacher then asks Luis-Fernando Rodriguez what he did at recess. He says, "I tried to play with Alice and Billy, but they threw rocks at me." Teacher says, "Threw rocks at you? That sounds like blatant racial discrimination. If you can go the blackboard and write 'blatant racial discrimination' I'll give you a cookie."

You obviously dont know what Krav Magna is.

You wont be taking any punches, because you will be to busy on the ground with a foot up your ass.

An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down. An Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a whoop so loud that it would echo from the surrounding hills.

When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final, "Yahoo!" and rode off.

"What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service station attendant.

"Nothing," shrugged the woman, " I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto his saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off."

"Lady," the attendant said, "Indians ride bareback........"

I'm afraid we're just going to have to disagree on this one. Let's let this get back to being a joke thread.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

We are getting our jokes from the same site haha.