TGP Secrets Revealed - Part 2!!!! - GoFuckYourself.com

pr0 · 06-11-2002, 11:03 PM

In part one of my tgp secrets you learned how to build a successfull tgp & sell your worthless traffic for profit.

Now i will teach you how to keep your respect in the business as a large successfull tgp owner.

First.....Pool together all the money you made from selling your worhtless traffic & put it into a slush fund.

Next....Use the money to throw a big party at a webmaster convention.

Watch as thousands of new webmasters & tgp owners flock to your side & look up to you as a king among men! Now that you've woo'd them with your $ and slick talk, you should have atleast 2-300 webmasters in your back pocket.

With all your new friends, you can be assured to stay in business for atleast another 2-3 years selling your worthless traffic to your new found friends.

Rinse & Repeat!!!!!

any circumstances involving actual parties was completely uninteneded & this was provided for entertainment purposes only - disclaimer

Mr.Fiction · 06-11-2002, 11:08 PM

I will be looking forward to a post from Shemp letting us know what the leader thinks of all this.

kmanrox · 06-11-2002, 11:10 PM

you are a knowledge gawd

pr0 · 06-11-2002, 11:10 PM

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Originally posted by Mr.Fiction
I will be looking forward to a post from Shemp letting us know what the leader thinks of all this.

Everyone but the shemp....i told you before the shemp is exempt from my musings.

SleazyDream · 06-11-2002, 11:13 PM

hey -good idea. I think I'll try it.

pr0 · 06-11-2002, 11:16 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
hey -good idea. I think I'll try it.

:::holds out his tip jar::::

my advice aint free for commercial use, its 20bucks

SleazyDream · 06-11-2002, 11:17 PM

send the bill to kimmykim

pr0 · 06-11-2002, 11:19 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
send the bill to kimmykim

the last time i sent a bill to kimmykim i got my tires slashed, just paypal me pleaz

DrewKole · 06-11-2002, 11:46 PM

Anyone actually find pro's posts to be funny?

Just askin.

GTS Mark · 06-12-2002, 12:04 AM

The leader does not approve.

DH

DarkJedi · 06-12-2002, 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrewKole
Anyone actually find pro's posts to be funny?

Just askin.

Yes

the Shemp · 06-12-2002, 12:18 AM

Sorry to be so late in responding, but i was working on some traffic deals. I tried to call the Leader but his shoe phone is out of order, something about a "cellular hotfoot". Keep up the the good work prO, your posts make my day, have you found work yet?

shemp

Roald · 06-12-2002, 12:31 AM

Best thing about the party is that when you call it for elite only you give all the webmasters at your party the feeling of beiing special. And that will give you a lot off respect :D

Q.

fuct · 06-12-2002, 12:42 AM

as the sky parted, and the light shined through the clouds, and the deep sound of pr0's voice bounced off the hills below.. then the second part of the scriptures were written in stone for the mortals to read and learn from..

and then fuct said, 'let there be light' and pr0 said, 'damnit bitch, fuck the light! where's miah fish samach!' ...

...

... and it was good

pr0 · 06-12-2002, 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fuct
as the sky parted, and the light shined through the clouds, and the deep sound of pr0's voice bounced off the hills below.. then the second part of the scriptures were written in stone for the mortals to read and learn from..

and then fuct said, 'let there be light' and pr0 said, 'damnit bitch, fuck the light! where's miah fish samach!' ...

...

... and it was good

hahahahahaha.....yesssssssss!

Va2k · 06-12-2002, 08:07 AM

Pro BRAW I really really respect and like ya but you have WAY to much time on your hands lol

cat · 06-12-2002, 09:24 AM

talking about to much time...........

where is my full page add??????

cat

pr0 · 06-12-2002, 09:29 AM

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Originally posted by va2k
Pro BRAW I really really respect and like ya but you have WAY to much time on your hands lol

Yea but as soon as i stop wasting my time & actually work... i'm going to get very very rich, & im scared of what i'll do with that much money. BUt more than likely you will see billboard all over the U.S. with pictures of my ass on them.

06-11-2002, 11:03 PM	#1
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	TGP Secrets Revealed - Part 2!!!! In part one of my tgp secrets you learned how to build a successfull tgp & sell your worthless traffic for profit. Now i will teach you how to keep your respect in the business as a large successfull tgp owner. First.....Pool together all the money you made from selling your worhtless traffic & put it into a slush fund. Next....Use the money to throw a big party at a webmaster convention. Watch as thousands of new webmasters & tgp owners flock to your side & look up to you as a king among men! Now that you've woo'd them with your $ and slick talk, you should have atleast 2-300 webmasters in your back pocket. With all your new friends, you can be assured to stay in business for atleast another 2-3 years selling your worthless traffic to your new found friends. Rinse & Repeat!!!!! any circumstances involving actual parties was completely uninteneded & this was provided for entertainment purposes only - disclaimer

06-11-2002, 11:10 PM	#3
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06-11-2002, 11:13 PM	#5
SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	hey -good idea. I think I'll try it. __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.

06-11-2002, 11:17 PM	#7
SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	send the bill to kimmykim __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.

06-12-2002, 12:18 AM	#12
the Shemp congrats to the winners Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Echo Beach Posts: 10,891	Sorry to be so late in responding, but i was working on some traffic deals. I tried to call the Leader but his shoe phone is out of order, something about a "cellular hotfoot". Keep up the the good work prO, your posts make my day, have you found work yet? shemp __________________ i use Vacares...so should you Submit your picture galleries to my site...Outlaw TGP

06-11-2002, 11:08 PM	#2
Mr.Fiction Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Free Speech Land Posts: 9,484	I will be looking forward to a post from Shemp letting us know what the leader thinks of all this.

06-11-2002, 11:46 PM	#9
DrewKole Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 5,193	Anyone actually find pro's posts to be funny? Just askin.

06-12-2002, 12:04 AM	#10
GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	The leader does not approve. DH

06-12-2002, 12:31 AM	#13
Roald SecretFriends.com Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: IMC Headquarters Posts: 27,902	Best thing about the party is that when you call it for elite only you give all the webmasters at your party the feeling of beiing special. And that will give you a lot off respect :D Q.

06-12-2002, 12:42 AM	#14
fuct Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: in a nice leather chair Posts: 203	as the sky parted, and the light shined through the clouds, and the deep sound of pr0's voice bounced off the hills below.. then the second part of the scriptures were written in stone for the mortals to read and learn from.. and then fuct said, 'let there be light' and pr0 said, 'damnit bitch, fuck the light! where's miah fish samach!' ... ... ... and it was good __________________ code monkey

06-12-2002, 08:07 AM	#16
Va2k I’m still alive barley. Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Va Posts: 10,060	Pro BRAW I really really respect and like ya but you have WAY to much time on your hands lol __________________

06-12-2002, 09:24 AM	#17
cat Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: europe Posts: 493	talking about to much time........... where is my full page add?????? cat