TGP Secrets Revealed - Part 2!!!!
 

In part one of my tgp secrets you learned how to build a successfull tgp & sell your worthless traffic for profit.

Now i will teach you how to keep your respect in the business as a large successfull tgp owner.


First.....Pool together all the money you made from selling your worhtless traffic & put it into a slush fund.

Next....Use the money to throw a big party at a webmaster convention.

Watch as thousands of new webmasters & tgp owners flock to your side & look up to you as a king among men! Now that you've woo'd them with your $ and slick talk, you should have atleast 2-300 webmasters in your back pocket.

With all your new friends, you can be assured to stay in business for atleast another 2-3 years selling your worthless traffic to your new found friends.


Rinse & Repeat!!!!!



any circumstances involving actual parties was completely uninteneded & this was provided for entertainment purposes only - disclaimer

I will be looking forward to a post from Shemp letting us know what the leader thinks of all this.

you are a knowledge gawd

Everyone but the shemp....i told you before the shemp is exempt from my musings.

hey -good idea. I think I'll try it.

:::holds out his tip jar::::

my advice aint free for commercial use, its 20bucks

send the bill to kimmykim

the last time i sent a bill to kimmykim i got my tires slashed, just paypal me pleaz

Anyone actually find pro's posts to be funny?

Just askin.

The leader does not approve. :winkwink:

DH

Yes :xomunch

Sorry to be so late in responding, but i was working on some traffic deals. I tried to call the Leader but his shoe phone is out of order, something about a "cellular hotfoot". Keep up the the good work prO, your posts make my day, have you found work yet?

shemp

Best thing about the party is that when you call it for elite only you give all the webmasters at your party the feeling of beiing special. And that will give you a lot off respect :D

Q.

as the sky parted, and the light shined through the clouds, and the deep sound of pr0's voice bounced off the hills below.. then the second part of the scriptures were written in stone for the mortals to read and learn from..

and then fuct said, 'let there be light' and pr0 said, 'damnit bitch, fuck the light! where's miah fish samach!' ...

...

... and it was good

hahahahahaha.....yesssssssss!

Pro BRAW I really really respect and like ya but you have WAY to much time on your hands lol :1orglaugh

talking about to much time...........

where is my full page add??????

cat:Graucho

Yea but as soon as i stop wasting my time & actually work... i'm going to get very very rich, & im scared of what i'll do with that much money. BUt more than likely you will see billboard all over the U.S. with pictures of my ass on them.