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He-Man · 08-01-2006, 12:52 PM

I just saw Hard Candy, which was advertised (in the Netherlands) as a movie somewhat like Lolita. I don't know about you, but I find castration is no laughing matter. Not at all. I feel someone should have warned me and although the movie is probably no longer in cinemas in the US, I'll take this opportunity to warn whoever is thinking of seeing this movie: be ready.

And what's up with the 'lensman319' ?

He-Man · 08-01-2006, 01:07 PM

So... How about those Yankees?

madawgz · 08-01-2006, 01:08 PM

yeah in the preview i saw lensman319 on the screen comeup

Mr. Romance · 08-01-2006, 01:10 PM

dammm...warning taken

Mr. Romance

He-Man · 08-01-2006, 01:18 PM

There must be a link with the 'real' lensman right? Although, I would not like my name to be used as the nick for a pedophile/murderer.

Gambit · 08-01-2006, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by He-Man

There must be a link with the 'real' lensman right? Although, I would not like my name to be used as the nick for a pedophile/murderer.

oh come on the nick lensman is a pretty common one in photogrpahy circles.

notabook · 08-01-2006, 01:27 PM

It was a really shitty movie and completley unrealistic.

SPOILER:
During one scene, the small non-muscular girl somehow managed to hoist up a full grown adult male up to the ceiling in an attempt to get him to kill himself. Within the time period allowed, she could have gotten the equipment necessary to hoist him up, and she herself could not do it because she's essentially a midget standing next to Andre the Giant.

God damn Hard Candy made me want to gouge my eyes out and pour turpentine in my bloody sockets.

pornguy · 08-01-2006, 01:48 PM

Sounds like one I will not even catch on DVD.

dot1866 · 08-01-2006, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook

It was a really shitty movie and completley unrealistic.

SPOILER:
During one scene, the small non-muscular girl somehow managed to hoist up a full grown adult male up to the ceiling in an attempt to get him to kill himself. Within the time period allowed, she could have gotten the equipment necessary to hoist him up, and she herself could not do it because she's essentially a midget standing next to Andre the Giant.

God damn Hard Candy made me want to gouge my eyes out and pour turpentine in my bloody sockets.

ME TOO! i hated this movie. A lot.

E$_manager · 08-01-2006, 02:28 PM

thank you very much for the warning.
Lolita was alright btw.

08-01-2006, 12:52 PM	#1
He-Man Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Amsterdam!! Posts: 706	Hard Candy I just saw Hard Candy, which was advertised (in the Netherlands) as a movie somewhat like Lolita. I don't know about you, but I find castration is no laughing matter. Not at all. I feel someone should have warned me and although the movie is probably no longer in cinemas in the US, I'll take this opportunity to warn whoever is thinking of seeing this movie: be ready. And what's up with the 'lensman319' ? __________________ "We don't make mistakes, we have happy little accidents." Bob "King of the Canvas" Ross

08-01-2006, 01:07 PM	#2
He-Man Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Amsterdam!! Posts: 706	So... How about those Yankees? __________________ "We don't make mistakes, we have happy little accidents." Bob "King of the Canvas" Ross

08-01-2006, 01:08 PM	#3
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08-01-2006, 01:10 PM	#4
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08-01-2006, 01:18 PM	#5
He-Man Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Amsterdam!! Posts: 706	There must be a link with the 'real' lensman right? Although, I would not like my name to be used as the nick for a pedophile/murderer. __________________ "We don't make mistakes, we have happy little accidents." Bob "King of the Canvas" Ross

08-01-2006, 01:27 PM	#7
notabook Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Not a Library! Posts: 9,748	It was a really shitty movie and completley unrealistic. SPOILER: During one scene, the small non-muscular girl somehow managed to hoist up a full grown adult male up to the ceiling in an attempt to get him to kill himself. Within the time period allowed, she could have gotten the equipment necessary to hoist him up, and she herself could not do it because she's essentially a midget standing next to Andre the Giant. God damn Hard Candy made me want to gouge my eyes out and pour turpentine in my bloody sockets. __________________

08-01-2006, 01:48 PM	#8
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08-01-2006, 02:28 PM	#10
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