NOTICE : Bumping old Amp threads can make you Miserable - GoFuckYourself.com

TexasDreams · 07-30-2006, 06:01 PM

I don't care who it is either, if you bump an Amp thread you stand a very good chance of going into the Miserable User group for 30-days. This is supposed to be a forum for Adult webmasters, so try acting like an ADULT for a change.

baddog · 07-30-2006, 06:03 PM

good call . . . .can you hit me on ICQ please

DamageX · 07-30-2006, 06:05 PM

How about banning Amp to begin with, so there's no reason for anyone to bump his threads?

baddog · 07-30-2006, 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamageX

How about banning Amp to begin with, so there's no reason for anyone to bump his threads?

You can't bump threads of banned people?

WiredGuy · 07-30-2006, 06:07 PM

Whats in the miserable user group?
WG

Libertine · 07-30-2006, 06:07 PM

I'm out of wine... I'm already miserable

DamageX · 07-30-2006, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

You can't bump threads of banned people?

You know damn well that wasn't what I was trying to say. If Amp isn't around to respond and fuel the drama, there's no reason for anyone to bump his threads, be it Juicy or any other fucktard sigwhore.

s2kcord · 07-30-2006, 06:09 PM

Fucking Around & Program Discussion

2HousePlague · 07-30-2006, 06:09 PM

2hp

TexasDreams · 07-30-2006, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

Whats in the miserable user group?
WG

Worse than banning in my opinion...

When classed as miserable, a member suffers ;

1. Slow response (time delay) on every page (20 to 60 seconds default).
2. A chance they will get the "server busy" message (50% by default).
3. A chance that no search facilities will be available (75% by default).
4. A chance they will get redirected to another preset page (25% & homepage by default).
5. A chance they will simply get a blank page (25% by default).
6. Post flood limit increased by a defined factor (10 times by default).
7. If they get past all this okay, then they will be served up their proper page.

gornyhuy · 07-30-2006, 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TexasDreams

Worse than banning in my opinion...

When classed as miserable, a member suffers ;

1. Slow response (time delay) on every page (20 to 60 seconds default).
2. A chance they will get the "server busy" message (50% by default).
3. A chance that no search facilities will be available (75% by default).
4. A chance they will get redirected to another preset page (25% & homepage by default).
5. A chance they will simply get a blank page (25% by default).
6. Post flood limit increased by a defined factor (10 times by default).
7. If they get past all this okay, then they will be served up their proper page.

You've just described everyone's typical GFY experience.

aflex · 07-30-2006, 06:18 PM

are we all in the miserable user group?

Spider Ninja · 07-30-2006, 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

2hp

very nice pic

Big_Red · 07-30-2006, 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TexasDreams

Worse than banning in my opinion...

When classed as miserable, a member suffers ;

1. Slow response (time delay) on every page (20 to 60 seconds default).
2. A chance they will get the "server busy" message (50% by default).
3. A chance that no search facilities will be available (75% by default).
4. A chance they will get redirected to another preset page (25% & homepage by default).
5. A chance they will simply get a blank page (25% by default).
6. Post flood limit increased by a defined factor (10 times by default).
7. If they get past all this okay, then they will be served up their proper page.

I thought this was normal operation.

polish_aristocrat · 07-30-2006, 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gornyhuy

You've just described everyone's typical GFY experience.

OMGGG ROTFL

digifan · 07-30-2006, 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

You can't bump threads of banned people?

Hmm true

HizAzPhun · 07-30-2006, 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Texas Dreams

3. A chance that no search facilities will be available (75% by default).

Damn, as opposed to the 74% search failure most of us experience?

EEEKKK!!

BusterBunny · 07-30-2006, 06:23 PM

since this thread is kinda about amp, at what point does bumping it become hazardous?

digifan · 07-30-2006, 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gornyhuy

You've just described everyone's typical GFY experience.

And I thought something was wrong with me

aico · 07-30-2006, 06:25 PM

Does this count as an Amp thread?

he-fox · 07-30-2006, 06:26 PM

Spider Ninja · 07-30-2006, 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BusterBunny

since this thread is kinda about amp, at what point does bumping it become hazardous?

I'm going to spend the rest of my GFY life playing it safe and only bumping mod's threads

JD · 07-30-2006, 06:29 PM

just ban Amp....and Juicy just for GP

BusterBunny · 07-30-2006, 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spider Ninja

I'm going to spend the rest of my GFY life playing it safe and only bumping mod's threads

you should just kiss ass til you become head mod then ban them

Spider Ninja · 07-30-2006, 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BusterBunny

you should just kiss ass til you become head mod then ban them

hahaha...the total plan!!! I'm in bro

WiredGuy · 07-30-2006, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TexasDreams

Worse than banning in my opinion...

When classed as miserable, a member suffers ;

1. Slow response (time delay) on every page (20 to 60 seconds default).
2. A chance they will get the "server busy" message (50% by default).
3. A chance that no search facilities will be available (75% by default).
4. A chance they will get redirected to another preset page (25% & homepage by default).
5. A chance they will simply get a blank page (25% by default).
6. Post flood limit increased by a defined factor (10 times by default).
7. If they get past all this okay, then they will be served up their proper page.

How can I get out of this group? LOL.
WG

Cory W · 07-30-2006, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

How can I get out of this group? LOL.
WG

LOL

Juicy D. Links · 07-30-2006, 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamageX

You know damn well that wasn't what I was trying to say. If Amp isn't around to respond and fuel the drama, there's no reason for anyone to bump his threads, be it Juicy or any other fucktard sigwhore.

coming from the asshat who tries to recruit people from GFY to go onto his forum...

and dont forget about your skeletons in your closest.....tsk tsk my foreign friend

slapass · 07-30-2006, 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

Whats in the miserable user group?
WG

I have often thought those in our profession are a bit miserable. Maybe we would fit in there???

Just read deeper and see we are in that group.

mikeyddddd · 07-30-2006, 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TexasDreams

Worse than banning in my opinion...

When classed as miserable, a member suffers ;

1. Slow response (time delay) on every page (20 to 60 seconds default).
2. A chance they will get the "server busy" message (50% by default).
3. A chance that no search facilities will be available (75% by default).
4. A chance they will get redirected to another preset page (25% & homepage by default).
5. A chance they will simply get a blank page (25% by default).
6. Post flood limit increased by a defined factor (10 times by default).
7. If they get past all this okay, then they will be served up their proper page.

Kimo · 07-30-2006, 07:20 PM

thanks TD

pussyluver · 07-30-2006, 07:53 PM

If there is a miserable group, is there a happy group? No wait for posts and page loads? Maybe it is for the 10K group? Only have a few to go!!!!

yahoo-xxx-girls.com · 07-31-2006, 01:45 AM

I know this sounds funny but what is AMP... And is not this GFY service for the pros to make new contacts and market thier services throught banners and word of mouth... Admin?

nico-t · 07-31-2006, 02:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gornyhuy

You've just described everyone's typical GFY experience.

exactly what i was thinking

babymaker · 07-31-2006, 02:43 AM

i am in the miserable users group too lol lets see if this post even works :D

dissipate · 07-31-2006, 02:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TexasDreams

Worse than banning in my opinion...

When classed as miserable, a member suffers ;

1. Slow response (time delay) on every page (20 to 60 seconds default).
2. A chance they will get the "server busy" message (50% by default).
3. A chance that no search facilities will be available (75% by default).
4. A chance they will get redirected to another preset page (25% & homepage by default).
5. A chance they will simply get a blank page (25% by default).
6. Post flood limit increased by a defined factor (10 times by default).
7. If they get past all this okay, then they will be served up their proper page.

Definatly worse than being banned

um_designs · 07-31-2006, 03:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gornyhuy

You've just described everyone's typical GFY experience.

ThunderBalls · 07-31-2006, 03:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Balalsubturfyooj

And is not this GFY service for the pros to make new contacts and market thier services throught banners and word of mouth... Admin?

No, you got the wrong service. This gfy service is a wan of all the mental hospitals in the US, it is basically a support forum for our illness. AMP is simply a drug most of us are forced to take.

quiet · 07-31-2006, 03:57 AM

is it just old amp thread bumps that get this treatment? will it be added to the rules? weird.

gooddomains · 07-31-2006, 04:11 AM

noone needs the old amp threads

TurboAngel · 07-31-2006, 04:22 AM

I won't post in any Amp threads any more, old or new although he's always has been nice too me and has stuck up for me here on GFY.

L0rdJuni0r · 07-31-2006, 04:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

2hp

i'd hit it!

sumphatpimp · 07-31-2006, 05:13 AM

pssssssssssssssssst!

1. Slow response (time delay) on every page (20 to 60 seconds default).
2. A chance they will get the "server busy" message (50% by default).
3. A chance that no search facilities will be available (75% by default).
4. A chance they will get redirected to another preset page (25% & homepage by default).
5. A chance they will simply get a blank page (25% by default).
6. Post flood limit increased by a defined factor (10 times by default).
7. If they get past all this okay, then they will be served up their proper page.

whoever told you that user satisfaction is that high lied to you.

your problem is not bumping Amp threads.
you problem is allowing drama threads.

GFY may have started out as a webmaster board, but for the sake of page views has morphed into a sigwhore/kiddie board.

shame really.

woj · 07-31-2006, 06:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

How can I get out of this group? LOL.
WG

DamageX · 07-31-2006, 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

coming from the asshat who tries to recruit people from GFY to go onto his forum...

and dont forget about your skeletons in your closest.....tsk tsk my foreign friend

Watch your tongue, boy, I am not your mother. Come back and talk to me when you can cut it as a webmaster and no longer have to kiss ass and resort to playing clown on a board, in order to make rent, or freeload on other people to go to shows. Skeletons in MY closet? The info you can find about me is also available to everyone else, I have never tried to hide anything. Unlike you, my foreign friend.

DEA - banned for life · 07-31-2006, 06:52 AM

well atleast some drama is coming out of this thread

CheneyRumsfeld · 07-31-2006, 06:53 AM

here it comes!
drama thread!

dynastoned · 07-31-2006, 06:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gornyhuy

You've just described everyone's typical GFY experience.

seeric · 07-31-2006, 06:54 AM

how about a group for people testing bots with stupid ass replies like

Looks great.

Nice one.

Good work.

ROFL!!!!!!!!!

Devsh0p · 07-31-2006, 06:08 PM

bump.

fucking idiots.

07-30-2006, 06:01 PM	#1
TexasDreams former Miserable Admin :) Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Somewhere in Cali Posts: 4,700	NOTICE : Bumping old Amp threads can make you Miserable I don't care who it is either, if you bump an Amp thread you stand a very good chance of going into the Miserable User group for 30-days. This is supposed to be a forum for Adult webmasters, so try acting like an ADULT for a change. __________________ ICQ: 168-914-369 >>> sysop [at] TexasDreams [dot] com

07-30-2006, 06:05 PM	#3
DamageX Marketing & Strategy Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Former nomad Posts: 14,293	How about banning Amp to begin with, so there's no reason for anyone to bump his threads? __________________ Whitehat is for chumps If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!

07-30-2006, 06:07 PM	#5
WiredGuy Pounding Googlebot Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 34,485	Whats in the miserable user group? WG __________________ I play with Google.

07-30-2006, 06:07 PM	#6
Libertine sex dwarf Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 17,860	I'm out of wine... I'm already miserable __________________ /(bb\|[^b]{2})/

07-30-2006, 06:09 PM	#9
2HousePlague CURATOR Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: the attic Posts: 14,572	2hp __________________ tada!

07-30-2006, 06:03 PM	#2
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	good call . . . .can you hit me on ICQ please

07-30-2006, 06:09 PM	#8
s2kcord Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 581	Fucking Around & Program Discussion

07-30-2006, 06:18 PM	#12
aflex Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: New Jersey - adaptweb at gmail.com Posts: 3,127	are we all in the miserable user group? __________________ self made mothafucka. buying premium domains & developed sites with revenue/traffic -> adaptweb at gmail.com

07-30-2006, 06:23 PM	#18
BusterBunny perverted justice decoy Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: unborn still in the womb connected via blackberry Posts: 19,291	since this thread is kinda about amp, at what point does bumping it become hazardous? __________________ my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

07-30-2006, 06:25 PM	#20
aico Moo Moo Cow Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Washington State Posts: 14,748	Does this count as an Amp thread?

07-30-2006, 06:26 PM	#21
he-fox Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Playa del Carmen, Mexico Posts: 2,884

07-30-2006, 06:29 PM	#23
JD Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 22,651	just ban Amp....and Juicy just for GP

07-30-2006, 07:20 PM	#31
Kimo ... Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Maryland ICQ:87038677 Posts: 11,542	thanks TD __________________ ...

07-30-2006, 07:53 PM	#32
pussyluver Clueless OleMan Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: ICQ - 169903487 Posts: 11,009	If there is a miserable group, is there a happy group? No wait for posts and page loads? Maybe it is for the 10K group? Only have a few to go!!!!

07-31-2006, 01:45 AM	#33
yahoo-xxx-girls.com Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 3,143	I know this sounds funny but what is AMP... And is not this GFY service for the pros to make new contacts and market thier services throught banners and word of mouth... Admin? __________________ sig too big

07-31-2006, 02:43 AM	#35
babymaker Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: philly Posts: 4,751	i am in the miserable users group too lol lets see if this post even works :D __________________ $99mo Hosted CMS From ElevatedX! ICQ 293125596

07-31-2006, 03:57 AM	#39
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	is it just old amp thread bumps that get this treatment? will it be added to the rules? weird. __________________ we'll miss you our friend. RIP

07-31-2006, 04:11 AM	#40
gooddomains Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Netherlands Posts: 10,127	noone needs the old amp threads

07-31-2006, 04:22 AM	#41
TurboAngel H.B.I.C. Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NC Posts: 30,122	I won't post in any Amp threads any more, old or new although he's always has been nice too me and has stuck up for me here on GFY. Last edited by TurboAngel; 07-31-2006 at 04:25 AM..

07-31-2006, 05:13 AM	#43
sumphatpimp Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,235	pssssssssssssssssst! 1. Slow response (time delay) on every page (20 to 60 seconds default). 2. A chance they will get the "server busy" message (50% by default). 3. A chance that no search facilities will be available (75% by default). 4. A chance they will get redirected to another preset page (25% & homepage by default). 5. A chance they will simply get a blank page (25% by default). 6. Post flood limit increased by a defined factor (10 times by default). 7. If they get past all this okay, then they will be served up their proper page. whoever told you that user satisfaction is that high lied to you. your problem is not bumping Amp threads. you problem is allowing drama threads. GFY may have started out as a webmaster board, but for the sake of page views has morphed into a sigwhore/kiddie board. shame really.

07-31-2006, 06:52 AM	#46
DEA - banned for life V.I.P. Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: InYour Head Posts: 7,886	well atleast some drama is coming out of this thread

07-31-2006, 06:53 AM	#47
CheneyRumsfeld Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 1,341	here it comes! drama thread!

07-31-2006, 06:54 AM	#49
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	how about a group for people testing bots with stupid ass replies like Looks great. Nice one. Good work. ROFL!!!!!!!!!

07-31-2006, 06:08 PM	#50
Devsh0p So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 21	bump. fucking idiots.