NOTICE : Bumping old Amp threads can make you Miserable
 

I don't care who it is either, if you bump an Amp thread you stand a very good chance of going into the Miserable User group for 30-days. This is supposed to be a forum for Adult webmasters, so try acting like an ADULT for a change. :2 cents:

:helpme :helpme :helpme

good call . . . .can you hit me on ICQ please

How about banning Amp to begin with, so there's no reason for anyone to bump his threads?

You can't bump threads of banned people?

Whats in the miserable user group?
WG

I'm out of wine... I'm already miserable :(

You know damn well that wasn't what I was trying to say. If Amp isn't around to respond and fuel the drama, there's no reason for anyone to bump his threads, be it Juicy or any other fucktard sigwhore.

Fucking Around & Program Discussion

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:)

2hp

Worse than banning in my opinion...

When classed as miserable, a member suffers ;

1. Slow response (time delay) on every page (20 to 60 seconds default).
2. A chance they will get the "server busy" message (50% by default).
3. A chance that no search facilities will be available (75% by default).
4. A chance they will get redirected to another preset page (25% & homepage by default).
5. A chance they will simply get a blank page (25% by default).
6. Post flood limit increased by a defined factor (10 times by default).
7. If they get past all this okay, then they will be served up their proper page.

You've just described everyone's typical GFY experience. :1orglaugh

are we all in the miserable user group?

very nice pic :winkwink:

I thought this was normal operation. :winkwink:

OMGGG ROTFL :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Hmm true :)

Damn, as opposed to the 74% search failure most of us experience?

EEEKKK!!

since this thread is kinda about amp, at what point does bumping it become hazardous?

And I thought something was wrong with me :1orglaugh :helpme

Does this count as an Amp thread?

I'm going to spend the rest of my GFY life playing it safe and only bumping mod's threads :winkwink:

just ban Amp....and Juicy just for GP

you should just kiss ass til you become head mod then ban them:thumbsup

hahaha...the total plan!!! I'm in bro :thumbsup

How can I get out of this group? LOL.
WG

LOL :1orglaugh

coming from the asshat who tries to recruit people from GFY to go onto his forum...

and dont forget about your skeletons in your closest.....tsk tsk my foreign friend

I have often thought those in our profession are a bit miserable. Maybe we would fit in there???

:winkwink:

Just read deeper and see we are in that group.

http://www.indiatoday.com/itoday/200...grfx/cover.jpg http://www.eazytraffic.com/gfy/images/mod-moo.gif

thanks TD :)

If there is a miserable group, is there a happy group? No wait for posts and page loads? Maybe it is for the 10K group? Only have a few to go!!!!

I know this sounds funny but what is AMP... And is not this GFY service for the pros to make new contacts and market thier services throught banners and word of mouth... Admin?

:1orglaugh exactly what i was thinking

i am in the miserable users group too lol lets see if this post even works :D

Definatly worse than being banned

:2 cents: :1orglaugh

No, you got the wrong service. This gfy service is a wan of all the mental hospitals in the US, it is basically a support forum for our illness. AMP is simply a drug most of us are forced to take.

is it just old amp thread bumps that get this treatment? will it be added to the rules? weird.

noone needs the old amp threads

I won't post in any Amp threads any more, old or new although he's always has been nice too me and has stuck up for me here on GFY.

:)

i'd hit it! :winkwink:

pssssssssssssssssst!

1. Slow response (time delay) on every page (20 to 60 seconds default).
2. A chance they will get the "server busy" message (50% by default).
3. A chance that no search facilities will be available (75% by default).
4. A chance they will get redirected to another preset page (25% & homepage by default).
5. A chance they will simply get a blank page (25% by default).
6. Post flood limit increased by a defined factor (10 times by default).
7. If they get past all this okay, then they will be served up their proper page.

whoever told you that user satisfaction is that high lied to you.

:1orglaugh

your problem is not bumping Amp threads.
you problem is allowing drama threads.

GFY may have started out as a webmaster board, but for the sake of page views has morphed into a sigwhore/kiddie board.

shame really.
:(

:1orglaugh

Watch your tongue, boy, I am not your mother. Come back and talk to me when you can cut it as a webmaster and no longer have to kiss ass and resort to playing clown on a board, in order to make rent, or freeload on other people to go to shows. Skeletons in MY closet? The info you can find about me is also available to everyone else, I have never tried to hide anything. Unlike you, my foreign friend. :winkwink:

well atleast some drama is coming out of this thread

here it comes!
drama thread!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

how about a group for people testing bots with stupid ass replies like

Looks great.

Nice one.

Good work.


ROFL!!!!!!!!!

bump.






fucking idiots.