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Hooligan · 07-28-2006, 12:49 PM

if she had to, she'd try to be covert, or lie about it.

One time in particular:

I'm at her house. She had two bathrooms. One master bathroom, and one in the hallway. So she tells me she feels sick and has to throw up. So she goes to her bathroom while I'm sitting there in the living room.

She comes out and sits next to me and tells me she's feeling better. So I jokingly ask her if she brushed her teeth. She looked off weirdly for a few seconds, then said something like "Yeah, of course."

At that point I KNEW SHE WAS LYING! Time was precious. If she had taken a shit, the bathroom would not stink from it forever.

Something happened, she went out to her car, had to look up something on the computer in the other room, I don't remember. At that point, it was my chance to sneak over to her bathroom.

Sure enough, it smelled like shit.

That is my covert girlfriend shitting story for the day.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 07-28-2006, 01:05 PM

ya know... i haven't seen my girl goto the bathroom to shit in 3 years... :eek

detoxed · 07-28-2006, 01:08 PM

Haha you mean she doesnt shit on your chest?

majorbitch · 07-28-2006, 01:15 PM

LOL. That's funny.

I don't think I'd be embarassed if my bf knew I took a massive dump.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 07-28-2006, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by detoxed

Haha you mean she doesnt shit on your chest?

well besides that

Hooligan · 07-28-2006, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by detoxed

Haha you mean she doesnt shit on your chest?

I pay an escort to shit on me.

Basic info:

Costs: $125 flat fee
Load: About 2 - 3 poops per session
Fun: I like to rub it on my chest
Timing: It's hard to time my visits to her poomps, but we manage.

Major (Tom) · 07-28-2006, 01:51 PM

dude... no one can light up a toilet like a chick..

duke

Scott McD · 07-28-2006, 01:56 PM

My girlfriends shits smell worse than mine. So there's no point in her even trying to hide it...

WWC-Pajio · 07-28-2006, 01:59 PM

...damnnnnnnn!! that's it.. that's disgusting

joshll · 07-28-2006, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by majorbitch

LOL. That's funny.

I don't think I'd be embarassed if my bf knew I took a massive dump.

Dont Be, I emailed him the thread.

Oh, The gratitude of thy.

FuqALot · 07-28-2006, 02:05 PM

sikrit31 · 07-28-2006, 02:15 PM

my gf and i share shit stories from time to time lol

lush_life · 07-28-2006, 02:20 PM

when i was a kid, i kinda thought my mom was the only lady that shat

wyldblyss · 07-28-2006, 02:22 PM

So your girlfriend has a bowel movement and you can't wait to get up and go smell it and you say SHE is being covert? lol

L0rdJuni0r · 07-28-2006, 02:25 PM

my girl doesnt hide it. i had a cousin that used to tell me that she never took a shit in her life. i was like "yea right"!! lol

ServerGenius · 07-28-2006, 02:25 PM

well if that's not a hint to run the fuck away then I don't know what is....

L0rdJuni0r · 07-28-2006, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wyldblyss

So your girlfriend has a bowel movement and you can't wait to get up and go smell it and you say SHE is being covert? lol

i was thinking the same thing

This is a shitty thread

Nismo · 07-28-2006, 02:26 PM

Me and my gf shit together and take turns wiping each others ass crack.

CamsLord · 07-28-2006, 02:26 PM

great story

Sosa · 07-28-2006, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

My girlfriends shits smell worse than mine. So there's no point in her even trying to hide it...

LOL I bet you love that.

elartist · 07-28-2006, 02:40 PM

hahahaha wtf?

Mr. Soul · 07-28-2006, 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by majorbitch

LOL. That's funny.

I don't think I'd be embarassed if my bf knew I took a massive dump.

My kind of woman.

Hollywood376 · 07-28-2006, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hooligan

Sure enough, it smelled like shit.

That's some detective work. I think you would have been better off NOT smelling someones shit.

Lazonby · 07-28-2006, 07:43 PM

I still don't think the Queen of England shits. I can imagine her pissing, but not shitting. I used to feel the same about Princess Diana also.

Lazonby · 07-28-2006, 07:45 PM

But the thought of the Queen blocking up the toilet with paper because she did a 'messy one' then either pushing it down by hand or blaming it on the Corgis is amusing.

JD · 07-28-2006, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker

dude... no one can light up a toilet like a chick..

duke

agreed

Pornwolf · 07-28-2006, 07:49 PM

Now that you mention it I can't even remember the last time I heard a girlfriend shit.

They are pretty damn good at hiding it.

MaddCaz · 07-28-2006, 07:50 PM

hmm interesting!

Nom_is · 07-28-2006, 07:51 PM

It took about 6 months of living together before my girlfriend finally confessed she was going to take a shit for the first time, and that was only after I made such a big deal about how I was going to take, "the monster of all craps." on several occasions.

L-Pink · 07-28-2006, 08:15 PM

I was at a girls house and spotted a floater .... I preceded to tell her that hat-pins were originally invented so Victorian women could pop and sink their floaters.

We didn't see much of each other after that night.

BOSS1 · 07-28-2006, 08:46 PM

alot of the girls have constipation so shitting is like a sacred ritual to them

Nightwind · 07-28-2006, 09:12 PM

Since when is the smell of vomit that much better than shit?

tony286 · 07-28-2006, 09:39 PM

alot girls are weird like that, i got go i dont care who hears.

media · 07-28-2006, 09:41 PM

I've never seen my wife take a shit in the 9 years we've been together...

effer · 07-28-2006, 09:44 PM

I once had to take an emergency liquid shit at a small restaurant. And I was on a date! To my horror, the girl got up and used the SAME toilet a relatively short time later. I knew she came in contact with my smell because she was in and out so fast, probably under a minute. Im absolutely certain it derailed the rest of the night. It was pretty much dead silent at the table afterwards :/

Kimo · 07-28-2006, 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by effer

I once had to take an emergency liquid shit at a small restaurant. And I was on a date! To my horror, the girl got up and used the SAME toilet a relatively short time later. I knew she came in contact with my smell because she was in and out so fast, probably under a minute. Im absolutely certain it derailed the rest of the night. It was pretty much dead silent at the table afterwards :/

07-28-2006, 12:49 PM	#1
Hooligan So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 1,472	I had a girlfriend who would never take a shit if I was there, or... if she had to, she'd try to be covert, or lie about it. One time in particular: I'm at her house. She had two bathrooms. One master bathroom, and one in the hallway. So she tells me she feels sick and has to throw up. So she goes to her bathroom while I'm sitting there in the living room. She comes out and sits next to me and tells me she's feeling better. So I jokingly ask her if she brushed her teeth. She looked off weirdly for a few seconds, then said something like "Yeah, of course." At that point I KNEW SHE WAS LYING! Time was precious. If she had taken a shit, the bathroom would not stink from it forever. Something happened, she went out to her car, had to look up something on the computer in the other room, I don't remember. At that point, it was my chance to sneak over to her bathroom. Sure enough, it smelled like shit. That is my covert girlfriend shitting story for the day.

07-28-2006, 01:15 PM	#4
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Lazonby Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 2,262	I still don't think the Queen of England shits. I can imagine her pissing, but not shitting. I used to feel the same about Princess Diana also.

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Lazonby Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 2,262	But the thought of the Queen blocking up the toilet with paper because she did a 'messy one' then either pushing it down by hand or blaming it on the Corgis is amusing.

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