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dakota1358 · 07-26-2006, 07:07 PM

thats funny

xclusive · 07-26-2006, 07:07 PM

damn set off my board tracker

BoyAlley · 07-26-2006, 07:07 PM

avalanche · 07-26-2006, 07:50 PM

Nice!!!!!!!

reynold · 07-26-2006, 07:56 PM

Tragic ending. I'm glad, my story is quite opposite.

SetTheWorldonFire · 07-26-2006, 07:59 PM

Vitasoy · 07-27-2006, 01:39 AM

I'd probably do the same

BusterBunny · 07-27-2006, 01:41 AM

CaptainHowdy · 07-27-2006, 01:44 AM

rofllllllllllll !!

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 07-27-2006, 01:46 AM

Oh yeah, and we can't forget the imfamous John Wayne Bobbit...

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notabook · 07-27-2006, 01:50 AM

Eh, penises are overrated. They always are getting you into trouble, and most of the time they just make a huge sticky mess. BOYCOTT PENISES NOW!

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 07-27-2006, 02:00 AM

BusterBunny · 07-27-2006, 02:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Oh yeah, and we can't forget the imfamous John Wayne Bobbit...

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fair enough but you can't have a missing penis thread without a real severed penis can you?

Manowar · 07-27-2006, 02:18 AM

john bobbit was funny

Kimo · 07-27-2006, 03:14 AM

this has been posted several times

martinsc · 07-27-2006, 03:18 AM

flashfire · 07-27-2006, 03:31 AM

lol, first time Ive seen that one

Stacey_JoinRightNow · 07-27-2006, 03:42 AM

oh, I think thats miserable... scary!!!

Magix · 07-27-2006, 03:48 AM

madawgz · 07-27-2006, 04:06 AM

id shoot myself too

Aalexis · 07-27-2006, 05:19 AM

i laugh .)))

ilbb · 07-27-2006, 05:24 AM

funny shit

webjoker · 07-27-2006, 06:03 AM

picsmasters · 07-27-2006, 06:18 AM

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Spunky · 07-27-2006, 06:19 AM

I would also do the same

joshll · 07-27-2006, 06:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by webjoker

gooddomains · 07-27-2006, 06:23 AM

I'd hit it

pussyluver · 07-27-2006, 06:27 AM

No penis? Go for the tgirl life style.

Making the best with what you don't have.

LittleSassy · 07-27-2006, 09:30 AM

LOL...that's kinda hard for the man...hehehe

BAKO · 07-27-2006, 09:38 AM

BluewireAngie · 07-27-2006, 09:56 AM

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 07-27-2006, 10:07 AM

Here a group of Ken dolls discuss their genital-less state, which quickly devolves into them talking about how big their dollhood would be if they were anatomically correct...

I love this song...

Artist: King Missile
Song: Detatchable Penis

Lyrics :

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

[background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.

First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.

I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.

After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.

Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.

Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.

People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.

----

ADG Webmaster

Drake · 07-27-2006, 10:09 AM

Z · 07-27-2006, 10:27 AM

I hung out with (no shit), John Wayne Bobbit and Joey Buttafucco at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch while I was there for one of their parties.

JW Bobbit's a fuckin' trip. Dumb as dogshit, but funny too and not 20 minutes goes by without him whipping out his dick to either show a guy the scars or a girl that it works.

Pete-KT · 07-31-2006, 06:13 AM

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HpicAnn · 07-31-2006, 07:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WWC-Bako

lol. that was hilarious!

carol.prime · 07-31-2006, 07:18 AM

Poor guy!

CamsLord · 07-31-2006, 07:33 AM

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